"I am the l33t master" is the godfather. Profile talks about sucking.
The Third man came around into Salsa's view. “You wouldn't have been much of a threat if you had just run for mayor quietly. But coming out and admitting your were a privite eye? Well, you just have to go. And one more thing. Suck it because i'm back”
Hey Random guy — how does that avi of yours read?
Also: this is very interesting: "Elsewhere a hitman observed his prey. But then pretty and shiny prey caught his eye. When he looked back, his original prey was gone.
That seems sufficiently deliberate not to be ignored.
He passed a man laying on a bench. “Baaaaah. Why are you so loud? You're interrupting my nap” “Oh! Sorry.” replied Product Placement. “Crap…It's you.” the man replied. “The Boss says you're the sharpest sword in town. We can't let you live. I was hoping you'd be out somewhere else. I don't want to work tonight.”
He passed a man laying on a bench. “Baaaaah. Why are you so loud? You're interrupting my nap” “Oh! Sorry.” replied Product Placement. “Crap…It's you.” the man replied. “The Boss says you're the sharpest sword in town. We can't let you live. I was hoping you'd be out somewhere else. I don't want to work tonight.”
Yes, i know that my avatar would seem like im part of the clues. I'm not going to try and weasle out of it, im just going to say this. I'm a townie body guard. With that said, if i day with a night kill, it means the mafia killed me trying to get to hark. If not, then that means the hark is mafia. Or he may be mafia and tell one of hit hitmen to kill me just to make him look innocent. Or you guys could lynch me, and we'll never know until the end of the game who is mafia. I leave you with those thoughts.
*burns thoughts onto a disc and lays it on the ground, then walks away trying to whistle*
Murder number one's clue seemed to be laziness. While many people claim the attribute, I noticed Randomdudeguy's first comic attested to his own laziness. When this was combined with his provocations in the thread, I began to suspect it was a diversionary tactic to throw people off his trail.
As for the second one, I chose Hark mainly because the mayoral race was explicitly mentioned, and both people he claim never sent their roles dispute his assertion, as if he is covering something up.
Hang em high and hang em often! Came the cry from the mayors office. “It's time for a double lynch” Screamed out harkovast.
The Townstonians gathered in town square The mayor bellowed “I have something to share” “for your positions I cried! Now, two who lied, have died.”
A ghostly voice responded: “A townee I was, I did not lie!” another simply said: “and I a private eye”
Harkovast stood up “Well you're both dead, Let us all kill Fred”
“Your rhyming sucks” came a cry from back of the crowd, "Therefor you must be lynched!!” “Wait!” Came a call. “We need someone else, so we can double lynch. Otherwise, we'll be unable to lynch ever again!” “Indubitably” came randomdudeperson. “i suspect, by much examination, and often listening to 1337 tell people to suck things, that he is indeed the Godfather” “that's such a well constructed sentence, I can't argue!” came asmun, who seemed to have just appeared out of no where.
Soon everyone was calling for I am the 1337 master's demise. 1337 was found standing at the back of the crowd… “WHOA! It's not my fault you guys all suck, I mean, I wasn't even in town that weekend” Suddenly a car came screeching around the corner, and did one of those awesome 180 parallel parking jobs right up to where 1337 was standing. The door flung open, and out came an austrian voice “come with me if you want to leeve” “DEAL” came 1337s scared voice, he was in with the car pulling away by the time he finished the word. “awwww, I guess that means the lynch is cancelled” everyone moaned.
The crowd turned to find harkovast hanging silently. “I found a note!” came the under Secretary of Townston's voice.
DEAR APATHETIC AND LAZY TOWNSTONIANS,
YOU DO SUCH A HORRIBLE JOB AT LYNCHING PEOPLE, I HAD TO SHOW YOU HOW IT WAS DONE.
SINCERELY YOUR MAYOR HARKOVAST
P.S.
READ HARKOVAST! [spoiler] HARKOVAST, THE FURRY PUSHER, THE MAYOR, has stopped breathing [/spoiler]
This is what happens when I am too busy to vote. I cant trust you people for a minute.
And is it me or did Ansum just insult my comic? That's not really funny or appropriate for a mafia game to start slagging people off. Pressumably Ansum is one of those people who tries to join in with jokes, but is socially awkward and ends up insulting people while failing to be funny. I assume he have poor social skills both from the insult and the fact he wants me to draw penis for him.
This is what happens when I am too busy to vote. I cant trust you people for a minute.
And is it me or did Ansum just insult my comic? That's not really funny or appropriate for a mafia game to start slagging people off. Pressumably Ansum is one of those people who tries to join in with jokes, but is socially awkward and ends up insulting people while failing to be funny. I assume he have poor social skills both from the insult and the fact he wants me to draw penis for him.
Okay, first off, my name is "Asmun." I am not the evil guy from Kingdom Hearts (even though that's spelled "Ansem." ) Second, I do fail when it comes to being in a social environment, but the disdain for your comic was not a misconstrued attempt at humor. Finally, I don't want you to draw penis for me; I was just making an observation regarding your comic.
On a Mafia-related note, clearly l33t is worth saving for the mafia, so he should still be lynched tomorrow (you know, after I've been killed). As for the getaway car, seems to me it should be pretty obvious: All we have to do is determine who has "an Austrian accent." I'm too lazy and I have a paper to write. Someone else do it.
Or it could be the mafia making it look like l33t is one of them, theyve done it before. But I still stick to my reasoning, l33t is the godfather. Unless I can be proven wrong. But the best way to prove me wrong is to kill him lol. And this kinda sucks now, I was trying to make an alliance with pp, because he is an awsome player, and also Hark cause i was his body guard. Both are dead now,…so am i still a body guard? lol
Godfather Horseheaded: The godfather is able to leave a severed horse head in the target's bed. This will scare the targeted player, causing him to go into hiding for the next day and night cycle. During this time the player can't perform any action at all. He can't vote for the next lynch and he can't use his powers if he has any. While the player is in hiding he can't be killed, but he can not solve clues either, as he's out of town. A person who's already been targeted with a horse head attack can't be targeted again. Call in a favor: The Godfather can once per game, cancel a lynch. If he uses that ability, during a double lynch, both lynches are canceled. Behind the curtains: The Godfather doesn't dirty his hands since he has his goons to carry out his orders. The godfather will appear as a pro-townie to the detective. He's also considered to be protected if he's attacked during the night. Now it's personal: The godfather has decided to take actions into his own hands. By brandishing his pistol the leader has taken to the streets. He gains the ability to kill once per night but looses all benefits he received from his Behind the curtains power. If the godfather is the only mafia member left, this power is automatically activated.
Day 2
Hang em high and hang em often! Came the cry from the mayors office. “It's time for a double lynch” Screamed out harkovast.
The Townstonians gathered in town square The mayor bellowed “I have something to share” “for your positions I cried! Now, two who lied, have died.”
A ghostly voice responded: “A townee I was, I did not lie!” another simply said: “and I a private eye”
Harkovast stood up “Well you're both dead, Let us all kill Fred”
“Your rhyming sucks” came a cry from back of the crowd, "Therefor you must be lynched!!” “Wait!” Came a call. “We need someone else, so we can double lynch. Otherwise, we'll be unable to lynch ever again!” “Indubitably” came randomdudeperson. “i suspect, by much examination, and often listening to 1337 tell people to suck things, that he is indeed the Godfather” “that's such a well constructed sentence, I can't argue!” came asmun, who seemed to have just appeared out of no where.
Soon everyone was calling for I am the 1337 master's demise. 1337 was found standing at the back of the crowd… “WHOA! It's not my fault you guys all suck, I mean, I wasn't even in town that weekend” Suddenly a car came screeching around the corner, and did one of those awesome 180 parallel parking jobs right up to where 1337 was standing. The door flung open, and out came an austrian voice “come with me if you want to leeve” “DEAL” came 1337s scared voice, he was in with the car pulling away by the time he finished the word. “awwww, I guess that means the lynch is cancelled” everyone moaned.
The crowd turned to find harkovast hanging silently. “I found a note!” came the under Secretary of Townston's voice.
DEAR APATHETIC AND LAZY TOWNSTONIANS,
YOU DO SUCH A HORRIBLE JOB AT LYNCHING PEOPLE, I HAD TO SHOW YOU HOW IT WAS DONE.
SINCERELY YOUR MAYOR HARKOVAST
P.S.
READ HARKOVAST! HARKOVAST, THE FURRY PUSHER, THE MAYOR HAS BEEN LYNCHED
As pleased as I was to see that our efforts to kill the mayor had succeeded, it seems our GM may have contradicted himself…
This is what happens when I am too busy to vote. I cant trust you people for a minute.
And is it me or did Ansum just insult my comic? That's not really funny or appropriate for a mafia game to start slagging people off. Pressumably Ansum is one of those people who tries to join in with jokes, but is socially awkward and ends up insulting people while failing to be funny. I assume he have poor social skills both from the insult and the fact he wants me to draw penis for him.
No he is more the type of person who tells you when he dosn't like something even though it would hurt feelings.
Ties are usually resolved by letting the person who got the most amount of votes earlier be in the lead. So if you and I were running for mayor/being lynched and we both got 5 votes, it would be the person who got 5 votes first who would "win".
Either that or Hakoshen would threaten us with presidential zombie apocalypse.
Or it could be the mafia making it look like l33t is one of them, theyve done it before. But I still stick to my reasoning, l33t is the godfather. Unless I can be proven wrong.
You never had any REAL evidence so there you go. :P
And I CANT prove my innocence without a detective to check on me which go ahead fuck me up with the whole conspiracy thing.
IMMA TOWNIE!!! GAWD!!! Whether or not I'm the paranoid I don't know. I hope I am and you vigilante or mafia folk die by my death.
