Thread "Rant, Moan and Rave - 2010 edition" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 5, 2010

freaking wife's friends called me sexist because i asked her to do the dishes. you know why? cause it was her fracking turn. on top of that, i cleaned the upstairs, and did 5 loads of laundry. "this is the 21st century, women shouldn't be held down by things like chores, it should be an equal partnership" no fucking duh.
Just accuse her of witchcraft and then alert the town gaurds. The mob will take of the rest.
No, no, no! Do Ryuthehedgewolf's cockslap thing.

whoa, make up sex isn't supposed to be that kinky. or with the friends.

Posted at 8:05PM, May. 5, 2010

whoa, make up sex isn't supposed to be that kinky. or with the friends.

Group makeup sex? ^^

It's like an orgy of forgiveness. Can I have a Hallelujah?!!

Posted at 8:05PM, May. 5, 2010

freaking wife's friends called me sexist because i asked her to do the dishes. you know why? cause it was her fracking turn. on top of that, i cleaned the upstairs, and did 5 loads of laundry. "this is the 21st century, women shouldn't be held down by things like chores, it should be an equal partnership" no fucking duh.
Just accuse her of witchcraft and then alert the town gaurds. The mob will take of the rest.
No, no, no! Do Ryuthehedgewolf's cockslap thing.

whoa, make up sex isn't supposed to be that kinky. or with the friends.

I drew out what would happen if you did.

NSFW!!!

Posted at 1:05AM, May. 6, 2010

Ugh… I guess I should stop procrastinating and create a nice comics buffer so stuff like birthdays, holidays, and other
sudden stuff doesn't take a bite out of my drawing time. Then I wouldn't have to do fanservice
just to cover up the spots where I missed my updates…

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 6, 2010

had my last day at college, yesterday… only taking two tests but I won't be taking them till 17th X(

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 6, 2010

You guys want to see a pretty awesome picture?

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 6, 2010

Why do so many smackjeeves comics start with a character on a bed, putting his/her hand on an alarm clock? I can name like 14 of them off the top of my head that i read, and i've seen even more just browsing through.

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 6, 2010

I may or may not dump my girlfriend depending on the flip of a coin.

Heads I will

Tails I won't.

I'm being 100% serious.

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 6, 2010

I may or may not dump my girlfriend depending on the flip of a coin.

Heads I will

Tails I won't.

I'm being 100% serious.

Dun dun DDDUUUN

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 6, 2010

I cant do it. I feel sick.

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 6, 2010

I may or may not dump my girlfriend depending on the flip of a coin.

Heads I will

Tails I won't.

I'm being 100% serious.

Don't do it.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 6, 2010

I may or may not dump my girlfriend depending on the flip of a coin.

Heads I will

Tails I won't.

I'm being 100% serious.
Don't do it.

I couldnt. I chickened out.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 6, 2010

I may or may not dump my girlfriend depending on the flip of a coin.

Heads I will

Tails I won't.

I'm being 100% serious.
Don't do it.

I couldnt. I chickened out.

Why would you wanna dump her n the first place? Anything wrong with her? And no, I'm not gonna make the joke this time…

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 6, 2010

I may or may not dump my girlfriend depending on the flip of a coin.

Heads I will

Tails I won't.

I'm being 100% serious.
Don't do it.

I couldnt. I chickened out.

What did she do to make you dump her on the whim of a coin drop?

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 6, 2010

5 months of lies. We're up to 18 months now and i dont know if i still want to be with her. The start of the relationship she cheated on me with this wanker from england and let on they where just friends. Then i found out that shed been "going out with him" online for a month. I'd already been with her for 2 months. So after signing him up for beastiality and gay newsletters he disapeared. She did this with another couple of guys till i said i was leaving her and she could go die in a piss filled hole like a diseased whore. She broke out in tears and said she didnt want me to go. I gave her a lot of abuse but she still followed me around promising it wouldnt happen and she threw away her old computer and phone without any second thoughts.

The only problem is she still holds a lot of things from me about her past. But i know they're so i dont get hurt. I gave her my "you know what" That thing you can only give once. I believed she was too but no "you know what" that thing that happens when a girl has her first guy in the romance dance. You get the point. I tried to make the story less graphic. Point is she wasnt but she continuously lies about it.

Lol. Romance Dance.

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 6, 2010

5 months of lies. We're up to 18 months now and i dont know if i still want to be with her. The start of the relationship she cheated on me with this wanker from england and let on they where just friends. Then i found out that shed been "going out with him" online for a month. I'd already been with her for 2 months. So after signing him up for beastiality and gay newsletters he disapeared. She did this with another couple of guys till i said i was leaving her and she could go die in a piss filled hole like a diseased whore. She broke out in tears and said she didnt want me to go. I gave her a lot of abuse but she still followed me around promising it wouldnt happen and she threw away her old computer and phone without any second thoughts.

The only problem is she still holds a lot of things from me about her past. But i know they're so i dont get hurt. I gave her my "you know what" That thing you can only give once. I believed she was too but no "you know what" that thing that happens when a girl has her first guy in the romance dance. You get the point. I tried to make the story less graphic. Point is she wasnt but she continuously lies about it.

Lol. Romance Dance.

I take that "Don't do it" part back. You should totally break it up with someone with no remorse once they've broken your trust.

I mean if you didn't like your 18 months with her, don't settle for more.

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 6, 2010

Okay, who voted Conservative? ):<

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 6, 2010

voting is meaningless.
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break up with her. do it now. (speaking from experience.)
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i lost my phone. then i found it.

i got a pair of vibrams, but they were too big. so i sent them back.

i forgot, but then i remembered.

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 6, 2010

voting is meaningless.
—————–

break up with her. do it now. (speaking from experience.)
—————————-

i lost my phone. then i found it.

i got a pair of vibrams, but they were too big. so i sent them back.

i forgot, but then i remembered.

Remembered to sign up for Web-Lords? Cuz I'm currently holding the haloreachbeta site for you, take too long and I'll claim it as my own.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 6, 2010

voting is meaningless.
—————–

break up with her. do it now. (speaking from experience.)
—————————-

i lost my phone. then i found it.

i got a pair of vibrams, but they were too big. so i sent them back.

i forgot, but then i remembered.
Remembered to sign up for Web-Lords? Cuz I'm currently holding the haloreachbeta site for you, take too long and I'll claim it as my own.

i have no idea what you're talking about.

i've posted twice on this very special page of rant moan and rave 2010

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 6, 2010

…this is page 69…

and boo. This is 1337.

and this is 1337 going.

and this is 1337 saying that he has the show tomorrow.

and this is 1337 saying the stress level didn't go down.

and this is 1337 actually going

because he has to shit.

bye

-1337 (be back sunday or monday to annoy you all)

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 6, 2010

Heh, 69. I want to be the last poster on this page.

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 6, 2010

i just found out that the vibram five finger shoes i purchased are knock-offs. good thing i have friends looking out for me. and good thing it falls under ebay buyer protection.

For those of you who are interested in vibram five finger shoes, check this out before making any financial decisions for this.

3rd post in most epic page. even tho it's not so epic.

Posted at 9:05PM, May. 6, 2010

69 is a fun number. :)

Posted at 10:05PM, May. 6, 2010

Spent the whole day running in circles for a job i'm not even garanteed to get…

-poor mom actually drove to my school to tell me i'd been called, i didn't have my cell. She couldn't find me and left.
-i got home, but only had 30 mins left to get to the job assesment, so i left
-went to the wrong place .____.
-in embarrassment i called and made up an excuse(left out bits about going to the wrong place…)
-it was resceduled for tommorrow, but mom's going to phoenix in my car and dad's at work all day.
-had to have embarrasing phone call asking my friend to drive me while mom screeched over my shoulder.

Man…mom thinks i'll get hired, but they probably think i'm more trouble than i'm worth now..the place was a madhouse of 60-80 people when picking up applications. argh why do i gotta over-process everything >_<