AAAAARRGGH! I fucking hate verizon! Seriously nothing ruins my day more than their obnoxious emails. This time they're charging me 140$ for some phantom 'missed payment'. Complete bullshit, not one payment has been missed.
Fuck it, i'm canceling, which costs like 250 fucking dollars to do but i'm so sick of diarrhea being flung into my face and dribbling into my mouth. It's times like these i wish there was a hell.(but then again i'd be there too rotting with the rest of the gays and unbabtised babies)
Also when i misspelled diarrhea the spellcheck said 'diarrheal' which i found out; is the same thing :/
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Rant, Moan and Rave - 2010 edition
AAAAARRGGH! I fucking hate verizon! Seriously nothing ruins my day more than their obnoxious emails. This time they're charging me 140$ for some phantom 'missed payment'. Complete bullshit, not one payment has been missed.
Fuck it, i'm canceling, which costs like 250 fucking dollars to do but i'm so sick of diarrhea being flung into my face and dribbling into my mouth. It's times like these i wish there was a hell.(but then again i'd be there too rotting with the rest of the gays and unbabtised babies)
Also when i misspelled diarrhea the spellcheck said 'diarrheal' which i found out; is the same thing :/
I hope you kept all those payment reciepts. I learned the hard way last year about that…
but i'm so sick of diarrhea being flung into my face and dribbling into my mouth.Eeeeew! I hate poo. >_<
That reminds me of that time you posted that stuff about kids huffing Jenkem in the TD -_-
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Inspired by my mention of Jenkem in the TD, I had a curious search of that horrid place and came across this typical yet funny (to me anyway) exchange between me and Custard Trout:
Fuck you, Custard, and fuck you Arashi for encouraging him.OH NO. A GUY ON A FORUM DISAPPROVES OF ME. MY LIFE NO LONGER HAS MEANING. I WILL KILL MYSELF NOW.
Hmpf. About bloody time.
I knew someone would say that, and I was fairly sure it would be you.
And I knew you wouldn't go through with it.
Are we psychicly connected? o_O
Oh god I hope not. Although it would explain why I'm suddenly attracted to guys.
Psst, I'm implying your gay. I am truly the king of comedy.
OMG, we are psychicly connected!…Truly a toxic place, but it did have it's own charm. After a fashion.
I'm gonna eat my own poo now, just to spite you…
I bought my little sister a game for the Wii she weally weally wanted. Pikmin (yeah the remake) and now both my mom and my little sis are addicted to it.
Pikmin SUCKS.
Well, on the good side neither of them will have their hands on your DSi for a while… :)
edit: I just found out a neat fact about our Solar System. Earth is the only ringed "terrestrial" planet among all of the planets. However, this ring is also the only known artificially created ring in existence…
Custard
i remember that conversation. I miss those days when that sort of good-natured snark was the usual around here.
I just got all my benefits cut at my current job. They were pretty much the only reason I took it in the fist place. The pay sucks, but the benefits made up for that. So no more free art supplies, meals or pleasant work environment. Now it's like working in a warehouse, but with the added benefit that on top of the hard work, there's customers who have more of a superiority complex than usual.
so. i have a flat tire. i was going to get new tires anyway with my tax refund. but that's tied up in the trailer problem.
see i got the notice from a debt collector. that was the first i heard of it. in 4 months. so i got a hold of the place directly. they were nice and understanding, they answered most my questions, but when i asked for a itemized statement so i could dispute some of the more apparently unreasonable claims, "only the boss can do that, and he's on vacation this week". alright, that's reasonable. so i come in a week later. "boss is on vacation for one more day" alright. i come in the next day. "he's fixing something that only he can fix" 2 weeks later i got tired of "waiting on the boss", i go in, and say "based on the invoice, and the condition the trailer was in when we left, and recent shopping around, we only owe this much." they say "alright, that sounds fair, we'll tell the boss, and get back to you as soon as possible"
I get out of work today, and i have a voice mail, it was from a financial mediator. they don't think what i offered is reasonable, and will only work with me through the mediator.
And when i said i need an itemized listing: "oh, they wouldn't have that kind of thing, why would they know every little detail they worked on".
I'm very angry with stupid people right now. and i've been nothing but polite. Being in the military, i know how much further politeness and sucking up will get you, rather than being mean, and intimidating. which i can be, but i will not do that….just….dammit.
Congratz leet!
is she cute?
just be cool, pay for her food, listen to her and most important LISTEN TO HER.
You can't screw up more than me the last two times…
One girl I liked went to dinner with me, we had a good evening, I brought her home and then I met HER GIRLFRIEND…
The other girl I tried asking out actually happened a couple days ago, I walked up to her, started talking, mixed up words because she didn't speak dutch (she was british, with that cute accent) so I tried talking in english and then she started laughing in my face. I looked ashamed for a couple seconds and then kinda ran off.
Well, on the good side neither of them will have their hands on your DSi for a while…
How did you know I had a DSi?
And how did you know that my mom used to steal it to play scribblenauts?
Lonnehart scares me, he is psychic:
Quick, What is my favorite veggie?
I don't have psychic powers. I also happen to own a Wii AND a DSi. From what I've seen so far, anyone who owns one is very likey to own the other too. My niece would borrow my DSi from me a lot… and my Harvest Moon: Island of Happiness too… That animal seller Vaughn seems to attract her a lot… O_O
Having a bit too much fun with City of Hero's "activation weekend" today. Makes me want to get back into the game. Out of all the MMORPGs I've played, City of Heroes has had me team the most. Never hard to find a team, no matter what powers you have. And so many different heroes to team up with. Haven't done the architect thing yet, but I'm tempted to buy the "Going Rogue" expansion so I can bring one of my characters into the hero side… hmm…
Woo, I got my special collected set of LEXX in a tin today…
WOW, what a rip-off. That tin is really flimsy metal and the disk cases inside are just silver cardboard with no info on them apart from the episode name and number. Ha!
Lucky I already had the full series collected in normal DVD cases. That has lovely graphics and episode synopses for each one. Eh, still, it's nice to have a back-uo set of such a cool arty farty pervy sexy Sci-Fi series. Plus, the whole tin/silver thing has a nice minimal appeal.
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Vegemite.
I firmly believe more people should be consuming the stuff. However… As a child it's often very hard to get used to. You forget that when you're an adult, but something made me remember the other day:
I had a cut on the inside of my lip. The pain that Vegemite inflicts on cuts and scrapes in the mouth is severe. Like acid. worse than lemon juice or vinegar. And then I had hot tea, which made the Vegemite sensitised wound feel as if I was pouring ground glass into it.
When you're a kid you lose teeth, bite your lips and tongue, cut and scape yourself a lot… Vegemite is one of those painful yet inevitable little hazards of growing (for Aussie kids) like grazing your knees and all that other fun stuff. I wonder now that I ever stuck with it after that -_-
So for the sixth year in a row, I got asked to do this French speaking competition. Only this year, for whatever reason, I actually said yes. Except now I'm having second thoughts because it's on Monday and I don't think that's going to be enough time for me to prepare.
So I found a copy of Drawing Dynamic Hands by Burne Hogarth (mostly known for his old Tarzan comics) and man… an hour of practice and I already draw a little better hands!
This should help me immensely with my future comics. Now to find more of his books!
Few years ago I've read one of his Tarzan books and I loved his way of drawing. The most static thing is drawn in a very flowing, dynamic fashion. I think that slightly seeped through into my art at some point (there's a couple of poses and drawings here and there), but it was a pale shadow of his brilliance.
In other news… it snowed yesterday… again! I mean, wtf, isn't this supposed to be Spring starting soon? Eh. I want the outside to turn GREEN again, dammit!
In other other news… I think I'm hungry and need more tea.
So for the sixth year in a row, I got asked to do this French speaking competition. Only this year, for whatever reason, I actually said yes. Except now I'm having second thoughts because it's on Monday and I don't think that's going to be enough time for me to prepare.
But I thought you were fluent in French? How do they judge a French speaking competition? Who can speak the fastest, or sound the most pissed off/sexy/disinterested?
So I found a copy of Drawing Dynamic Hands by Burne Hogarth (mostly known for his old Tarzan comics) and man… an hour of practice and I already draw a little better hands!
This should help me immensely with my future comics. Now to find more of his books!
I learned to draw with his 'Dynamic Figure Drawing'.
About my girlfriend: Yes. She's cute. OF COURSE SHE IS.
One date doesn´t make a girlfriend…
believe me, I know.
I´ve had so many first dates.
Sooooo many…
Sooooo my face is covered in bruises. Why, I don't know. Make up is not working. What the eff.
Did you happen to:
-get in a fight?
-walk into a wall?
-sleep on your face?
-all of the above?
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