It's the truth, no bird can resist some clever product placement. Brought to you by Naughty Bear the videogame, in stores now!You mean to tell me that the reason why they keep coming back is because of me?Ever since Product got born there, OH! Sorry, I couldn't resist..>:)Well then, other than wondering what kind of birds they have in Iceland…Mostly migratory.
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I'm flattered.
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Mafia XXXVII: The Madness Never Ends
Narration!
Outside was a blinding blizzard. Only a fool would go outside into this weather. And that is exactly why this paramedic decided to forgo his duties and stay inside tonight. In fact, tonight was a perfect night for a warm and toasty bath.
After turning on the tab and checking that the water running was the perfect temperature, he walks into his bedroom to fetch towels and underwear. The bathtub was almost full by the time he returned so it was due time to jump in and get himself properly soaked.
"Hmm… That's strange." the paramedic thought to himself. "The water usually doesn't go all "fizz" when I go into it… It also doesn't melt skin."
"Surprise!" said the fedora wearing man, standing in the doorway. "I just replaced your bathwater with acid, while you were away."
"GASP! MY ONE WEAKNESS! How did you know!?" the paramedic cried out.
"Eh, call it a lucky guess." the mobster said before walking away.
"I'm melting! Oh, what a world! What a world!" screamed the paramedic in an overly dramatic fashion as he disappeared into the fizzing tub.
[spoiler]The award for the most dramatic death scene goes to TheFlyingGreenMonkey the Paramedic/Bodyguard[/spoiler]
The weather kept relentlessly attacking the face of frankkerr, who was doing his best to cover himself against the freezing wind as he trekked through the knee deep snow.
"I bet this would be perfect bath weather" he thought to himself. But alas, he was on a mission that he could not ignore.
Maybe he shouldn't have ignored the two snow banks that he just walked passed for suddenly an axe sprung out of one of them and dove into frankkerr's shoulder.
"I guess that means you found me" said the twin to his victim.
"That must mean that I win" said the other twin, crawling out of the other snow bank.
"What the hell is this?" shouted frankkerr all shocked.
"Duh. We're playing hide and seek." said the axe wielding twin.
"I guess we should have told you that you were 'it'" remarked the other one.
"What the… I don't… what's wrong with you?" continued frankkerr hysterically as he noticed how much snow he had colored red.
The two twins frowned. "We like playing games" they said. "You shouldn't make fun of us for wanting to play a bit."
[spoiler]Frankkerr the paramedic played a crude version of "Operation" with the twins.[/spoiler]
The two figures head homeward after their gruesome deed, pleased with yet another successful hunt but were suddenly confronted by a someone, standing in the way. It was hard to tell who it was passed the freezing snow and screaming wind but he was obviously wielding some dangerously looking arms.
"Well, crap." said the otherwise mild mannered person as he viewed the ferocious twosome. "I wasn't expecting a team up."
[spoiler]The attacker ran away.[/spoiler]
Much later that night, hakoshen was busy trying out a new recipe inside his kitchen.
"Shouldn't have used cumin" he said, as he sipped on the broth, before being interrupted by the phone.
Being the modern and hip kind of guy, Hakoshen had just invested in a fancy new picture phone but was saddened by the prospect that nobody else he knew had done the same.
"Guess who's back!" the voice said on the other line, before turning on the video feed. "And lets see just how stiff Rigor mortis can make a guy!"
[spoiler]Hakoshen is no longer an owner of a picture phone.[/spoiler]
Night 4 is over.
Day 5 has begun.
The weather kept relentlessly attacking the face of frankkerr, who was doing his best to cover himself against the freezing wind as he trekked through the knee deep snow.Waited a whole game to post this.
"I bet this would be perfect bath weather" he thought to himself. But alas, he was on a mission that he could not ignore.
Maybe he shouldn't have ignored the two snow banks that he just walked passed for suddenly an axe sprung out of one of them and dove into frankkerr's shoulder.
"I guess that means you found me" said the twin to his victim.
"That must mean that I win" said the other twin, crawling out of the other snow bank.
"What the hell is this?" shouted frankkerr all shocked.
"Duh. We're playing hide and seek." said the axe wielding twin.
"I guess we should have told you that you were 'it'" remarked the other one.
"What the… I don't… what's wrong with you?" continued frankkerr hysterically as he noticed how much snow he had colored red.
The two twins frowned. "We like playing games" they said. "You shouldn't make fun of us for wanting to play a bit."
[spoiler]Frankkerr the paramedic played a crude version of "Operation" with the twins.[/spoiler]
and to start this day off i'm asking for a lynch for salsa.
if any was wondering why its cause, don don don dooon. he's our missing godfather what with the many many clues point to 'luck' (luckless) and his hat wearing ways. i mean that fedora is awful stylish of course it would be noticed.
Really? What about getting off the hook when it was you that was about to be lynched? How do we know you're not the GF? The hat thing was probably a red herring, I mean for crying out loud Mett has a hat, and I wear a bucket hat in my Avi's. I say that you're the GF, but I'm willing to let that go for now, if you declare a double lynch and hang Hak and Anthony Mercer.
And I wasn't aware that Product Placement used titles as clues.
Really? What about getting off the hook when it was you that was about to be lynched? How do we know you're not the GF? The hat thing was probably a red herring, I mean for crying out loud Mett has a hat, and I wear a bucket hat in my Avi's. I say that you're the GF, but I'm willing to let that go for now, if you declare a double lynch and hang Hak and Anthony Mercer.
And I wasn't aware that Product Placement used titles as clues.
lemme tell ya something. mett's a twin. so the people you're accusing are wrong- well, one of 'em at least.
I think Jninjashadow, is the God Father!
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seriously?
i think i rest my case
FAIL
Okay, I guess I need to realize when I've lost. Yes I'm the God Father. I won't explain my strategy because honestly after pastel and gullas kicked it I didn't have one. So, Mett's a twin and I"m the GF, Let's lynch him and the other guy that we are certain is a twin and then I die in the night, I WILL draw that out in comic form (as soon as finals are over) and post it here. Trust me, it's going to be epic.
But Roku is a twin. Why? God told me while I was on happy juice! Seriously, I said some pretty bold things to the nurses..
Need I post the angry lady again?
Also I have just noticed. Everytime Salsa is the God Father he just gives up towards the end of the game.
Probably because I have a sixteen nines chance of losing at that point. Seriously, The last time I was GF, mett outed everyone to the pardoner and I literally had a no chance of surviving the night. And then the monster mash thing, both times I was a leader, was the same.
Much later that night, hakoshen was busy trying out a new recipe inside his kitchen.
"Shouldn't have used cumin" he said, as he sipped on the broth, before being interrupted by the phone.
Being the modern and hip kind of guy, Hakoshen had just invested in a fancy new picture phone but was saddened by the prospect that nobody else he knew had done the same.
"Guess who's back!" the voice said on the other line, before turning on the video feed. "And lets see just how stiff Rigor mortis can make a guy!"
[spoiler]Hakoshen is no longer an owner of a picture phone.[/spoiler]
Night 4 is over.
Day 5 has begun.
True story about the phone btw.
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