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Butter knife?
No. Bread knife. You know, long and with a serrated edge… a nice long sawing blade?
Yaaaa… owie!!!!!!!

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She gives you that much anxiety? Definitely demons. :(

Oh bread knife! Sawing blade in a Caesarian section? Amputations sure but a Caesarian?



Not demons, it's called marriage. And I'm very good at laughing about anything and everything. So it's a pleasure. Anxiety sure, but it keeps the comedy razor sharp. ;)

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razor sharp.
Bread knife sharp! ^^

Trust me man: demons. You need Kyupol! STAT!

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razor sharp.
Bread knife sharp! ^^

Trust me man: demons. You need Kyupol! STAT!

#11 X-acto blade sharp. O_O A bread knife can't cut a plastic sprue gate, let alone resin castings or photoetch metal.

I prefer to trust a mental health care professional than a conspiracy-theory raving but well-intentioned, wanna-be psychic surgeon. There's enough pseudo-science there to choke James Randi and Joe Nickell. lol!

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A bread knife will make a more impressive cut generally though ;)
Slip with a scalpel- ouchie-mamas!
Slip with a bread knife- Ohgod forkinghbloodyhellswtfjebusmakethehurtingstop!!!!!!!!


I think you've been infected with the demons too bravo. :(

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Ok, I think I have the beginnings of guidelines for submissions of things here. Where should I create the thread? Would GD be ok? I want to give everyone the chance to get in on this and give me a suggestion, especially because I've decided to broaden this to more a book on awesome and include a section of "holy shit! that's just pure awesome!" and I know DD has some good suggestions for something like that.

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Amazing - with an old soldering iron and some instructions printed off the net, I turned that crappy broken wah pedal into an awesome tone monster! I can't believe it was that easy.

— Hallowilderbeast.

All this internet Halloween scheming sounds like fun. We Brits don't really do Halloween - some small children get dressed up as witches and wee timerous beasties, but most of us just carry on watching Eastenders.

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especially because I've decided to broaden this to more a book on awesome and include a section of "holy shit! that's just pure awesome!" and I know DD has some good suggestions for something like that.
Wherever it ends up, maybe you want to provide a working chapter list. AWESOME is quite the broadening and you could end up with more bug pictures. Because they are awesome.

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but most of us just carry on watching Eastenders.

THAT is the scariest thing I have read/watched/heard recently.

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All this internet Halloween scheming sounds like fun. We Brits don't really do Halloween - some small children get dressed up as witches and wee timerous beasties, but most of us just carry on watching Eastenders.
ah. Well, I'm sure you're not seeking pity, O non-participant.
But being a non-participant-who-is-not-seeking-pity, I doubt your knowledge of Mischief Night is what it could be. Just so everyone knows, our household is strictly defensive. Usually it's a non-event but we're ready with the garden hose. This year, the idea of pelting cod liver oil was raised . . .

—wildebeests in masks

any good Mischief Night stories?

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General is fine, lba :] If you can do it in the next 12 hours or so, I can get it in the next newspost.

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Huzzah, I get to sleep in tonight. Which means I get to wake up…at…8:30am. Bleurgh.

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I'm trying to be active in the community again now that real life has slowed down and that other business is resolved,, but I think this antagonistic streak of mine may have gotten worse, and I'm sure it's going to cause me nothing but trouble.

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but most of us just carry on watching Eastenders.

THAT is the scariest thing I have read/watched/heard recently.

RICKEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!

Jesus Christ. Why would anyone watch it intentionally?!
I had to watch it because my mum used to. Before we moved house I had to sit with my laptop in the living room. Now I'm fortunate enough that the router is upstairs in the house I'm currently in.

And great. Bomb on the lines… Im not going anywhere now.

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i'm going to try and break the 6 minute mile today. I've made a friend who is a runner. People like to run. This guy was born to. i mean, he's going to be pacing me for a pace that will more than likely kill me, and he himself has about a 1-2 minute window before he's maxing. he use this pace for his 5k. (3.1 miles) I'm excited.
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Remember how way back when we talked about sleep paralysis? And i talked about how i used to have it?
well lately, i've been having similar symptoms. except i have full motion of my body (this true story is just in time for halloween):
3 weeks ago, i was sleeping and my wife tried to get into bed with me. i gave her a little playful shove, and she fell off the bed. then i realized i was deployed 5k miles from her. i jumped out of bed to find only my roommate sleeping on the top bunk…
the next week i was sleeping, and there was someone standing in front of my wall locker. I opened my eyes, and realized it was just the way the shadows were hitting it that looked like someone was there. When i began to close my eyes it jumped at me and i threw my self against the wall to avoid it (opposite direction) but nothing was there.
the following week (almost a week ago now) i woke up and somebody was sitting in one of the chairs, just staring at me. (if it was my roommate, he pry would have had the laptop on, and there'd be no doubt who it was)

this story is 100% true. i promise you that if any of it were false i'd give you that x part is false disclaimer.

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I opened my eyes, and realized it was just the way the shadows were hitting it that looked like someone was there. When i began to close my eyes it jumped at me and i threw my self against the wall to avoid it (opposite direction) but nothing was there.
the following week (almost a week ago now) i woke up and somebody was sitting in one of the chairs, just staring at me. (if it was my roommate, he pry would have had the laptop on, and there'd be no doubt who it was)

this story is 100% true. i promise you that if any of it were false i'd give you that x part is false disclaimer.
That is so fucking creepy. >_> Sleep with a bat.

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So i'm passing history despite missing 1/3 of the classes this year. I feel a newfound pride in mediocrity.

I have two comic story ideas that i've been wanting to do for months yet still have no ending. Guess I should suck it up and extend the length.

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Remember how way back when we talked about sleep paralysis? And i talked about how i used to have it?

Sleep paralysis is scary, I used to have that a lot (and still do when I'm really stressed). The hallucinations I don't get so often, and they're over quickly anyway. I usually get the 'I'm awake but I can't move or think clearly' and so for what feels like forever (but is probably like 30 seconds) lying there panicking about being trapped in my body, trying to force myself to move at all, praying for a sound or something to break the spell. I'm never actually sure how that ends, I've never 'woken up' from it. I must just panick myself back into sleep. Anyway it sounds a bit lame but it's terrifying when it happens.

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I can't sleep. I need to sleep I am shattered yet sleep eludes me.
my mind keeps turning over irrelevant things from years gone by and I can't shut it off. I feel stressed and I have no idea why.
Still going to try again in a minute.

Need sleep.

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That is so fucking creepy. >_> Sleep with a bat.
Like a vampire? That's even creepier! O_O



So, I was just settling down to breakfast- two English muffins covered in mulberry jam and a nice cup of tea in my favourite pussycat mug…
Just decided to move one of the coasters over to put my plate on, when I t=dropped it right in my mug of tea, tipped it over and flooded my whole desk!

Lucky it didn't get in anything electrical. I've just spent 15 minutes cleaning it all up. grrr!
On the upside, I took a taste of the remaining tea in the bottom of the mug and discovered that I'd forgotten to add sugar. Yay! So nothing ends up sticky.

Hooray for being a F*king idiot! ^_^

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So I made a submission for a local horror film festival. And by "made" I mean I intentionally shot the biggest load of crap I possibly could (talking dropped cameras, long shots of nothing, curb your enthusiasm theme for no reason, all actors looking at the camera in every shot). I'm framing this review:




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If that goes online anywhere I would love to see it.
I did a bit of seriously amateur hour film making, a cheap HD camera that cost under a £100 a couple of mates and so on.

Most of it got cobbled together in this video. This was all test footage we never got round to doing the full thing, it was most to see if a few idiots with no knowledge of film making on any level could do it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzlW11sdOMI

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Man it's quiet on the site right now! Everyone must spend all their online rant time on Twitter these days.
Bugger Twitter!



Tonight I'm having Pizza! A nice big, thin crust, greasy, unhealthy pizza with kalatama olives and peperoni.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!
Delish.

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It's Halloween man! I'm ranting that im hungry but too lazy to cook or go out to grab a bite, hmmm

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So yesterday was my 18th birthday. Now, before anyone says anything, I am not a party kind-of guy. I just got some money, And that's about it. But even with the money, there was something missing all day. I texted this girl that I'm practically in love with around 3-ish. And I waited all day for a text back. So finally, around 9 or so, she texts back and we start talking. I ended up telling her how I felt completely, which left her speechless. She's had some problems with guys in the past, but I let her know that all I want to do is help, that I want to be with her, and hold her in my arms etc etc etc.

So I think it's going to go good for me. :D

And I'm actually working on the comic a lot more now. Which is why I'm not on here as much as I used to be. Which yeah, makes me kind of sad. But I just have to keep pushing myself, and motivating myself to get stuff done.

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We were evacuated at work today. TWICE!

See, we came in to do the second shift… and after about half hour we were chased out from the hall. Apparently some toxic stuff was used for concrete impregnation or something and it was stinking up the place and some woman has fainted.

Well, after another half hour we got back into the hall… and another half hour after that we were chased out again because the stuff instead of being vented out has simply spread across the place so MORE people were fainting. Two women hadto be helped out cause they were on the edge of fainting and a third one was unconcious as they carried her out. Apparently at least 5 people did faint.

What a mess.

So once the directors decided to send us home, two hours have passed.

Oh, and happy late-birthday.

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If that goes online anywhere I would love to see it.
I did a bit of seriously amateur hour film making, a cheap HD camera that cost under a £100 a couple of mates and so on.

Most of it got cobbled together in this video. This was all test footage we never got round to doing the full thing, it was most to see if a few idiots with no knowledge of film making on any level could do it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzlW11sdOMI

I plan to upload it tomorrow, i just need to remove some personal info from the end of the credits before I make it public. Keep in mind when you watch it though that just about everything thats bad is on purpose. Including small things like one actor sticking his head around the corner for a second to make sure we were rolling before entering formally. And noise interference (we had lapel mics that I chose not to use to make the audio quality sub-par).

If you want I can PQ you the link, idk if it would be spammy of me to link it in this thread.

Nice video by the way. It's actually better than most of the ones I see by budding film students. I'm not sure if that speaks highly of you or lowly of them, but I liked it.

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