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simonitro
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Ignore them even though they would annihilate the world.

I killed a moth, and then?

da_kasha
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Eat it. It will make a tasty and nutritious snack!

We were practising some block in Shorinji Kempo and the guy I was with was karate-chopping at my arm with all his might. Now the bottom half of it is covered in bruises and the top half feels like a wet noodle. What should I do?

simonitro
simonitro
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Well, good for you!

What are the best ways to become an evil overlord?

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Go and have some fun with it!


I just got bitten by a werewolf, a vampire, and zombie.

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You should be immune to AIDs with all that. You should go find out :D

I just applied to my first university.

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Don't apply for any more!


My eye's are starting to hurt from shooting lightning out of them.

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Don't apply for any more!


My eye's are starting to hurt from shooting lightning out of them.

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All you need is more power. Try hooking up a car batterie to yourself.

I joined Fightsplosion.

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Hope to be paired up against me.


I accidentally stapled myself to my neigbour's lawn-mower blades…

simonitro
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Turn it on and make some lovin'!

What should I eat for supper?

Aea Riga
Aea Riga
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Attempt to copy off a student while hiding in a giant ! box.

I fell out of my tree and landed on the neighbors cat. It MAY be dead. How do I avoid getting shot by a grandma?



Insizwa
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disguise yourself as a shoe horn.

Where do I get some papaya juice?

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Rob the local store. IF they don't have it steal the money and go online and buy it.

I have a headache.

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You probably aren't sitting close enough to the TV, you need to be about an inch away.


I start at my new school tomorrow… in the fourth quarter.

simonitro
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Try getting as much detentions as you can… that's the better way of a school life.

What would you do when you're bored?

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become a prostitute.

I became a prostitute.

cool guy
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Bang dudes only





I can't get any alone time with my girlfriend

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Kill her and keep her body in your closet

I can't find enough time to register to univeristies.

simonitro
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Give it up! It's hopeless! :(

Which weapon should I kill my neighbor?

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use your own body. Bite him, claw him and just beat him to death. That way there is no weapon for the police to use agianst you. No weapon no case :D

I've lost my scanner installation cd and I need it, what do I do?

therealtj
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Actually, you don't really need a scanner. Just open up your an imaging program and tape your picture to it, then save!

For some reason all the pictures I scan just save as blank white images.

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