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Ruin A Wish game

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 10, 2007

Granted but you accidentally laser saw off your own legs

I wish for a cookie.

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 10, 2007

Granted! Then the cookie comes alive and eats you.

I wish life was a pokemon videogame.

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 10, 2007

Granted! some one comes and hits the power button. and Life turns off.

I wish For some killer tunes.

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 10, 2007

Granted! Your head explodes when you try to listen, thus killing you and giving you 'Killer tunes'.

I wish for grapes!

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 10, 2007

Granted! It rains so many grapes that they end up pummeling you to death.

I wish I could fly.

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 10, 2007

Granted! But a plane comes by and you get stuck in the engine.

I wish that I wasn't so lazy.

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 11, 2007

Granted, you become so active that you forget to rest and end up overexerting yourself, and collapse in the middle of the beltway.

I wish for a Mad Hatter.

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 11, 2007

the mad hatter is so mad that he kills you

I wish I came here earlier

Posted at 10:08PM, Aug. 11, 2007

Granted! You came here 1 half second earlier.

I wish I had a ducky named Pablo

Posted at 11:08PM, Aug. 11, 2007

Granted. Pablo is a very happy little duckling who has just learned to fly and has escaped. And its hunting season.

I wish for immunity to disease.

Posted at 11:08PM, Aug. 11, 2007

Granted! You're only immune to the common cold.

I wish my shirt looked more awesome.

Posted at 11:08PM, Aug. 11, 2007

Granted *incomming spam*

I wish I had a rat-flail

Posted at 11:08PM, Aug. 11, 2007

Granted! Your rat flail is eaten by my kitten mace.

I wish for taco bell.

Posted at 11:08PM, Aug. 11, 2007

Granted. I give you a fake taco that rings.

I wish I could think of somthing to wish for.

Posted at 11:08PM, Aug. 11, 2007

Granted! You think that you should wish for something to wish for.

I wish I had a mustache.

Posted at 11:08PM, Aug. 11, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately the mustache had you… ouch.

; )

I wish Jesus' name was Roberto.

Posted at 11:08PM, Aug. 11, 2007

Granted. But its so small no one nottices.

I wish for somthing to wish for!

Posted at 11:08PM, Aug. 11, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately that wish was to wish for another wish… thus never ending.

I wish Jesus would call more often.

Posted at 11:08PM, Aug. 11, 2007

Granted! Jesus never stops calling and you die from lack of sleep.

I wish Jesus would pay me what he owes me.

Posted at 11:08PM, Aug. 11, 2007

Granted. Oh and say hellow to satin for me.

shit forgot to wish

I wish to see a supernova

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 12, 2007

Granted! You see the supernova from the INSIDE.

I wish I wasn't so fucking sick, and could therefore go on vacation.

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 12, 2007

Granted! Now you have AIDS for no apparent reason.

I wish for the sky to rain ducks.

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 12, 2007

Granted! It rains rabid man eating ducks.

I wish my MooCow really existed

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 12, 2007

Granted! MooCow runs away and joins the Anonymous because he hates you.

I wish for Deadly Deadly Badgers.

Posted at 12:08AM, Aug. 13, 2007

Granted. They tackle and eat you, ripping out your entrails and taking away your manhood. Id say more but that's borderline nswf as it is.

I wish for nuts. Lots and lots of nuts. (Nothing perverted either. I'm looking at you shplane)

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