breasts at 16
Wait, when do you think women get breasts?
when they learn their chores, proper.
SNAP.
i still feel stupid.
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You should be happy you don't have them large. Imagine what it's going to be like when you're older… having backaches in your upper back because of the extra weight in the front and having to find special equipment just to keep them supported while minimizing back pain. Owch… My sis is already complaining about hers and I'm terrified for my eldest niece who's already getting them at 16…
I know I'm lucky in that sense. Plus they draw a lot of attention for all the wrong reasons. So I've heard, anyway. I shouldn't complain, clothing nowadays is basically made for girls of my stature.
I AM 16 TODAY.Salutations!
I demand birthday salutations from you all.
Weird but i kinda imagine him…killing himself for some reason.I doubt it. Custard was an ok person, reasonably smart, clever, and funny, but often-time a bit too acerbic and bitchy, with a tendency towards dramaQueening on occasion.
Imagine what it's going to be like when you're older… having backaches in your upper back because of the extra weight in the front and having to find special equipment just to keep them supported while minimizing back pain. Owch… My sis is already complaining about hersI don't have a pair of bazoombas myself so I couldn't really say… but it doesn't seem logical that they'd be a major general cause of back problems in women. I mean, it's not like tits were just introduced in the 50's along with nylon stockings and a new shade of lipstick is it? They're an evolutionary trait that have been on the front of women's bodies for at least a million years, most likely more (and even for creationists they were there from the beginning). And seeing as women have always lived longer than men, those boobies haven't seemed to be that much of a disadvantage to survival over the millennia.
Perhaps the reality is that bosoms really don't cause many if any back problems unless they're abnormally large, and any back pains that are generally suffered are simply from normal bad posture, work fatigue, and ageing- basically what you'd get regardless of the existence of the breasts.
Just a theory. :)
I bought 3 packs of cards today and got a lvl.X charizards and lvl.X tangrowth + swampert. I never had this kind of luck with packs when i was a kid. Which is sad, because it wouldn't have been a total social taboo to collect them at that age. >o> At least my friend collects them with me though because it's boring as fuck on your own. Here's our combined virgins4lyfe:
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i didn't know people still collected those.
i still have the 4 set from the first pokemon movie. :/
Perhaps the reality is that bosoms really don't cause many if any back problems unless they're abnormally large, and any back pains that are generally suffered are simply from normal bad posture, work fatigue, and ageing- basically what you'd get regardless of the existence of the breasts.I wasn't going to say anything about this topic, but I do have to agree with this, especially the bad posture part. You won't have strong back muscles if you have bad posture and that in general will just make your life miserable. Posture is annoying and even mine is quite bad, but it makes a difference. Also, having a good bra helps. Also I have to add that women who complain about not being able to find decent bras in non-standard sizes are not looking in the right places. :colbert:
So custard trout never came back after that time with oz? Weird but i kinda imagine him…killing himself for some reason. Idk i'd think he'd some back eventually.
He's still alive (I kept in touch - he did post in the goodbye thread) but he's just a pale shadow of his former self. I don't know if the old Trout sparkle will ever return to those jaded fins, but he's achieved some kind of peace, shut away with his games and dvds. Sometimes he even ventures out to Sainsburys on his bicycle.
So the pointless assembly today ran 15 minutes in to break time today D:<
Outraged by this, I stayed 15 minutes after break, effectively giving myself 20 minutes break time. After my teacher asked why I was late, the conversation went something like this
Cromer: "Why were you late today?"
ME: "BLAH BLAH ASSEMBLY SO I WAITED 15 MINUTES"
Cromer: "But everyone else got here on time"
Me: "Well that's because I was running a friendly protest - Just like Ghandi!"
Cromer: "Well, fine. If you want to be cynical and immature about it"
Me: "What! Ghandi wasn't cynical and immature. D:<"
I could not believe my ears!
I'm pretty sure I don't have an Easter break anymore. These snow days are ruhdikalis.
I made the mistake of telling one of my friends that my dad belonged to this religious organization for Catholic Lay people. Apparently she "read somewhere" that said organization's members partake in abusing themselves as some sort of self mortification.
Yeahhhhh, no. I'm pretty sure they just sit around and talk about Jesus and Pope John Paul II while my dad tells bad jokes to his priest friends. I know, it's disappointing. He's not as interesting as the internet makes him seem. D:
Yeahhhhh, no. I'm pretty sure they just sit around and talk about Jesus and Pope John Paul II while my dad tells bad jokes to his priest friends. I know, it's disappointing. He's not as interesting as the internet makes him seem. D:Yessss, That's what he wants you to think >D
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On the topic of religion there's this super annoying girl in my debate class that's always bringing up jesus in the most snotty ways. She also loudly says GOD bless you whenever someone sneezes (i think she's from a different state, but here in AZ it's a bit rude to leave in the god part as if everyone believes).
Anyways one time we had to do this experiment where everyone was a philosopher asking 'why?' to the said persons meaning of life. And hers was of course 'livin by jesus', which is fine til' she got all snotty on the group and teacher; 'because he's the savior of mankind? Duuuuh. >8(' etc getting angrier each time.
The teacher was really amused though since all he was doing was asking 'why?'.
So the pointless assembly today ran 15 minutes in to break time today D:<
Outraged by this, I stayed 15 minutes after break, effectively giving myself 20 minutes break time. After my teacher asked why I was late, the conversation went something like this
Cromer: "Why were you late today?"
ME: "BLAH BLAH ASSEMBLY SO I WAITED 15 MINUTES"
Cromer: "But everyone else got here on time"
Me: "Well that's because I was running a friendly protest - Just like Ghandi!"
Cromer: "Well, fine. If you want to be cynical and immature about it"
Me: "What! Ghandi wasn't cynical and immature. D:<"
I could not believe my ears!
PLAY THE GAME. YOU'VE GOT TO PLAY THE GAME MY FRIEND.
Yessss, That's what he wants you to think >D
I guess I'll know for sure when I get left Ye Holy condom factory in his will with specific instructions to ensure every third one breaks. Keeping a conspiracy alive sounds like hard work. I better get good health benefits. >:/
Well, I didn't get any art done today so far… Not even any writing.
A neighbour asked me if I'd be so kind to take down the christmas lights from the tall bushes (more like trees at this point) from the garden thingie under her window. I said "sure" knowing that she'd pay me something afterwards..
There was soo much of these goddamned lights on these branches, that after I took down all of them (which took me AT LEAST AN HOUR TO DO) the pile of lights were large enough to bury a fairly large dog underneath. Seriously, it was a knee-high stack of christmas lights, various wires connecting them and all that. And since some of the bushes were of the thorny type, I ended up with a ton of tiny scratches all over my hands. But hey, I got paid so it was worth it in the end. And I think I got plus points in the eyes of all the neighbours who passed me by, haha.
So yeah, I guess it's back to looking through all my story concepts now…
So custard trout never came back after that time with oz? Weird but i kinda imagine him…killing himself for some reason. Idk i'd think he'd some back eventually.
He's still alive (I kept in touch - he did post in the goodbye thread) but he's just a pale shadow of his former self. I don't know if the old Trout sparkle will ever return to those jaded fins, but he's achieved some kind of peace, shut away with his games and dvds. Sometimes he even ventures out to Sainsburys on his bicycle.
Well, I'm almost hurt. He mentioned he was interested in keeping touch, but I haven't heard a word from the fellow. Rather unbecoming of him.
>.> I need to stop reading British humour ( yes, with the u. ) before bed. It seems to be infecting my writing habits.
To hippievan: thanks anyway. But cruelty is what made the story. I just let it flow out from the fucked up side of my brain-the left.
All day long headaches are annoying.
Saw Stephen King's Needful Things yesterday. Better than the other Stephen King movies I've seen (Misery, Pet Semetary, IT) but still a 90's movie. I can't remember who the actor who plays Leland Guant is or what other stuff he's from (other than…National Treasure-as the grandpa?). I have a lot of catching up to do with King before I can be his "number one fan" …Misery reference… not a good one…
Gonna go watch The Dark Half now. Haven't read it yet. :(
Anyone have the CD "Songs for the Deaf" by Queens of the Stone Age? It's a really good CD. I suggest that you all go get it. (listen to "Six Shooter"!)
I'm reading 1984 by George Orwell. Not that bad. I can use it as an inspiration/influence for Sticks and Thicks if I ever do get an artist or stop being a lazy ass and do it myself.
So, the woundcount from yesterday's "pull down the damned christmas lights from bushes and trees full of thorns and needles" is seven. Three on my left hand, four on my right. Which considering how many times I went "ouch" is not that bad.
In other news: I've narrowed it down to 3 slightly longer stories and a bunch of 1-3 pagers that I wrote awhile ago. Stories will need more work to "adapt" them into the comics format, while the shorter comics just need to be drawn and scripted again. Now if I can only make it before my brother gets into tearing down the electrical installation in our flat, I should have enough updates for couple of months :D
Hopefully it's not too high, though my coworkers aren't helping because they think it's going to be a couple miles high…I don't think the height matters too much… it's the force behind it that counts. Anyway, head for high ground! :(
DAMMIT, I'M JUST ANGRY ALL THE TIME!!!I know.
It's why you're a thrash queen :)
Went out today and dropped off my resume at a whole bunch of places. So hopefully somewhere feels like giving me a job!
And my issues with allergies actually came in handy because I applied at a health food place and I actually knew all about their stuff because of having to do so much research in the past few months, ha!
Hopefully it's not too high, though my coworkers aren't helping because they think it's going to be a couple miles high…I don't think the height matters too much… it's the force behind it that counts. Anyway, head for high ground!
Luckily I live on high ground. Nearly smack in the middle of the northern part of the island. Hopefully the force will somehow be less, though the fact that I'm right next to the Marianas Trench isn't gonna help much…
edit: great… my mind is going into "Doomsday" mode again… Here we have this tsunami, before this nights here have gotten unusually cold… What's next? A hypercane over my head while a meteor twice the size of Mt. Everest is about to slam itself on top of me?!? And right behind that a Gamma Ray Burst from WR-104 is going to fry me to death?!? And I thought it was already bad that paying that $500 for taxes this year was going to kill me!!! AAAUUGGHHH!!! O_O
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