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Are those nipple clamps under your shirt or are you just please to see me?You know my nipples are always hard for you. ;)
WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THE SIDE EFFECTS!I don't know. Why didn't anyone tell me the side effects after I drove my car off the road?
wow. nipples. my nipples get chafed when i run and exercise for a while….
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I wore actual tight swim trunks today, and beat my personal best by 39 seconds. holy crap. i never knew i had that much drag on me. However, my run was shameful, it was a full 11 seconds too slow. i blame me. even when i don't have motivation, i should have more motivation.
Heh… Any more of this and we might have to start imposing age restriction to the Rant, Moan and Rave thread.This is the ideal place to make some crack about putting the "moan" in the "rant, moan and rave" thread, but I'm too proper a lady.
…I think Bravo's been into the laudanum a leeeeetle too much :(You're the one calling S&M duos "holy," man…
Yeah man, pretty much just doing it for the absinthe. I'll also take up smoking specifically so I can deliver more piercing bon mots.
Gladly shall I court lung cancer and cirrhosis, provided that it is in the service of Aesthetics. That's what graduate school is all about.
Gladly shall I court lung cancer and cirrhosis, provided that it is in the service of Aesthetics.
The definitions:
College
University
Grad School
In the long run, it's all the same tobacco. In some countries, a college is a type of school you go to, before you can attend University. In other places it's practically the same thing. Grad schools refers to institutes that award PhD's so any college or University that offers those things can be considered as a Grad School.
Back home, the education system is 10 years of elementary, 4 years of secondary school (what we call College) and then you're ready for University.
primary 7 years - secondary 5 to 7 years- college (optional) - uni.
The reason college is an optional path to Uni is because the last 2 years of secondary are A levels. Once A levels are completed Uni is the next step.
Of course you could just quit after the 5th year of secondary and get a job.
For those of you who are curious and haven't seen any of the links i've posted before, the PAST i'm always talking about, is the entrance exam to this
I'm so excited to do this. i can't wait for a class date. or even to be selected. I've taken the past once, and passed it. i did all the medical stuff. i'm just waiting on people waaay over my head to give the go ahead. also, the PAST is only good for six months, which is why i'm retaking it.
I just got the detailed results from my ADHD tests, they of course say they have no clue what's wrong, but they know I don't have ADHD, but would like to conduct further tests to help with my overall mood and schoolwork.
Well that's all fine until you know that these tests were from 2 fucking years ago. 2 years ago, as in, a time before I dropped out of school (Willingly seeing as though I couldn't stand another fucking day there) so basically they've attached another note saying "Hey we heard that Jamie left school, so we're no conducting any more tests as there's nothing else we can do."
Yeah, fucking great, tell me there's a problem with me, then not make any fucking effort to find out what it is. But that's okay, the problem was only with school, you know, low self esteem, attention problems, problems connecting with people, hey when the fuck will they ever come in handy? I guess I'll just become a hobo because I can't get a fucking job, but I'll suck at it because I'll be too shy to ask people for spare change, so I'll be a failure at being a failure in life.
Fucking amazing. But that's fine, I can still play video games and be a bitter lonely cunt all my life. It worked for Yahtzee, I'm sure I can just play video games and become rich just by being fucking sarcastic and swearing a lot when I'm pissed the fuck off.
Fucking. Fantastic. I'm going to be a success, because I'm sure no one else has attempted to emulate him.
No really, what the fuck took them so long? Is this how America's healthcare is, only theirs costs money? Or is it a tradeoff that we get useless healthcare but for free? They just think "Well they're not paying for it, let's be a useless toothless cuntbag and scratch our arses for 2 fucking years!"
Hey there's a career choice for me - A professional arse scratcher at the NHS, just put off appointments until I deem them to be no longer relevant. Just slap a "Nah a bit too late to help you, you've already fucked your life up" sticker on them and be done with it.
I'm going to stop and just let the fucking rage build up in me like the fucked up guy I am, because if I continue typing this rant I'll be typing it until the fucking new year, and you'll be reading it until I get a letter about the cancerous growth in my neck they spotted when I was five fucking years old.
I'll raise a glass to graduate school anyway, but surely graduates don't need school anymore do they?Tragically, sufficient English education hasn't been achieved until one can at last write in such a convoluted manner that no others can hope to catch the meaning.
raaaantAw, man, I identify so strongly with that post. In my youthful school days, amidst deceptively low grades and solitary ennui, I used to privately think "Well, when all else falls through, I'll become a long-haul trucker. No one will expect me to be capable of socialization, I'll be alone almost all the time, and I'll be so far away that I'll never see any of these people again."
Rant
SOME of our health care is quicker. In the case of my mom not so much. Oh a 200lb door fell on you at work? And you say your in pain? But you waited a few years to do anything about. No don't worry we'll still help. Lets see about this "pain" we can't go off your word or the word of a doctor near you. So you'll have to go to the doctor hundreds of miles away from you. Hows about next year? If that doesn't work we can make you wait longer. Whats that? You can't afford the gas? Will don't worry silly we will pay you back. Just mail us the receipts. Oh the doctor says your in pain and should have surgery? Will lets get a second opinion! How about same time next year? GREAT!! See you there. Whats that the second doctor said your fine? Then you must be fine. Have a nice day.Rant
Yeah. American health care may cost, but we are a bit quicker. I shadowed a School Occupational Therapist. They had a meeting with the parents about a kid that the OT observed a couple of weeks before.
Because the I.D.E.A. makes sure that all children that need help to function properly get it.
So yeah. You should have been born in America…
I borrowed a bunch of zelda games and i just…can't get into them. Link is such a snorefest and his costume is horrid. Every game has some brat i meet for like 2 scenes that gets kidnapped and i'm supposed to go through hell and back to save them? I'd rather stay here with my horse i'll lose for half the game and these inept townsfolk who need me to do every little thing for me them.
I liked majora's mask and twilight princess seems cool i guess.
I woke up early(3pm lol) to hang out with my friend but couldn't get a hold of him. Today was so boring =___=
SOME of our health care is quicker. In the case of my mom not so much. Oh a 200lb door fell on you at work? And you say your in pain? But you waited a few years to do anything about. No don't worry we'll still help. Lets see about this "pain" we can't go off your word or the word of a doctor near you. So you'll have to go to the doctor hundreds of miles away from you. Hows about next year? If that doesn't work we can make you wait longer. Whats that? You can't afford the gas? Will don't worry silly we will pay you back. Just mail us the receipts. Oh the doctor says your in pain and should have surgery? Will lets get a second opinion! How about same time next year? GREAT!! See you there. Whats that the second doctor said your fine? Then you must be fine. Have a nice day.
FUCK OUR HEALTH CARE!!!
response to raaaantHm, I'm sure I'll possibly maybe be okay.
response to RantBut then I'd be removing U's from things, and calling rugby football, and football soccer, and bread biscuits, and it's all too much for me to handle!
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