Thread "Rant, Moan and Rave - 2010 edition" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 19, 2010

I think I may have an unhealthy relationship with my newest friend. We really enjoy each other's company, don't get me wrong. I listen to her problems and we make each other laugh (more importantly, I make her laugh more)… but it's pretty obvious there's a lot of superficiality there. She likes me because I have nice things, I'm pretty but my self confidence is low enough not to rival hers, and I rarely say no to her crazy plans. I didn't really figure this out until my ex-best was trying to cuddle up to her to piss me off. F

riend A, we'll call her, was my friend last year and is basically my rival in everything now. Friend B, the current one, talks to her and everything, which upset me at first. Yet, she has informed me that she would like to keep friend A as a "school friend" because frankly, she's boring, judgmental and frumpy (the harsh words of a teenage girl.) Naturally, I found this hilarious at first but it's made me realize that I've become her toady. I'm always someone's lackey. She's in the constant state of doting over my appearance and in return I'm her little minion. -__-;

Oh well. I like her despite her salesperson demeanor. Friendships are only so deep in high school and it's nice to find someone you can have fun with.

I've been told that I look young for my age, I'm not THAT good looking…

Lonnehart, you are gorgeous. Get out there and mack on some biddies, son. Make me proud.

I'm all teenage angst. ladies…

Oh hey, that's usually me.

Ay bayb, a/s/l?

Your avatar is deceiving. It was a little confusing until I figured out you were female!

Damn, Graceh. Your life is so much more highscholarly than mine. You normal kids with your regular angst and cut throat rivalries!

Also, I haven't been in enough chat rooms to know what a/s/l means.

So here's some urban dictionary for you.

80/male/arkansas

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 19, 2010

Your avatar is deceiving. It was a little confusing until I figured out you were female!

And a pretty cute one at that.

So here's some urban dictionary for you.

a/s/l - The mating call of the barely post-pubescent teenager.

lol!

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 19, 2010

I've been told that I look young for my age, I'm not THAT good looking…

Lonnehart, you are gorgeous. Get out there and mack on some biddies, son. Make me proud.

No way. I'm too old to chase ladies around now and too addicted to my single life to let anyone else in. :)

I guess I'll throw this in for laughs. If I ever see a "733+" master while playing Anarchy Online, I'm going to shoot him with my dual wielded Desert Reets (the reet is a parrot-like bird in the game that talks in "733+" language). I've already killed Pwnz and one other named "733+", so… Of course, the one I really want to shoot has a power of OVER 9000!!!

Youtube Video: "Anarchy Online Still Online!"

It's near the end of this vid… :)

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 19, 2010

I do say, Lonnehart needs his own television program. Known as "The Single Life"

Posted at 12:04AM, Apr. 20, 2010

also, you have a chance of a random arm mutation.

That's not mutation. That idiot got an infection from reusing syringes to inject the growth hormone.
That's puss and black blood inside that swelling. ;)

And serious question: why does only one side get stuffed up at a time? Anyone have an idea?

Sinuses are evolved that way so that it reduces the risk of asphyxiation: The sinus cavities are two separate systems in your skull, one on the right and one on the left, so infections that cause them to become irritated and fill with mucus don't occur at the same rate.

Posted at 2:04AM, Apr. 20, 2010

Wisdom from the all knowing wizard of ozone.

Im attempting to learn guitar. But i suck and i cant alternate well between strings. Its annoying the hell out of me.

Posted at 6:04AM, Apr. 20, 2010

To follow up on Ozone's point in a slightly tangential manner, fat turning into muscle and vice versa is pure myth. What actually happens is that the deterioration of muscles gain of fat and happens at the same time but are two different processes. Kind of like when a dog barks as a mailman leaves, the former is not the cause of the latter, even if the dog thinks of me.

And if you think I'm wrong, I got it from Stephen Fry, and you don't want to say that he was wrong. I mean look at him!

You can't say no to him, that's just wrong.

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Walked home from school today, about four miles' worth. Never again. Well at least there's a lot of steps on my Pokewalker. :)

Posted at 6:04AM, Apr. 20, 2010

And if you think I'm wrong, I got it from Stephen Fry, and you don't want to say that he was wrong. I mean look at him!

It's even more noticeable if you compare his face with a face of similar background but total wrongness.

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

If you scroll over the picture of Stephen Fry, then press pg down and pg up continously, you can watch Stephen Fry's face morph in to David Cameron.
Just so you all know.

Grrr I can't find any animated movies made on a budget of Â£5 million! Bugger it I'll just make some shit up, I'm sure I can't be blamed for citing something I made up as research…Right?

Oh well, going to my friends' house tomorrow to work on that website we're definitely going to make, that 'oughta be some fun. :D

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

I needed a tomato and picked one of the bruised squishy ones to cut up- the gooey seeds inside were spouting green abominations all over the place -_- Freaky store-bought mutant tomato.

I ate it anyways.

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

So I was in a really confrontational mood today, which is really weird for me because I'm non-confrontational to a fault. I think it had something to do with how I was dressed. When I'm dressed up, I'm pretty sure I can take on the world. My class went to go see A Midsummer's Night Dream and had no problem taking the people I don't like down a notch when they were talking about me. I threw a bag of chips at ex-friend A's head. I'm a monster in a silk skirt.

I really enjoy that I can tell who the trashy girls are in my class by who has "4/20!! <333" in their facebook statuses, lol. Smoottthhhh movvveee. I didn't even know what it meant until someone explained it to me. Oh, pot heads.

Your avatar is deceiving. It was a little confusing until I figured out you were female!

Sorry about that. I like being a surprise. I'm a reverse trap.

And a pretty cute one at that.

I have to get pageviews somehow.

80/male/arkansas

Yo, same.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

I really enjoy that I can tell who the trashy girls are in my class by who has "4/20!! <333" in their facebook statuses, lol. Smoottthhhh movvveee. I didn't even know what it meant until someone explained it to me. Oh, pot heads.

Any girl, or guy for that matter, like that in my school is the type that likes to sleep around. Lucky for them (well, not really) I happen to hate both of those kinds of people (well I don't really hate them, just don't approve of it).

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Guys. I need new friends. I'm incredibly sick of the ones I have now, because they all annoy me and piss me off. I guess that really doesn't make them friends…now does it?

I either argue with them about them knowing the "truth", they annoy me, or they never talk to me. It's sad that aside from maybe, 6 or so friends, most of DD are my real friends.

Seems rather pathetic, but I suppose having some friends is better than no friends, amirite? Plus, most kids at the high school age aren't into what I'm into. I don't think they could just work out, and draw.
Well…there's always the Modern Warfare 2 obsessively thing that I do. Okay, so maybe I could connect with a few people. And then there's the guitar thing.

But still. It's annoying, I hate them.
:C