The bad advice GAME!!!!

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 30, 2009

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Use Permanent markers to draw on the computer screen.




I have writer's block

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 30, 2009

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Take a knife to your skull to help dig that block out.

I'm procrastinating.

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 30, 2009

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Keep on going





I don't have any FM signal in my house for my MP3

Posted at 1:10AM, Oct. 31, 2009

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Well, you should deal with the dreadful music choices that you've got.

I need a fucking new job.

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 31, 2009

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Prostitution can solve a lot of problems.

No body can figure out who my avatar is.

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 31, 2009

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EDIT: DOOOOOY WAY TO READ THE TITLE RIGHT CROCTGAY, allow me to rephrase my previous post in to advice!
…Go on a paedhophilia crime spree, and hope that the person who busts you knows who your avatar is.


I have about 5 pieces of homework to do before monday….

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 1, 2009

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Procrastination








I couldn't go to the beach with my GF today.

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 2, 2009

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Just let me spend a little time with your girlfriend and you won't have to worry about going on dates with her. BWAHAHAHAHAH!

I need to finish my english homework

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 2, 2009

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Finish it in french





My mom wants to break my A7X CD D=

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 3, 2009

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Let her.

I have to go to bed and I'm hyper.

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 9, 2009

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Drink a few glasses of NyQuil.

I just got fired from my job and I'm nearly broke.

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 10, 2009

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Become a super villain.

I have insomnia.

Posted at 12:11AM, Nov. 15, 2009

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Bloodletting cures lots of ailments.



I locked a woman in my basement last week and now there's a funny smell.

Posted at 11:11PM, Nov. 16, 2009

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Set fire to the basement. Fire cleans everything.



I think I've developed carpel tunnel syndrome.

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 21, 2009

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Lift some weights.

I might have strep throat.

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 23, 2009

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Catch pneumonia and hope the two diseases cancel each other out.


I don't know what to get my sister for Christmas.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 17, 2009

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Dynamite never fails!

I need to make some money fast!

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 17, 2009

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Kill some hookers.

I need food.

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 17, 2009

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Eat an orphan.

My GPA is slipping.

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 17, 2009

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Hack into the grade system!

I am scared of Mexicans!

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 17, 2009

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Surround yourself with Venezuelans at all times.

I need to clip my toenails.

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 17, 2009

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Use a chainsaw

I have to get up early tommorow yet won't go to sleep.

Posted at 4:12AM, Dec. 18, 2009

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Take about 70 sleeping pills.

I need to get to work.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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Take your jetpack.

I need to get a date…

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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Wear a lot of cologne! Develop a bad laugh! Get castrated! Chicks love that.

I killed a hooker!