Attention! Double lynch has been announced.
Instead of PQing me a name of 1 person you want to see offed, PQ me 2 names instead.
And remember, a wasted vote is a vote for communism.
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Mafia XXXVII: The Madness Never Ends
Of course, you'd say anything to survive one more turn. Who wouldn't?
EDIT: Oh screw it. I'm not going to sully my last game by making a half-assed attempt at deception. I regret nothing! I'd kill again if I had the chance!
2nd EDIT: Lastly, how will you die in the night if you're the only person with a kill role left?
I'm dead… but I know Jninjashadow isn't a twin. duhhh!I think Jninjashadow, is the God Father! Why? Science!…
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You're f*ckin' serious… aren't you?
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K, can we lynch him instead? PLEEEAAASE?
Roku must have the wolverine claws because she knows who one of the twins is.
And lastly, Salsa, I say this not as Ozoneocean, but as your former underling hitman- you were a really crap godfarther.
No offence.
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Don't lynch Salsa, he's crap and will die anyway- Lynch the other twin!
Those bastards have cut through the whole town like a lightsaber through anything at all that isn't another lightsaber!
Those bastards have cut through the whole town like a lightsaber through anything at all that isn't another lightsaber!
What about cortisis? Or beskar armor? Or the shell of the vodunn crab? Man I'm such a nerd.
But speaking of lynches and all, my only dying regret is coming so close to victory and losing because someone wanted to throw the game.
And lastly, Salsa, I say this not as Ozoneocean, but as your former underling hitman- you were a really crap godfarther.
No offence.
In my defense, I figured an all out assault would have better chances, It was bad luck I happened to send you to the paranoid. I didn't know pastel was being lynched until I got back from a 20 hour work shift and read the narration. Gullas just happened to be unlucky that he was targeted.
Ask Ochi, I just have really bad luck, but fairly good tactics.
What about cortisis? Or beskar armor? Or the shell of the vodunn crab? Man I'm such a nerd.You know, if species knew cortisis shorted out the jedi's sabers, why were the Yinchorri the only army to make shields from it? And don't feel bad… I woulda pointed that out, but I figured no one would know what I was on about.
I don't know how strong of a metal cortisis is… I don't know of any use for it for any purpose but making knives or gauntlets to fight Jedi. KOTOR said all the swords in the game featured a "cortisis weave" that let people fence with Jedi but not deactivate their sabers. Beskar on the other hand us one of the strongest metals in the galaxy and they make everything from necklaces to starships out of it. And come to think of it there are also force pikes that have energy blades powerful enough to block a lightsaber but are stun weapons, unless liberally applied of course.
Beskar on the other hand us one of the strongest metals in the galaxy and they make everything from necklaces to starships out of it.Mett, Hak ( sweet killers that you are):
Before the night's over, I do think you'll wish that someone had given you an early Christmas gift of a Beskar necklace. Or rather, neck cuff.
But the afterlife is not so bad. Right, Oz (Spiller of Many Beans :) )?
Beskar on the other hand us one of the strongest metals in the galaxy and they make everything from necklaces to starships out of it.Mett, Hak:
Before the night's over, I do think you'll wish that someone had given you an early Christmas gift of a Beskar necklace. Or rather, neck cuff.
But the afterlife is not so bad. Right, Oz (Spiller of Many Beans :) )
HE didn't so much spill the beans as stamp on them. I already admitted to being the GF.
Only an hour to go.
I don't know how strong of a metal cortisis is… I don't know of any use for it for any purpose but making knives or gauntlets to fight Jedi. KOTOR said all the swords in the game featured a "cortisis weave" that let people fence with Jedi but not deactivate their sabers.The Yinchorii made gauntlets out of cortisis that shorted out any sabers that struck them. Yet… only 8 jedi STILL defeated their whole army… Anyway, maybe its pure cortisis that does it?
Ask Ochi, I just have really bad luck, but fairly good tactics.It's true. I've worked with Lord Salsa a couple times; his tactics are generally solid, and then we all die. There's pretty much never anything we can do about it. Shame he falls into despair due to it, though.
Everyone played so nicely this time, it made me want to play a game with all of you again someday. Although a lot of you are leaving, it seems? Laaaame >:|
I'm still here! Always will be!Ask Ochi, I just have really bad luck, but fairly good tactics.It's true. I've worked with Lord Salsa a couple times; his tactics are generally solid, and then we all die. There's pretty much never anything we can do about it. Shame he falls into despair due to it, though.
Everyone played so nicely this time, it made me want to play a game with all of you again someday. Although a lot of you are leaving, it seems? Laaaame >:|
Narration!
"What are you doing Naughty bear?"
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"You're chocking Fluffy bear with his own intestinal tract?"
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"And you're saying that you performed a coathanger abortion on Honey bear against her will?"
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"With a pick axe?"
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"So you're saying that you're doing this because they didn't invite you to their birthday party?"
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"Good job Naughty bear. You did the right thing."
"I love this show" said Mettaur with a teary eye as he sat cross legged in front of the TV, watching the "The Happy Happy Slash Slash Hour".
"Quiet." whispered Hakoshen as he peered through the living room windows, watching the streets. "I think that the town might be on to us."
"Gooo Naughty!" went Mettaur as he kept rooting the TV screen.
"…There they are." went Hakoshen as he spotted the approaching lynch mob coming down the street.
Salsa and Roku stepped up to the front door with their ever dwindling team of townsfolk in the back.
"…all I'm saying is that I'm still pretty peeved about you guys trying to execute me last night." Rokulily kept going.
"God! We said sorry already. Will you let it go?" groaned Salsa.
"But you were all gonna kill me." muttered roku to herself as the team positioned the battering ram in front of the door and slammed it open.
Standing inside were the twins, holding onto the most devastating weapons they could have grabbed at short notice.
"Oh, you guys are so going to regret walking in here." comminated Hakoshen as he presented them with a lightsaber at hand and sprung forward to cleave through the crowd. As he swung through the villagers, he expected to see limbs flying and charred smell of cauterize wounds only to find out that nothing had happened. All he had accomplished was getting the townsfolk to look at him funny. As he looked back at the saber, he realized that it had failed to activate as he flicked it on and he preceded to look at its underside.
"What the… Who took the AAA's?"
"Oh yeah, sorry about that." mettaur remarked. "I borrowed them for my MP3 player".
As mettaur stepped forward he held up the little music device and turned it on.
"Stand back or I shall be forced to use this!" he said and played Justin Bieber's hit single "Baby".
"Well… sure. That's really frigging annoying but how exactly is that going to stop us from lynching you?" asked the villagers.
"Are you kidding me?" gasped mettaur perplexed. "This song is vile evil! I thought repeated playing would surely kill anyone."
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As the town left the house, they felt satisfied with the means of how the rid the town of these two abominations. Locking them up in the basement, with Justin Bieber's song on constant loop was such a strain to them that it had actually given Hakoshen an aneurysm, while Mettaur preceded to chew his own head off.
"There's just one thing that's on my mind." asked Roku just before the group dispersed.
"Oh, god. If this is about us trying to lynch you again…" said Salsa, cutting in.
"…No no. I'm just curious about what on earth could have driven the twins to such dark and disturbing deeds."
"Hmmh… That's actually a fairly good question…" admitted Salsa.
"Good job, Naughty Bear!" said the TV screen in the twins living room. "Creating a centipede chain out of those bears and forcing them to eat each others excrement is just what they deserved, for making fun of your hat."
"…I guess we'll never know."
[spoiler]Mettaur and Hakoshen, the Twins are at a better place. A place that doesn't have Justin Bieber.[/spoiler]
Day 5 is over.
Night 5 has begun.
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