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Regulator Ryan: Well, now we have only the Mafia leader to tend to. And I thought Salsa would be opposed to the Box after what it did to his brother!
Regulator Richard: Meh, I guess to them guys, caps are caps.
Regulator Ryan: Remember that not all of the people in that town are corrupt and evil. At least for the good guys left there we should send some supplies over.
Regulator Richard: But the current Mafia Leader is too powerful, hell, even managed to take out the god-damn Batman. Damn, he would have made a hell of a Regulator.
Regulator Ryan: So It's agreed. In the absence of Regulator Z, we keep the Vault open, but on close guard.
Regulator Richard: Hey Fawkes, the Protectrons are all working, right? No malfunctions?
Fawkes: No, I have made sure they are all at their best. Now I must go, and give to the orphans my money.
Regulator Richard: Okay, we stay open, but on close guard. And no one leaves except Fawkes until the Big Z gets back.

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And Rokulily, perhaps it was to taunt people that wanted to press them but couldn't.

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Well, I figured since it worked for Product Placement, it should work for me.

My birthday is next week! And you know what I would just LOVE as a birthday present? Your vote for me as your new gm! Besides, PP got in cause of a viral infection in his heart. I have to go to the doctors tomorrow to pinpoint how long I have before I need open heart surgery. Not kidding.

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I must say, I think my leadership of this town has really been a great success.
Crime is down (no one alive to commit crimes)
Taxes are down but tax revenue is up (I just take all the stuff the dead people had)
Plenty of good housing (as the owners are all dead)
and a generally positive attitude (I feel postitive, so I assume the rest of you do too!)

VIVA LA HARK!

Now go read Kombat Kubs!

http://www.drunkduck.com/Kombat_Kubs/

That is all!

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You are wrong, Mayor Hark! There is still one criminal left! The dreaded leader of the Mafia! The town must not rest until that villain has been brought to justice! The houses without anyone to care to them anymore will fall into dis-repair! Bad housing then! You can be arrested and even executed for stealing from dead people! And don't be as blind as Louis the XVI! Look around you, ask the people their opinions as well!

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Well, I figured since it worked for Product Placement, it should work for me.
You're comparing birthdays to having to spend a week at the hospital now?

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My good friend Mr Leary has been working on the new townston national anthem.
As you might have guessed, it is all about me, your loving mayor.
The part about nuclear weapons is especailly true of my attitude to everything.

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Zombie popping in!

Well you got one of them. Now the townies can have an ultimate win. That is if they're not all killed in the night. I thought they were screwed without me.

Feel better Random. I demand you to. Because Cozmo's not a good doctor (anyone get the reference?…anyone?!).

I still don't know who I'm voting for for GM.

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Good news! I found a student edition of Photoshop CS4 for $200. I will purchase it for myself after my fiance's first real world pay check. (When he starts getting paid I will have less financial responsibility in the household. Right now I take care of the groceries.) I can't wait to get back to my normal self. I'll do my best the catch the mafia comic up in my free time with what I got, but I look forward to using my full capabilities.

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yay for niccea!



reminds me i gotta go re-install my photoshop because my computer is being a jerk. i've been using… ms paint and a picture viewer software… i really need to go re-install photoshop…

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actually the first mafia iirc was similar in length…

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LONG MAFIA
OH YEAH?
http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=49185&cid=243
I was such an awesome host.

I can't remember if that's the longest. I think that mafias used to be 30 or so pages….
I remember we went like 10 pages in one night….

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Good thing that was during the summer!

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I remember we went like 10 pages in one night….
It's important to know that none of these pages were actually relvant to the game.
Mostly Futurama references at DarthVaderS1999's expense.

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oh yeah? well i was running out of money anywyas….and i was going to settle down. have a nice little boy with a 3 corner hat….and a little girl with a bonnet.

but now. now i've been lynched.

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VOTE for Salsa as your next GM.
There'll be gunslinging!
There'll be hangings!
There'll be crazed men with explosives!
VOTE NOW!

(and I will be drawing a colored scene from every cycle, (The executed get to choose their method of execution) that's right Folks, you get a pretty picture AND get to choose how you die!)

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Long ass mafia

Id just like to say…. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

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ucked up the page there same. :)

I'm looking forward to dying if you win salsa. That way it can count as guest art!!!…in a way…

Meanwhile the dead guy roams on…or Rick James…(no one will get the reference)

-the dead 1337 master

PS: You got it same? It was the Fairly Odd ones.

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Well, I figured since it worked for Product Placement, it should work for me.
You're comparing birthdays to having to spend a week at the hospital now?

No, I'm comparing you using the "poor me" card to become gm, so I thought I'd do it too! :p My heart condition is more severe, and it lasts until the day I die. Beat that! lol!

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Right… something came up that requires me to temporarily postpone this narration until further notice. I will provide you with an explanation why this happened once the issue has been resolved.

LONG MAFIA
I think that mafias used to be 30 or so pages….
I remember we went like 10 pages in one night….
I think people are talking about this game being long in the sense that it has been going of for ages, not that it has many pages.
My heart condition is more severe, and it lasts until the day I die. Beat that! lol!
Oh… so that wasn't a joke? Sorry to hear that.

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Oh… so that wasn't a joke? Sorry to hear that.

Yeah, I was born without a valve and my heart is tearing apart trying to compensate for it. We never knew, I thought I was normal. But apparantly, if I didn't have this problem, I'd be more energetic and have more stamina. Which is amazing because I'm already very active and I can outrun my 6'2" friend that has gone through a police acadamy! Makes me wonder how much stronger I'd be if I was normal. But no, that wasn't a joke. As a matter of fact, I just got back from the doctor today about it. I'm resisting the problem pretty well at the moment, so the surgery is being put off for another 6 months. But all that aside, it really is my B-day next week! 8D And the perfect present is a vote from all of you to make me your next gm! I've got an awsome game plan, a wide imagination, and plenty of time for narrations! Vote for me! Besides, I wouldn't mind being a gm at least once.

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Is everyone dead yet or am I not doing my job right?
After I've finsihed killing you all and burning down the town I am going to put in place Nationalised Health Care!
I am just that evil!

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