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Rant, Moan and Rave - 2010 edition
i have conquered the halo reach beta. it is awesome.
The physical therapist has said i can't start pushups again. which means i can start light swimming again. thank god. now all this weight is going to flow off me. again. also, i feel like i'm back on track. *prays for no more injuries, even tho my knee is kinda pinging.
Uh, so tired, this kid at school just ruins things, then bitches about how I criticize him on his being a over-personal person, then he gets a message sent home to my mom about how I am rude and I border on bullying. And now my Mom is very sad about me. And I'm really pissed at that kid.
@Seventy2: Oh, and I checked the site Seventy, it's unoccupied.
Uh, so tired, this kid at school just ruins things, then bitches about how I criticize him on his being a over-personal person, then he gets a message sent home to my mom about how I am rude and I border on bullying. And now my Mom is very sad about me. And I'm really pissed at that kid.Bully the crap out of him.
@Seventy2: Oh, and I checked the site Seventy, it's unoccupied.
Then he'll have something to whine about.
That was the most serious thing, I've seen all day.
Uh, so tired, this kid at school just ruins things, then bitches about how I criticize him on his being a over-personal person, then he gets a message sent home to my mom about how I am rude and I border on bullying. And now my Mom is very sad about me. And I'm really pissed at that kid.
@Seventy2: Oh, and I checked the site Seventy, it's unoccupied.
Just tell him if he doesn't shut up, your going to cockslap his face.
And if he tries to call you gay?
Well just do it again.
And again.
Until he realizes that this punishment will not cease until his faggotry has stopped.
Argh, suffering from massive arm fatigue now. I picked up card throwing again, which I think is super cool and help breaking the ice with others. I've been practising the hell out of it this week and now my arm is basically dead. I'm trying to work on my speed and distance at the moment. So far my best is 22mph, no idea about distance, but at least 25 feet. I'm aiming for 25mph (the same as Adam Savage from that show or somethng) and 30 feet. But maybe I need to rest…
Wow… just read the TV tropes page called "Small Name Big Ego". Scary page. I hope no one in Drunkduck ends up with the arrogant attitudes displayed by the webcomic examples on that page…*doesn't see scott kurtz or the creator of LICD*
What the hell? I can see scott kurtz going just under the rader but no sohmer? His on-site blog is dedicated to fellating himself 0_o I VILL HAVE ORDER IN MIEN TV TROPZ
Oh well at least bobby corsby is on there.
Argh, suffering from massive arm fatigue now. I picked up card throwing again, which I think is super cool and help breaking the ice with others. I've been practising the hell out of it this week and now my arm is basically dead. I'm trying to work on my speed and distance at the moment. So far my best is 22mph, no idea about distance, but at least 25 feet. I'm aiming for 25mph (the same as Adam Savage from that show or somethng) and 30 feet. But maybe I need to rest…I can do about 25mph, though I end up throwing my cards like a curve ball. It sometimes hurts my arm, but eventually you get used to it.
I've learned how to be super ninja and put cards into fruit from a distance, which is always a good talent to have.
And how exactly would this card throwing be used as an icebreaker?
And how exactly would this card throwing be used as an icebreaker?"Hey ladies, check this out."
'Gee willikers, that was top drawer! Can you teach me how to do that?'
"No."
'WHAT A DREAMBOAT.'
I've tried throwing them at bananas and grapes, I failed to even leave a scratch. orz
sitting and thinking allows me to map out all my actions and consequences. it makes me think of that movie with nick cage. Next i think it was. there was one scene where he had to get thru a minefield, and he used his powers to slowly map out a good path that wouldn't kill him. my mind keeps me from being killed.
I threw one at my brother. Got him right between the eyes on the bridge of the nose. I was pretty lucky it didn't blind him and only gave him a papercut. It was a bit funny seeing the card embedded in his nose.And how exactly would this card throwing be used as an icebreaker?"Hey ladies, check this out."
'Gee willikers, that was top drawer! Can you teach me how to do that?'
"No."
'WHAT A DREAMBOAT.'
I've tried throwing them at bananas and grapes, I failed to even leave a scratch. orz
I loaded up google because i was gonna search for something, look away for 5 freaking seconds and completely forget what it was. It's like it just jumped off my brain and out my ear. It's driving me nuts now >_<
I have 3 pages left before i finish a comic!! 3!! Er well i still gotta put speech bubbles and words in, but i'm so amazingly close :)
My school threw a carnival for intercity children today, since charity is kind of a big deal where I go. Me and my friend face painted like big shots. It was pretty sweet, but not as sweet as my sweet, temporary tats.
BE JEALOUS.
I don't even care that I look half dead, this is spectacular. I stole one. I plan to give myself a temporary tramp stamp.
RAAAAAAAAAGE. i fricken posted a post and the post didn't post. frackity frack frack frackerson.
freaking wife's friends called me sexist because i asked her to do the dishes. you know why? cause it was her fracking turn. on top of that, i cleaned the upstairs, and did 5 loads of laundry. "this is the 21st century, women shouldn't be held down by things like chores, it should be an equal partnership" no fucking duh.
RAAAAAAAAAGE. i fricken posted a post and the post didn't post. frackity frack frack frackerson.Just accuse her of witchcraft and then alert the town gaurds. The mob will take of the rest.
freaking wife's friends called me sexist because i asked her to do the dishes. you know why? cause it was her fracking turn. on top of that, i cleaned the upstairs, and did 5 loads of laundry. "this is the 21st century, women shouldn't be held down by things like chores, it should be an equal partnership" no fucking duh.
No, no, no! Do Ryuthehedgewolf's cockslap thing.freaking wife's friends called me sexist because i asked her to do the dishes. you know why? cause it was her fracking turn. on top of that, i cleaned the upstairs, and did 5 loads of laundry. "this is the 21st century, women shouldn't be held down by things like chores, it should be an equal partnership" no fucking duh.Just accuse her of witchcraft and then alert the town gaurds. The mob will take of the rest.
Another 24 hours and I'll be finally done for the year. Another 5 and I'll have been awake for 36 hours straight. I have every intent of crashing before that mark though if I can manage it. And fortunately, I don't think I'll be beating my record from last year of about 43 hours straight. I love this yearly cycle of self-abuse that comes with final projects.
I advocate Hawk's car smashing method personally. Make sure you do extra grunting and screaming.
I advocate Hawk's car smashing method personally. Make sure you do extra grunting and screaming.You mean this?
Tear off your shirt in a display of uncontrollable rage, then start yelling stuff like the Ultimate Warrior in Ozone's Ultimate Warrior thread. It doesn't have to make sense, you just have to sound really tough and angry. Then, start grunting and pounding on the hood of your car.I like the last part of that best :)
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