Thread "Rant, Moan and Rave - 2010 edition" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 19, 2010

, i stole a large toy model from this old comic book seller(his shop was a dingy room with no windows and manga to the walls)

This shop clearly is an analogy for the female sexual organism.

and i had to go rip these three stone slabs off the neighbors dog and give them to him as payback.

These slabs obviously represent the male genital arena, as alluded to by the dirty dog.

I teamed up with this blonde guy who also wanted the slabs, saying he'd just take the large one.

Well he would, wouldn't he!

So he held the dog down while i pulled them off–but then the neighbors came out and were about on us before i got the last slab off.

You feel you cannot truly express yourself due to the pressures of social conformity, but you hope things will be better in the future.

I fucked the guy over and let him be captured so i could run away.

You're afraid of losing youself in the boring, judgemental adult world.

Then for some reason i only gave the two small slabs to the bookseller, saying i didn't have time to get the big one off(lies) he told me to stay here while he did something. I knew he was gonna sell me out and say i took all of them–so i wrote a note on his door where he hid them.

You fear an distrust the boring, judgemental adult world.

Then i walked out of the dorm and he was being hanged in courtyard by the schoolboard 0____o They were looking for the student who had the big slab(me) and i assumed they were going to kill me..

You'll fight it, but you know they're going to get you in the end.

I left out the outrageous Freudian parts - just tOO shocking for this forum!

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 19, 2010

I left out the outrageous Freudian parts - just tOO shocking for this forum!

She wants to kill her farther and sleep with her mother?

Sounds about right for Skull. :)

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Comic colouring stage… Hard work :(
Bought some nice looking scarves from E-bay and some DVDs. E-bay is so much better than crappy, overpriced, 2 months for delivery, overcharge on postage Amazon.com it's not funny. Amazon sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks!
E-bay rules.

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 19, 2010

, i stole a large toy model from this old comic book seller(his shop was a dingy room with no windows and manga to the walls)
This shop clearly is an analogy for the female sexual organism.
and i had to go rip these three stone slabs off the neighbors dog and give them to him as payback.
These slabs obviously represent the male genital arena, as alluded to by the dirty dog.
I teamed up with this blonde guy who also wanted the slabs, saying he'd just take the large one.
Well he would, wouldn't he!
So he held the dog down while i pulled them off–but then the neighbors came out and were about on us before i got the last slab off.
You feel you cannot truly express yourself due to the pressures of social conformity, but you hope things will be better in the future.
I fucked the guy over and let him be captured so i could run away.
You're afraid of losing youself in the boring, judgemental adult world.
Then for some reason i only gave the two small slabs to the bookseller, saying i didn't have time to get the big one off(lies) he told me to stay here while he did something. I knew he was gonna sell me out and say i took all of them–so i wrote a note on his door where he hid them.
You fear an distrust the boring, judgemental adult world.
Then i walked out of the dorm and he was being hanged in courtyard by the schoolboard 0____o They were looking for the student who had the big slab(me) and i assumed they were going to kill me..
You'll fight it, but you know they're going to get you in the end.

I left out the outrageous Freudian parts - just tOO shocking for this forum!

Noooooooo it's like reading those horoscopes in the back of ELLE magazine where every one is so vague it could apply to you!

But ell, my genitalia is kind of a dingy window-less room with manga in it.

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 19, 2010

But ell, my genitalia is kind of a dingy window-less room with manga in it.

TMI >_<
Think happy thoughts. Happy thoughts… Must think happy thoughts.

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 19, 2010

Yarr well it's better than where /a/ stores one piece….*shudders*

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Might as well make an actual rant, i can't fall asleep once again, which might be why my dreams are getting more disturbing(or at least people dying in them).

I lettered pages 5-13 today, the first few are difficult because i didn't keep dialog notes on file…Guess i'll make a cover…just to put at the end so people don't get spoilers as soon as they click 'latest'.

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 19, 2010

I lettered pages 5-13 today, the first few are difficult because i didn't keep dialog notes on file…Guess i'll make a cover…just to put at the end so people don't get spoilers as soon as they click 'latest'.

Just out of interest, what font did you use on Pheromonia? I spent like, 6 months trying to identify it, but I've given up now: please put me out of my misery.

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 19, 2010

I lettered pages 5-13 today, the first few are difficult because i didn't keep dialog notes on file…Guess i'll make a cover…just to put at the end so people don't get spoilers as soon as they click 'latest'.

Just out of interest, what font did you use on Pheromonia? I spent like, 6 months trying to identify it, but I've given up now: please put me out of my misery.

Oh yeah that comic…that i should finish…:-0
The logo font is Beatbox(the weird mesh in the back is from a brush) and the main font is laffayette comic pro/wildword. :)

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 19, 2010

Last night at the gym I actually ran until I felt like if I kept it up I would throw up. I've never pushed myself hard enough to the point of vomit, and while I feel it'd be an accomplishment, it'd also be really inconsiderate for the others at the gym.

I personally don't understand the biological reaction though. Is it the body's way of saying ?YO! Stop that!"? Is the body trying to lighten the load by throwing the stomach contents overboard? Does the digestion process get interrupted so the body can adapt to the strain?

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 19, 2010

I've only ever felt like throwing up, when i've ate too much/too soon for the gym. I know that the abs tighten up while running, therefore smooshing the stomach, and all that junk has got to go somewhere.
Make sure to drink plenty of water. wanting to vomit after working out could be a sign of dehydration, or over heating. i carry a 72 ounce camelback bottle with me to the gym. i normally end up drinking more than that.
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Speaking of gym. i was lazy and didn't go this morning. i even got up later, because the pool opens later. :(

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 19, 2010

Interviewed for an office job. I talk in a highly formalized fashion and bring out my GIANT WORDS in interviews, and this makes me sound like some hilarious weirdo, but I can't prevent it from happening. However, I did not make any stultifying gaffes due to being nervous, so perhaps I did well!

Yes, I've got to strive onward! To escape retail!

I personally don't understand the biological reaction though.

I think that it's due to the release of too much lactic acid from the muscles.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 19, 2010

To escape retail!

Retail must be a real nightmare if you want to "escape" from it. You're not being paid just minimum wage, are you? Or does retail work a different way?

I hate it when my imagination works on overdrive. My latest idea? A "furry" comic called "The Adventures of Mikuchu" (take Miku Hatsune of Vocaloid fame and dress her up as a Pikachu from Pokemon… then reach for some brain bleach). I'm not fond of "furry" comics in general. No, I don't hate them. But I'd have having to draw one. T_T

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 19, 2010

For homework I have to write something funny that happened in my life, that as an accident. Tell me if this is funny enough.

Once I had a Root-Beer, it was yummy. I had some for lunch, but didn't finish it. So I resealed it, tightly screwing the cap back on. Then later at computer class, the bottle (glass!) precariously in a side pocket of my back-pack, fell out when I swung it on my back. It hit, dead center on it's bottom, and miraculously didn't shatter. But, it exploded in a different way. I screwed that cap on really tight, so the shock waves that should have shattered it sent a huge stream or Root-Beer out, it hit the ceiling (The stain remains to this day, even with a professional cleaners help.) in a huge spurt, splashed some on the wall, and got some on a water-proof (and aparentally root-beer proof) computer monitor. It happened so fast I didn't even notice it, till some root-beer dripped on my head from teh ceiling. Also, the bottle-cap, you might wonder what happened to it? It flew across to room and almost took out Vincent Desalle, THE Vincent Desalle! Toughtest kid in the whole school! Luckily, he holds me no grudge, since it was an accident. Also because it was funny to him. We weren't able to remove the stain, but the cap came out of the wall quite easily!
EDIT:..oh yeah, I forgot, I drank the little amount that was still in the bottle. It was still good, but a little flat. I guess the big explosion took out some of the fizz. So long ago, a few months I think…

So…is it funny enough of an accident?

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 19, 2010

I am sick and tired as hell but still going to school. Not yay. -_-…

And I have not one, but two cancasores that are swelling and constantly getting irritated when they rub against my gums.

And I watched all the "Nightmares and Dreamscapes" TNT series. I love it. Battleground with William Hurt and The End of The Whole Mess and The Road Virus Heads North are the best.
But they ruined Autopsy Room Four and Umney's Last Case and Crouch end just SUCKED.
You Know They Got a Hell of a Band wasn't that great either.
Fifth Quarter was…dramatic…

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 19, 2010

For homework I have to write something funny that happened in my life, that as an accident. Tell me if this is funny enough.

Once I had a Root-Beer, it was yummy. I had some for lunch, but didn't finish it. So I resealed it, tightly screwing the cap back on. Then later at computer class, the bottle (glass!) precariously in a side pocket of my back-pack, fell out when I swung it on my back. It hit, dead center on it's bottom, and miraculously didn't shatter. But, it exploded in a different way. I screwed that cap on really tight, so the shock waves that should have shattered it sent a huge stream or Root-Beer out, it hit the ceiling (The stain remains to this day, even with a professional cleaners help.) in a huge spurt, splashed some on the wall, and got some on a water-proof (and aparentally root-beer proof) computer monitor. It happened so fast I didn't even notice it, till some root-beer dripped on my head from teh ceiling. Also, the bottle-cap, you might wonder what happened to it? It flew across to room and almost took out Vincent Desalle, THE Vincent Desalle! Toughtest kid in the whole school! Luckily, he holds me no grudge, since it was an accident. Also because it was funny to him. We weren't able to remove the stain, but the cap came out of the wall quite easily!
EDIT:..oh yeah, I forgot, I drank the little amount that was still in the bottle. It was still good, but a little flat. I guess the big explosion took out some of the fizz. So long ago, a few months I think…

So…is it funny enough of an accident?

Why don't you make a short film already?

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 19, 2010

Maybe that should be the assignment for that artist…

Posted at 8:05PM, May. 19, 2010

Story

Yep, that's funny enough. :)
Cool story, sort of heroic in a way… As if you were Homer telling the great hero myths that make up your Greek homeland- high-school in this case. ;)
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I had a nasty stupid dream…
All sorts of weirdness in the setting, like all dreams of course, but the bad part was that someone killed my cat and I went after him to kill HIM with one of my sabres. But I couldn't bring myself to do it… Gave him a few superficial slashes on his arms, chest, and face, but in the end I couldn't make myself actually kill the man. I could have done it, but I didn't want to end his life.

Posted at 12:05AM, May. 20, 2010

*shudders* OH my fucking god, i'd heard about these spiders before but i had no clue they were in AZ. My cat was pawing a spider as per usual, and i noticed it was extremely large in the butt area. In was in the shade so i ripped her away thinking is was a black widow- then gabbed my shoe to crush it. Almost a hundred fucking babies crawled out when i lifted the shoe!! jesus i about pissed myself, a lot of them got on the carpet so i had to go get the poison.

Now i jump everytime my hair touches the back of my arm or a wire hits my leg… i hate spiders so much it's liek it's ingrained in my dna.

Posted at 2:05AM, May. 20, 2010

Maybe that should be the assignment for that artist…

Or a film crew

Posted at 3:05AM, May. 20, 2010

one of my buddies screwed me over. i have those new five finger shoes and they're best worn without socks. well sometimes i have to go to the gym in a "uniform" and he argued that you have to wear socks with the uniform. I quoted the reg, and it doesn't say you have to. so he went over my head, and had it interpreted that way. now i have to buy socks for them, which are like 12 dollar a pair, and change the fit of the shoes. i'm pry going to have to buy a bigger size. and he's like " i don't see your problem with this, i was helping you out, and keeping you out of trouble" no one said a god damn word to me about not wearing socks. not 1 person out of several hundred.

Posted at 3:05AM, May. 20, 2010

and he argued that you have to wear socks with the uniform

Cut the feet out of a pair of socks. No one will ever know! …if you're careful that is ;)

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 20, 2010

I can't believe I did this…

I downloaded Photo Dojo for my Nintendo DSI, then took pictures of myself in various poses, then I had to record my own vocals…

Now I feel really REALLY silly… O_O

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 20, 2010

and he argued that you have to wear socks with the uniform
Cut the feet out of a pair of socks. No one will ever know! …if you're careful that is ;)

i've sent a formal complaint up the chain. one should get back to me in about a year. hooray for red tape.

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 20, 2010

I quoted the reg, and it doesn't say you have to. so he went over my head, and had it interpreted that way. now i have to buy socks for them, which are like 12 dollar a pair, and change the fit of the shoes. i'm pry going to have to buy a bigger size. and he's like " i don't see your problem with this, i was helping you out, and keeping you out of trouble"

Granted, socks are normal for any uniform. Any. But your "buddy" not only forced the issue, but went over your head, and took the time out to bother management as well as you over something nobody noticed prior… and then had the gal to ask what the problem was.

That gives you the right to beat the unholy hell out of him, and then make him eat your socks AND his socks. Then complain to management that he's eating everyone's socks. THEN ask what the problem is. (the opinions expressed are for humour purposes only and does in no way hold smkinoshita accountable for whatever trouble actually following through with the above suggestions would get you)

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 20, 2010

I really did it! I'm going to graduate summa cum laude with a GPA of 4.0! If someone had told me this in high school, I probably wouldn't have believed it.

I'm so happy, the universe will surely deliver some sort of terrible cosmic smackdown to reestablish equilibrium. I better go clamp my arm in a vise or something before something worse occurs D:

now i have to buy socks for them, which are like 12 dollar a pair, and change the fit of the shoes.

It's a shame you can't wear toe socks with your toe shoes. :(

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 20, 2010

Someone tried to rob a small bank next to fry's this morning. Mom said there were cops with assault rifles out and 'every cop car in the town was probably there, you could have went and robbed another bank 0v0' and i'm like '>:P' and she's like '>BD'. Our neighbors heard it was an illegal but i don't know if that's true yet. (probably is and the last robbing and two rapes i heard about in town was from one)