gullas and his shenanigans.Ah. The first game I attended. I had fond memories from that game and learned the valuable lesson of shutting the hell up during clue solving.
Didn't like that red herring that intentionally pointed at me though.
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I received couple of PQs and noticed some posts here about how awesome you guys thought this last narration was. Glad you guys liked it.
Usually, you save the long narrs like that for the END of the game! I can't wait to see how awsome your last one will be now! lolYeah… I did it like that because at the time I had no idea when the final narration would arrive and was getting a bid frustrated about that fact. I wanted to make an epic narration and I wanted to make one now. Since the two remaining killers were gonna duke it out, I decided, why the hell not?
I just want it to be clear, while Jesus is a bleeding heart liberal who will embolden our enemies…
Sexy Jesus is a cool cat who brings the shizzle to da hizzle, yo!
Deffinitely vote for sexy Jesus if you get chance!
Now can we all PLEASE just lynch seventy2 and get this game over with!
(Also, man in hat, I am very disappointed you never sent me your magic box, I would have pushed the button before you got done explaining how it even works!)
THAT IS ALL!
Salsa and seventy2 you filthy traitors!What kind of death are we talking about here? Is it the cool death by explosions, snu-snu, or lab "accidents," or is the the boring kind like being shoot, stabbed or lynched with a rope? Cause if it's the former then I am definitely game, if it's the later, well I'd rather be broiled.
The reward for treason….IS DEATH!
THAT IS ALL!
Narration:
"Oh do we have a fun show for you tonight, folks. Behind this door is our next contestant."
"That's right Seventy2 has been locked in a room for 5 straight hours where he's been forced to watch old reruns of happy days and listen to the theme song from that same show that's stuck in an endless loop. Added to that mix is various impractical torturing devices that he's free to play with. We will be opening the door in just a minute to see the result"
"But now a word from our sponsor. Felling bloated and constipated? Is your car giving you troubles again? Having troubles getting that sasquatch to leave your backyard? Well, ignore that shit and go read Harkovast. That's what I always do."
"Ok, we're ready to open the door. What will we find?"
"Well jeff. It looks like Seventy chose to blind himself with the rusty pliers."
"Oh damn. I was hoping he'd pick the wooden spoon."
"Didn't we all, Jeff? Didn't we all?"
[spoiler]Seventy2 the man with the ball hat is dead.[/spoiler]
"Man the crap they have on TV these days." Said mattboy115, reaching for his remote, only to find that it had gone MIA again.
After finally discovering that it had fallen between the folds of the sofa again, he decided to change the channel.
A cloaked figure came on the display that was pointing at him. "Mattboy. Your time has come." it said.
"Uhm… On second thought. I think I might grow to like 'Worlds silliest executions' after all." said mattboy nervously as he fumbled the remote, pressing buttons.
His withered corpse would undoubtedly scare the bejubus out of the cleaning lady when she arrives the next day, to clean his place.
[spoiler]Mattboy115 the paramedic has suffered greatly.[/spoiler]
At that instant a giant truck with a dollar sign painted at the sides drove into town and parked next to Salsa's house.
Day 6 is over.
Night 6 has begun.
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