the dentist accidentaly injected my tongue with anaesthetic again.
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On an actual rant I didn't bring enough money to pay for a college class that has 2 seats left. God
Damnit.
I'm not even poor.
I'm white lower middle class. Y'know, just out of the benefits of FAFSA poor people get and not rich enough to obtain everything effortlessly. I should have been a drug dealer when i had the chance.
So after YEARS, they finally put that old Mickey's Christmas Carol cartoon back on the air on ABC Family…and….my GOD they mutilated the thing. Every five seconds, CUT. CUT. CUT. They didn't even leave in the scene with Goofy as Jacob Marley falling down the stairs with his signature scream.
First off, the cartoon is only about 20 minutes long if not less…and even if they just stuck it on tv as a filler, they still had time for 20 minutes of commercials.
Way to rape my childhood ABC. I think I'll write you a little angry letter just because I'm so sick of these tv cuts making great movies/shows into lifeless drivel.
This is why I don't watch much tv anymore. It boils the blood.
Cut up Christmas special=go out and buy the DVD for the uncut version $ka-ching!
I had no trouble understanding everything Ironscarfs ghost wrote, but then I love Douglas Adams and once he referenced him it all clicked into place.
Douglas Adams introduced renowned atheist and evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins to his future wife. The future wife was Lala Ward who played Romana on Dr. Who which Douglas Adams was a writer for at the time. Seems everything in Britain always comes back to Dr. Who, just like everything in Hollywood comes back to Kevin Bacon.
You see there is a point to life and that is not to take anything seriously; it's all a great big joke so either cry and cry alone or laugh and we all laugh with you. lol! (Douglas Adams understood that and he was also an atheist just like his friend Richard Dawkins. We have great senses of humor, because we know that if there was a god he's the guy who's playing the joke on you.)
Well actually… There are no jokes. Just people who find things amusing. ;)
The sage knows that is not true. That implies relativism which does not accept things as they are and never allows one to know what is and just be.
Without laughter life is without worth. All things are funny when seen for what they are as opposed to what we wished they were.
The sage never has a mind of his own;
He considers the minds of the common people to be his mind.
The common people all rivet their eyes and ears upon him,
And the sage makes them all chuckle like children.
Modernism is dead! :P
Indeed it is. Thank you for proving my point. :)
The Tao is eternal and not modern or post-modern; it is ancient and new. It outlasts all that comes after it because it came before and is right now.
"Post-modern" is an oxymoron. How can something in the present be after what is characteristic of the present? lol!
"Post-modern" is like "terror attack" or "Khaki-short": some moron thought it'd be a great idea to shorten a word… And by doing so made it a nonsense. The correct answers are: A. Post-modernism, B. Terrorist-attack, and C. Khaki-shorts. :)
Modernism is a contemporary way of looking at "eternal truisms". You are a contemporary person, Lao Tzu is not.
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Hmmm… Just got lumped with two graphics jobs… I went through my files and saw that they were already done. Messages aren't getting through here. -_-
On the bright side, that's less work for me! :)
Ok, so I finally got everything sorted and finally managed to sit down and get some work done on a project which is now several weeks late, due to constant problems with software, hardware, and life in general. Finally, I was going to get it finished, and then something else went wrong.
For some reason, Photoshop is stuck on the hand tool, it doesn't matter what other tool I try to select, it stays as that fucking hand. What the hell? WHAT THE FUCKING HELL? If I was superstitious, I'd take this as a sign that I'm doing the wrong thing with my life, but since everything else I try to do goes completely tits up, I might as well stick with this.
Why? Why can't I do anything without all the fucking stress and constant fuck ups? No wonder it takes me so long to do anything, because the second I start, something breaks or goes missing or simply refuses to work for absolutely no good reason. I can't even walk to the shop without forgetting to bring money or being hit by a car or being grabbed and babbled at by some drunken lunatic. Is there some sort of invisible demon following me around and making my live hell for shits and giggles?
Why can't I do anything without all the fucking stress and constant fuck ups?
Isn't it funny how everthing seems to stop working just when you need it most? I always go to sleep with a little chuckle about that!
Wouldn't be much of a rant though and it wouldn't be the Trout we love!
Rant: My five year old daughter has a boyfriend …… :gem:
Rant: My five year old daughter has a boyfriend …… :gem:As long as he's five too, that's not soooo bad…
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When I said I had less work before, that didn't last. Ugh.
People seem to want to get as much as they can done before Christmas. Damn them!
But it's Friday night here now. Yay!
Screw you Porky! :gem:
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A couple of houses down from me some dicks are having a LOUD party playing some of the worst music ever…
"What is loveeeeee?? Baby don't hurrrt mee…"
Reminds of of that thing from SNL.
All of the music these people are listening to is that over-commercial, plastic, mechanical, dead crap with no life, soul, creativity, heart…
The sort of over-edited, dead sounding dull stuff loved by dull, uninteresting people whose interests consist of reality TV, Aussie rules football, their friend's relationships, and that crappy music of which each and every one has a full collection on their little ipods and in their CD collections at home.
…Each to their own though of course. :)
It's just a pity their are enough of them there that they're able to get together and have a party.
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Edit…
They just started playing AC/DC. Now THAT'S a good sign. :)
Although it's only "You shook me all nigh long"…
Screw you Porky! :gem:
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A couple of houses down from me some dicks are having a LOUD party playing some of the worst music ever…
"What is loveeeeee?? Baby don't hurrrt mee…"
Reminds of of that thing from SNL.
All of the music these people are listening to is that over-commercial, plastic, mechanical, dead crap with no life, soul, creativity, heart…
The sort of over-edited, dead sounding dull stuff loved by dull, uninteresting people whose interests consist of reality TV, Aussie rules football, their friend's relationships, and that crappy music of which each and every one has a full collection on their little ipods and in their CD collections at home.
…Each to their own though of course. :)
It's just a pity their are enough of them there that they're able to get together and have a party.
We can't all have amazing musical tastes. But I do admit, every CD I burn has that Haddoway song, just so we can do the "Night at the Roxbury" dance in the car. Nothing like listening to death metal, and then suddenly… What is looovve, baby dont hurt meeee
Oh yeah, shit rocks.
Also: Screw yourself Ozzy, I don't go for long haired, ginger, sex starved, skinny, irate Kiwi's.
=D
Sure I'm old-fashioned but give me "The Wild and Crazy guys" any day. Heck I ever laughed so hard when the wild and crazy guys met the night at the Roxbury guys.
The wild and crazy guys was a dead on protrayal of real guys from the 1970-80s who were Eastern European immigrants.
Fox-es…
What's the matter with you people?
Don't look at me, I'm always happy when I see that guy in your avatar. Never change him!
Why is it whenever there is a rack of cheap Christmas DVDs, there is never Muppet Christmas Carol or Chevy Chase's Christmas Vacation? Those are the only two I ever want, dammit.
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