Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 8, 2007

Granted. It's above your head, all you have to do is figure out how to get up there.

I wish for a dancing banana wielding money of doom.

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 8, 2007

Granted! your dancing banana wielding money of doom bursts out of your head.

I wish for the ordinary.

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 8, 2007

Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish for the extraordinary.

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 8, 2007

Granted! Everything explodes in a blast of burning wonder. On TV.

I wish for SoundWave.

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 8, 2007

Granted. He bursts forth from your head.

I wish for a new pair of pants.

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 8, 2007

Granted! you now have a brand spanking new pair of kids pants.

I wish for a new head.

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 8, 2007

Granted. Although it's not attached to your body.

I wish for my headache to go away.

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 8, 2007

Granted! Your head falls off.

I wish for some big jello.

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 8, 2007

Granted. A man named Big Jello walks up behind you and you…get some.

I wish my head was attached again.

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 8, 2007

Granted! you head is now attached to your hind end.

I wish for some Power armor.

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 8, 2007

You now have armor made entirely of "C-cell" batteries.

I'd really like a cheeze-whiz sandwich.

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 8, 2007

To bad you didn't wish for it.

I wish I had a genie.

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 8, 2007

Granted you had a Genie. you and the Genie were best pals. to bad you don't remember.

I wish for a monkey.

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 8, 2007

Granted. But there's something not right about this monkey

I wish for some chocolate

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 8, 2007

Granted!! This Chocolate is made form deer after pellets.

I wish for more Spam!

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 8, 2007

I wish for no more spam.

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 8, 2007

Granted! all spam turns into meat like food stuffs.

I wish for a reborn kitty.

Posted at 9:08PM, Aug. 8, 2007

Granted. Except the kitty misses its home in heaven and ends up killing itself on accident, again.

I wish that I wasn't sick and my throat didn't feel like it exploded.

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 9, 2007

Granted. Your throat was torn out by my new pet raptor, Skippy the Destroyer.

I wish Midna from the end of Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess would do naughty things to Zelda.
Note: Am I a pervert because of this wish?

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 9, 2007

Granted! She kills him, wich is naughty.

I wish Ash from Pokemon wasn't such a retard.

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 9, 2007

Granted! Ash becomes so intelligent that he realizes he can become the ultimate trainer by killing all other trainers and stealing their pokemon. He then kills 'em all, including you.

I wish my next wish couldn't be ruined.

Posted at 9:08PM, Aug. 9, 2007

Granted. It won't be ruined, but it wont come true either.

I wish for a dragon named Tiny.

Posted at 1:08AM, Aug. 10, 2007

Granted! Tiny comes into exisitance and kills you.

I wish my grammer was better.

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 10, 2007

Granted. *Jams a dictionary in DC's head* oh.. right… *walks away slowly*

I wish for an avatar of awesomeness

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 10, 2007

Granted. You get an avatar of a teletubby saying "Awesomeness".

I wish my feet were laser chainsaws.