Really long Rant about how i hate spiders but they like me:
skullbie v.s brown recluse wannabe:
I was in my room and i walked over to my dresser, then this HUGE brown spider crawled out the back and was all 'Hay wuts goin' on?! :D' and i was like 'AAAAAAAAAH!!!' and smacked it with a shoe.
I was gonna get my poison when all the sudden a little baby spider crawled out and was all 'mommy?!?! D:' and i was all 'AAAAAAAAH!!' and smacked it with my shoe.
So THEN i went to get my poison, black flag. :) it paralyzes on contact! then slooooowly gives them death over a course of 5-15 minutes which means the black flag corp hates bugs as much as I.
skullbie and black flag v.s nosey black widow:
My number three fear is black widows, they suck and give me childhood flashbacks. D:<
I was out on the front porch and noticed this weird web spun inside the holes of the wooden posts. I peeked inside and there was this HUGE black widow that turned around really fast and was all 'WAT BITCH?!' and i was all 'eep…'. I peeked into the hole from the other side and she was all 'U WANNA GO WHITEY!?' so i sprayed it with black flag till the hole foamed out the other end. D<
What I thought was interesting was in the post hole above the widow the was a male widow- He dead though. :x
maybe i should illustrate these two storys…
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I like spiders, they are great.
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On the subject of alcohol, I tend to swing between hating it and loving it for no reason that's clear to me. When I get drunk, I'm. . . pretty much the same, except louder because I feel it's expected. I wondered if that's the reason people act like prats while pissed, or if I'm just not drinking enough.
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I want to smash this new router with a hammer, then devour the remains.
*hears something about spiders*
*get's that creepy shivering thing*
i hate spiders…i was house hunting today and alot of the houses hadn't been lived in in a while…and there were spider webs everywhere…and i kept waling into them…/..eeehhhhehehhehehe(not a laugh)
also, my wife's favorite choice from the internet, is last place among anyone in life who can choose not to live there…yuck…there was a sinkhole in the front yard, and you could feel the whole house leaning to the left…also, some of the window's were broken..(more than likely to be broken into, as most were by the locks on the windows)..we looked for about 2 minutes and then we were out…
sigh, only 2 were even worth considering…
*hears something about spiders*
*get's that creepy shivering thing*
i hate spiders…i was house hunting today and alot of the houses hadn't been lived in in a while…and there were spider webs everywhere…and i kept waling into them…/..eeehhhhehehhehehe(not a laugh)
also, my wife's favorite choice from the internet, is last place among anyone in life who can choose not to live there…yuck…there was a sinkhole in the front yard, and you could feel the whole house leaning to the left…also, some of the window's were broken..(more than likely to be broken into, as most were by the locks on the windows)..we looked for about 2 minutes and then we were out…
sigh, only 2 were even worth considering…
Well, I'm looking to find some halls to stay in for Uni this week, so now I'm full of paranoia about spiders.
Also, the fact that hundreds of students have lived there before hand. I'd rather not think what's probably hiding in the bathroom.
I ate spiders when I was 2-3 years old.*hears something about spiders*
*get's that creepy shivering thing*
i hate spiders…i was house hunting today and alot of the houses hadn't been lived in in a while…and there were spider webs everywhere…and i kept waling into them…/..eeehhhhehehhehehe(not a laugh)
also, my wife's favorite choice from the internet, is last place among anyone in life who can choose not to live there…yuck…there was a sinkhole in the front yard, and you could feel the whole house leaning to the left…also, some of the window's were broken..(more than likely to be broken into, as most were by the locks on the windows)..we looked for about 2 minutes and then we were out…
sigh, only 2 were even worth considering…
Well, I'm looking to find some halls to stay in for Uni this week, so now I'm full of paranoia about spiders.
Also, the fact that hundreds of students have lived there before hand. I'd rather not think what's probably hiding in the bathroom.
I love spiders! I would catch them and let them crawl all over my arms and dangle them above my face and play with them. But not brown recluse! I hate those freaking bastards! They're mean jerk-offs! Grrrrr! Smash them Skullbie, or they'll kill you! But don't hurt the friendly ones, they just want to love you.
But yeah, black widows are kind of messed up. I'm not a fan of them. They're scary at times.
@Skullbie: please illustrate.
I had a pet tarantula, but I was always afraid that if I picked it up I would accidentally drop it and it would crack open like an egg. So I only pet it.
I like spiders.
I just remembered, at school a couple of years ago, someone picked up a very large spider (a very large spider) on a stick and chased some girl with it. It was right after lunch when everyone was on their way to their next class. While bringing the spider back, they accidentally dropped it on the ground and everyone freaked out. Some people wanted to kill it, but a bunch of other people didn't want it to die. After about ten seconds of discord, I walked up, scooped up the spider in my hand, looked at it, and put it in some plants. Then I turned around and saw about three dozen more people than I thought were there and they stared at me as if I had just survived a 12-story fall. Then everyone started to say "Arashi_san, you're so brave!" and I turned red and laughed and walked into my classroom.
I don't like spiders or bugs too much. But I don't hate them. If they are in the same room, I usually let them live, but if they crawl on me, then no.
My brother, though, HATES spiders, and our house is filled with bugs and spiders, so he keeps a driver (the golf club, not a person) in his room to kill them with.
It is effective and comedic :D.
I just remembered, at school a couple of years ago, someone picked up a very large spider (a very large spider) on a stick and chased some girl with it. It was right after lunch when everyone was on their way to their next class. While bringing the spider back, they accidentally dropped it on the ground and everyone freaked out. Some people wanted to kill it, but a bunch of other people didn't want it to die. After about ten seconds of discord, I walked up, scooped up the spider in my hand, looked at it, and put it in some plants. Then I turned around and saw about three dozen more people than I thought were there and they stared at me as if I had just survived a 12-story fall. Then everyone started to say "Arashi_san, you're so brave!" and I turned red and laughed and walked into my classroom.I have a similar story…
Except it was me picking up a big spider with my hand and chasing the girls with it :)
Normally, i try to save spiders. But one time when I was a kid I opened a bag of red grapes, only to find a spider with red markings on it. Convinced it was a super deadly jungle spider that somehow survived the trip here, i smashed it down the sink; all while shrieking. i smashed it for a good 20 minutes >:3
I was trying to make bread tonight but I think the yeast had expired… my bread didn't rise at all :[ Just a dense ol' lump of rye…
On the topic of bread gone wrong, the other day I forgot to get my mom's bread out of the breadmaker when the beeper went(had my headphones on), and when I finally remembered it I couldn't get it out of the case thing it gets baked in, so I shook it violently upside down, which broke it when it finally came out. Then I knocked a heavy clay vase full of kitchen stuff onto it, crushing a portion of the bread.
This is why I don't cook.
i do taekwondo. and i find it almost artistic watching everyone do their forms. it's practically a highly choreographed dance.
but when i'm going thru it, i feel dumb. almost as if i was someone else watching, that i would call me a nerd, and then punch myself. ianno. it's wierd
Haha! I love it! :33333333@Skullbie: please illustrate.Ask and ye' shall regret ~
Also I can't believe you like spiders -_- Haven't they ever bitten you when you tried to save them?
Maybe someday i'll make it all artsy and what not :3
And somehow, I've yet to be bit by a spider despite the many that I've had crawling all over me. I know which to handle and which not to handle, so I'm not worried about potent venom entering my veins and killing me.
i do taekwondo. and i find it almost artistic watching everyone do their forms. it's practically a highly choreographed dance.I know what you mean, especially with an art like Taekwando. I do Aikido and Shinkendo. Aikido is much more subtle and requires less of a conspicuous practice (not much kiai-ing/yelling and no big punches or kicks). I don't expect people to recognize what I'm doing, and sometimes it may look a little silly, but I'm okay with it.
but when i'm going thru it, i feel dumb. almost as if i was someone else watching, that i would call me a nerd, and then punch myself. ianno. it's wierd
And with Shinkendo, which is a sword martial art with the katana, people usually seem to think it's really cool when I practice in a park. The only concern that I have is that the cops will come and harass me. So far, any officers I've ran into just told me not to make any trouble or cut anyone. Though I would never practice with a metal sword (only use a bokken, a wooden sword!).
Especially when I do fluid material, people sometimes watch and think it's really cool.
I'm sick of sprites and sprite comics.
I know that's what some people are good at, but the majority of sprite(d) things these days are just rip-off sprites, or horribly re-colored ones.
I'm just sick of those all together.
Also stick figure comics. Well actually, these don't bother me as much. Because I know how most of them feel. They draw them because they aren't too good at drawing other things.
Been there, done that.
Same with spriting. I used to be into that. Never created a comic, but started re-coloring.
Also.
I'm sick of all the crappy webcomics getting all the notices. Even ones that haven't updated in forever. I don't want to point any out, but It's getting real sickening. There's some really great ones out there that don't get any recognition.
But then people just don't even bother telling people they're leaving or on hiatus or whatever. Just ignoring the readers.
And then gamer comics…
I really am starting to hate them.
There are a few acceptable ones.
Penny Arcade is alright.
VGCats is alright, even if he doesn't update the actual comic himself every week, or barely once a month.
And it's not even all on Drunkduck either. I know a lot of great webcomics that DON'T get recognition. *Or, at least, nobody that I know reads them*
Like Sam and Fuzzy
The Grand Ashworth Fortune
And even a few more!
Seriously. This whole thing with crappy webcomics has to stop sooner or later. If you just make a comic without any planning, proper scripting, or even decent art, then you might as well hang it up.
As long as you have one or two of those, you should be alright…
…whew. Got that out ^__^
I just had the most overwhelming urge to shred apart how hypocritical ryu's post was but i looked at that 'derp' expression on the quail mascot in DD's banner and my urge melted away into love:')
Look at him..D'aaaaaaw
EDIT: also i always seem to click 'link' instead of 'image'.
And it's not even all on Drunkduck either. I know a lot of great webcomics that DON'T get recognition. *Or, at least, nobody that I know reads them*Sam and Fuzzy is really popular, at east that is my impression. :/
Like Sam and Fuzzy
The Grand Ashworth Fortune
And even a few more!
So the dog (which I hate) keeps barking and jumping around whenever someone knocks on the door, comes into the house, or walks past the house. Even worse, someone suggested spraying her with water whenever she did it, so now we have to put up with her barking and jumping around whenever someone comes within five miles of the house, but also with her barking and jumping around whenever she sees a bottle, and my brother running around squirting water everywhere. That's at the best of times, at the worst she knocks the bottle out of someone's hand, or attacks the bottle.
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