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MAFIA... and other forum games

The bad advice GAME!!!!

Posted at 3:02AM, Feb. 4, 2010

Move to an airport!

I need to get a girlfriend…

Posted at 5:02AM, Feb. 4, 2010

Get one from the cemetary!

My retarded school laptop is the only computer I have.

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 4, 2010

If it prefers to work alone then it can work alone in HELL! Smash it!

My connection sucks so back I have to use the Wi-fi at McDonald's.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 8, 2010

Eat at McDonalds everyday so you'll always have an internet connection.

My wireless connection keeps sending duplicate posts on the DD forums.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 8, 2010

Keep pressing f5 when you reply!

I have artists cramp!

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 8, 2010

Just type half posts!

I'm having a bad hairyear…

(EDIT) I posted at the same time,

My new tip is:

Stop making Art and become a clown!

I'm having a bad hairyear…

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 8, 2010

Shave it off!

Someone posted at the same time!

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 8, 2010

Stop posting when I'm online!

My dog took a dump on our sofa…

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 8, 2010

Thats not a dump. Its a preasent. Frame it.

Im having artist cramp!

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 8, 2010

Once again I encourage you to become a clown…

I've been enslaved by the Shi'Ar empire and I have to perform all day!

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 8, 2010

Steal Bill Murray lines.

I wanna become a clown!

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 8, 2010

you should have artists cramp!

Bill murray stole my jokes!

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 9, 2010

You shouldn't have tried to steal his jokes. Now you gotta kill him.

I don't know who I am.

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 9, 2010

you should become batman…

I can't stop looking at mattboy's new avatar…

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 9, 2010

Bleach your eyeballs.

I won a bet on the Superbowl and now the other guy won't pay up.

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 9, 2010

You really shouldn't do problems like that on this topic because you know every time that the answer will be "kill him" but I'll try to come up with a different solution…you should become batman!

Kroatz won't stop staring at my new avatar.

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 9, 2010

Get an avatar that stares back into his soul! Eventually he'll be driven insane and won't dare to look at your avatar again.

(And yeah, I guess your right. I'll try to think of a more original problem).

I can't think of a more original problem!

Posted at 12:02AM, Feb. 10, 2010

Kill yourself.

I can't think of a more original solution.

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 11, 2010

Become batman! (that's what you get for stealing my jokes Mattboy… Or should I say Bill Murray!)

I've been driven insane by the shiny avatar that looks into my soul! And now I can't look at Bill Murray's/Mattboy115's avatar anymore… OHNOOOOOOH!

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 11, 2010

Yes keep looking at my avatar!

Kroatz thinks I'm Bill Murray.

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 11, 2010

Change your avatar to a pic of Bill Murray and push him one step closer to the looney bin!

I just realized I've had the same avatar for almost three years!

Posted at 11:02PM, Feb. 12, 2010

Change it to a picture of a blind guy choking a midget.

I have become Bill Murry! Look at me!

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 19, 2010

Dress up as a zombie and sneak up on those kids in your personal theater. (Agh, Zombieland again!)

My sister only made fries for dinner and now I'm hungry D:

Posted at 3:02AM, Feb. 20, 2010

EAT HER BRAINS (zombies anyone?)

My comic doesn't get any views… sob… (HINT)

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 20, 2010

Sell it to hollywood for absolutely no money

My friend wants to kill me for loosing her ipod

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