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So tired. there are so many things I should be doing but I have zero energy.
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Network and the shotgun effect.
Ask everyone you know if they know any single women. Get introduced, make friends and then ask them out.
You put up enough buckshot you're sure to bring down something. Remember it is a target rich enviornment. There are more lonely single women out there looking for a wonderful guy like you than you realize.
And now the inspirational story: So there I am at a party going over the three types of women in the world: those dating someone, those you don't want to date and those who don't date you.
A very attractive young lady walks by, stares at me and says "Well maybe there are women who would go out with you if you bothered to ask!"
Stop bitching and start asking. Everyone. I ended up dating her sister because by the time I got around to asking she was dating my best friend and that was a hookup through networking. And then so was my dating her sister and the eventual blind date that led me to my wife.
And then there is the internet. Talk about your target rich enviornments! Remember the first Rule of Lay: if your standards are too high: lower them.
Copyright is complicated, and lots of people go around with incomplete understandings or what's involved. I'm hardly an expert myself but at least I try to be aware.
The girl who says she paid for it so it's hers SORT of has a point- sometimes "for hire" work means that everything becomes the property of the purchaser and the artist doesn't even necessarily get attribution rights. But that's generally something the artist has to agree to. However if there's no contract per se then it can be difficult for a third party to find the truth of. Of course the awareness (and patheticness) of someone claiming credit for art they know they didn't and couldn't draw, that's something else completely and not a copyright misunderstanding.
I want to get myself into a happy marriage and there's a slim chance of that happening if I just marry any woman on the street… -_-
ya gotta hit some balls in the back yard before yer ready for th big league
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buncha tarot readings today - worst part is when u flip a card an i can see somebody is gonna be dead soon or somethin like that, how do you breach a thing like that? mostly i leave that part out but maybe i should drop some kinda subliminal pointers like, you might wanna get yer estate in in order - prefrebly by nex tueday?
Great… 4 in the morning and I can't go back to sleep. That supervisor that keeps giving me trouble at work tried to call me in. Jackass thinks I should work more. Seriously… do the Marines keep cranking out these workaholics on purpose?!? I guess I'll never know for sure…
Still tempted to ask my brother-in-law for one of is furry hens as a pet. I'll probably raise it from an egg with advice from him since he's the chicken expert. There are no hawks or other predatory birds around here, so that's not a problem. The one potential problem would be the Brown Tree Snake. The things have been known to go through heck to get their food. Some scavenge the trash, and I remember one case where a woman accidentally left her fridge open only to come home and find a Brown Tree Snake eating the eggs she had in there. Too bad my brother-in-law raises fighting chickens. They'd peck the Brown Tree Snake to death.
Seriously… do the Marines keep cranking out these workaholics on purpose?!? I guess I'll never know for sure…
All branches of the military keep cranking them out not just Uncle Sam's Misguided Children. It's called NCO career development. ;)
I better stop there or else I'll get a pile of targetted ads for the Army and Marine Corps with very intrusive audio like I did when I linked those pictures of modern body armor.
Seriously… do the Marines keep cranking out these workaholics on purpose?!? I guess I'll never know for sure…
All branches of the military keep cranking them out not just Uncle Sam's Misguided Children. It's called NCO career development. ;)
And they're apparently trained to intensely dislike army guys. Yeah… getting thrown out a bar window by a drunken marine was sure a fun way to get to know them. -_-
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Wow… I guess my insanity is finally going to intensify or something. Thought pops into my head that having a "Yandere" girlfriend would be fun. You know… the kind of girl who's crazy for you…. REALLY CRAZY for YOU. So crazy in fact that if you so much as think about another woman she'll be dead the next morning with your Yandere girlfriend holding the bloody axe in her hand. And if you attempt to break up with your Yandere girlfriend you could be finding your head literally inside that place on your body where the "sun don't shine"…
Okay… maybe that's not such a good idea after all. It's probably fun to live on the edge, but not THAT close… :)
@Dodger-
don't DODGE the issue
tell her to redraw it, chances are she can't.
and then she ends up looking like an arse.
and then it's problem solved.
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Hey I'm going out for GM this time in mafia so it'd be really cool if some old players voted for me and/or joined if I won. And when I say really cool I mean-I've been there for about one and a half years playing, you think I would have at least done one.
But that's at my own fault, I suppose.
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I'm probably gonna quit my band.
I haven't mentioned it to anyone so when I'm around the people in it and they mention it I kinda switch topics…
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(dodged)
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I'll offer this out to you guys too.
On my youtube (see link in sig), i'm sending a request for little bios about a person and they're name.
You can send these in to iamthe1337master@aim.com.
After thinking them over a bit, I'll write a song about you.
(most likely that is-if I get billions, sorry, can't do everyone.)
These will all go on my youtube randomly throughout this summer and I'll try to send you a copy via email if I remember.
Sound intresting? :)
Wow… I guess my insanity is finally going to intensify or something. Thought pops into my head that having a "Yandere" girlfriend would be fun. You know… the kind of girl who's crazy for you…. REALLY CRAZY for YOU. So crazy in fact that if you so much as think about another woman she'll be dead the next morning with your Yandere girlfriend holding the bloody axe in her hand. And if you attempt to break up with your Yandere girlfriend you could be finding your head literally inside that place on your body where the "sun don't shine"…Okay.
Lonnehart. Step away from the monitor. Keep breathing. Nice regular breaths.
Clearly you are not in the thralls of the Stockhom Syndrome, but – worse– a Kyupol Syndrome!!
There ARE girlfriend potentials aside from Satanic Soldiers and Yanderes. really really really
Like posted ealier - next time you see a woman that looks fun or interesting or there's that "certain something", ask her out. Spend an afternoon together. You supply the ice tea, or Italian Ice, or whatever.
just do it.
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@1337 - what, like a caricature in song?
Aaand the month has gone already… And I find myself again trying to scrape enough money to pay my share of bills :/
Was tryig to sell some stuff but since I forgot to pay the auction site's share (they take 4% off every sale and some really minor fee for every non-sale) the account got blocked. Argh.
Managed to scrape some cash elsewhere, unlocked it, meanwhile paid that one net bill from borrowed money. Then I sold some things, paid back part of what I borrowed and spent the rest on food.
Now I have another bill to pay. I can't borrow from the same place as I still owe them money.
I just hope the stuff I have for sale now sells, or else the big return to webcomics won't happen. Crap :(
(unless a lot of people wantto buy my print comics, heh, that could save me too).
Satanic Soldiers and Yanderes. really really really
One big difference between the two (and why Yandere types can be dangerously fascinating)… one group worships someone else, but Yandere worship YOU. However, they refuse to let anyone else besides themselves have YOUR affection and will get rid of them any way they can to keep you all to themselves. Family members included. And of course… if you break up with one she'll make sure no one else will ever have your affection.
No, I won't get a girlfriend like that. However fascinating she is, I'd need an insane amount of passion and devotion (and channel it into my affection for that one person) to survive that sort of relationship… :)
Yay, I just had a marvellous cup of coffee and I'm currently listening to Connection by Elastica. Ah… Brings back fond art student memories :)
Damn that coffee was good!
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Seventy, I love flying commercial… mainly because I've never flown in a private charter jet, nor have I flown in a military one. Ha!
The downside is the cost of tickets… I've bought all mine for my upcoming US trip. I'm strangely half looking forward to being stuck on aeroplanes for 20+ hours flying around the globe with hundreds of other people in close proximity.
I like the in-flight meals and entertainment, don't mind the company, I don't mind sitting around and not moving too much for ages and ages (as long as I'm not cramped) and I love take-offs and landings. I also like waiting in the terminals.
I don't like waiting for the toilet though. And I don't like how dry the air is in the planes… I don't like taking off my shoes, jacket, hat etc and emptying my pockets, going through immigration or passport control or whatever, checking in, collecting bags, finding the right terminal and gate… Plus, airport staff in both Australia and the US seem rather dim. Mostly.
Plus, airport staff in both Australia and the US seem rather dim. Mostly.
I can't imagine it's a very rewarding or intersting job asking if people have any mangoes they'd like to declare.
I don't know about international customs, but it seems the Australian customs service is particularly obsessed with anything organic entering or leaving the country.
…And terrorism.
I was told that I couldn't bring coloured pencils on a plane because they might be used as a weapon.
Haven't seen that movie, but I'm assuming they probably didn't hold the peanut to someone's neck crying: "I'll kill him! I swear to God, I'll kill him if you don't turn this plane around!" So What did they do, exactly? I'm guessing throw it or stab someone in the eye with it…
But I don't know how you'd get it on a plane since Aussie Customs do ask "Have you got any nuts?" And have sniffer dogs roving the air port.
Just looked up the prohibited items for air travel. Its got some pretty self explanatory stuff…
it appears I can't take my pair of Nunchakus though, hahaha, Damn!
Seriously… do the Marines keep cranking out these workaholics on purpose?!? I guess I'll never know for sure…
All branches of the military keep cranking them out not just Uncle Sam's Misguided Children. It's called NCO career development. ;)
And they're apparently trained to intensely dislike army guys. Yeah… getting thrown out a bar window by a drunken marine was sure a fun way to get to know them. -_-
They reserve their true venom for the Navy. Fortunately, they tolerate tankers and infantrymen bacause we have the same mental problems they do. In fact it is not uncommon for a former Marine to become an Army tanker.
Wow… I guess my insanity is finally going to intensify or something. Thought pops into my head that having a "Yandere" girlfriend would be fun. You know… the kind of girl who's crazy for you…. REALLY CRAZY for YOU.
I had a relationship with one and she tried to kill me. Usually someone with that kind of OCD are often bipolar. So she goes into a manic episode to kill me, I stop her, she goes into depression and typcially forgets everything that happened in the manic episode and we went back to being friends. Reality is not like movies.
I married a woman who is crazy about me and showers me in kisses and hugs whenever she can. And I know I'd be dead if I ever tried to leave. I have no intention of leaving. I'm too happy.
Remember what silent Bob said, "There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But, they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."
If a "Yandere" will bring me lasagna at work and not cheat on me, I'm there.
And then there's the oral sex when I come home from work everyday. :)
If a "Yandere" will bring me lasagna at work and not cheat on me, I'm there.
And then there's the oral sex when I come home from work everyday.
WOAH. WOAH. WOAH.
SHE DOESN'T ALREADY BRING YOU LASAGNA?! NOT EVEN A SANDWICH!?
That sucks!
EDIT: Never mind, I thought you were talkin' about your REAL spouse and I was like "WOAH!" as you can see. Now I learn that its actually some obsessive girl in anime who'll kill you if you cheat.
NOW I see.
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Did some coding for the first time in my life to change the layout of my comic (yeah, yeah, I know the switch is coming in July and I'll probably lose it, but whatever).
Considering I have never before done HTML coding in my life, I thought I did a pretty solid first effort without any know how. Took me forever of course, because I'm such a noob. Ah well, I'll probably get better at it later on.
If a "Yandere" will bring me lasagna at work and not cheat on me, I'm there.
And then there's the oral sex when I come home from work everyday. :)
Here's the thing about Yandere types (yes… it's an Anime type character)… she'll do ANYTHING for you. The price you pay? You can't pay any attention to anyone else… well… at least with the extreme Yanderes. Not even your own children with them are safe from their murderous tendencies. Basically anything that detracts from your attention to them will be seen as an obstacle to your love that has to be removed. Yes… Yanderes are very crazy…
Yes… Aze Crazy Yanderes though they're not really limited to axes. A simple pencil will do sometimes…
TMI -_o
Perhaps. Maybe they deal with so many horrible and annoying people asking them silly stuff constantly that they retreat into their shells a bit. I will give them the benifit of the doubt :)Plus, airport staff in both Australia and the US seem rather dim. Mostly.I can't imagine it's a very rewarding or intersting job asking if people have any mangoes they'd like to declare.
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