Shouldn't that be 1000th? Oh, well…
That it should my friend, that it should.
So I editted it.
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Found yet ANOTHER Oblivion Gate in Elder Scrolls: Oblivion and decided to time myself to see how long it would take me to close the thing. Took me an hour. I probably would've been faster if I knew which world I found myself in. And those broken corpse smashers didn't help me much; was forced to find another way to that sigil stone I'm supposed to grab. Luckily for me I managed to prepare by enchanting another Dwarven bow. Still 20 charges, but a bit more lethal now… 90 points health drain, 19 points frost damage, and a soul trap ability so I can keep the thing charged.
That storm has gotten closer, but I still gotta work tonight. I fear for the friends I have on the northern islands as they're about to get slammed by this monster of a storm. Worse, it's forcasted to turn into a SuperTyphoon within the next day or so. I hope it passes the northern islands before it turns into one… :(
I just nearly ran over a small family. I'm turning the corner on my way home, and there is a pretty large blind spot as some shrubbery cuts off most of your view. I'm not really going too fast to turn the corner, but a little faster than I should because some cunt in a F150 has to show of his balls by tailgating me (hilarious considering I'm already five miles over the speed limit on a narrow road, no I'm just moving too slow for the rest of the world). Regardless, I turned at an acceptable speed, one that should realistically put anyone in danger.
yet, as I turn there is some pack of idiots walking in the MIDDLE OF THE ROAD with a stroller and their backs turned to traffic. There is a sidewalk, wide too, and they're using the middle of the street.
Do you desert fucks think? Do you have any god damn sense? I can see small mistakes every day and let them slide but this is a total disregard of common sense. I could have killed your baby because your retard ass thought that the middle of the road was a fucking pedestrian walk way.
This is dog dumb. I should have run them down as opposed to honking my ass off to get these vapid fucks to move, the world would have been much better off without them.
We'd all be maniac if we had been on this site for two years :PIndeed.
You should have seen the state of this place during the reign of the top drawer.
Sigh… those were the days.
See, I always thought it was the "Crypts". I guess not.Is that why you're the leader?
I should make my own gang.
Called…"The Manly Awesome Brutal Power Gang of Infinite Fury!!!"
And only girls can join.
Well, last night was interesting to say the least. I forgot how exhausting teenage boys are. I was practically baby sitting the whole night. Still fun, though.
First thing I did this morning was wake up and pop my christmas Cd's in my very old CD player, since they're not on my ipod. Don't ask me why I listen to Christmas songs two months in advance, it's just something I do. I love the feeling of Christmas. :]
damnit. i think i'm a negative, and my homework is a negative as well. every time i go near it, i get distracted and head towards somthing else. sigh. if ican change my orientation, i might get that done.
damnit that sounded gay.
also, i dropped the bomb that killed sadam.
oh, also i hate christmas before december. there's still two more holiday's to celebrate (depending on your orientation).
i'm going to go make a panel comic out of this.
God damn you Royal Mail, why couldn't you have your strike after I receive my flight goggles in the post? >:cThey got my new hat to me fast enough :)
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