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Dave7
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Hey, there's always Twitter! :D

My cat just opened a portal to hell and now I can't get rid of the demons that are pouring out. (Note: I can't kill the cat because she's an immortal).

Kroatz
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buy a kazoo!

my kazoo is out of tune…

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Just take some insanity with your prozac!

Zeph
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*Smacks with chair*

Kroatz forgot to post a problem to fix. (<-Thats my problem)

Zeph
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Go to his house and demand he reinact it or you will shave off his eyebrows.


I've missed mythbuster for the past year.

Kroatz
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Just skip ahead!

My head hurts because I was smacked with a chair!

Zeph
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-Smacks witha Chair- Hitting it twice cancels the first chair's effect. Or you might want to seek a doctor.

Kroatz might be dead from brain trauma by chair.

Kroatz
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Guurr dwarrelbluff pong Durrrrr…

Marbel tictac cowhat shoe?

Zeph
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How many times do I have to beat you with a chair? Get some aspirin, it might cure the headache.

Kroatz just don't succumb to Chair induced death.

Dave7
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Use a shovel. It's easier to control than a chair and the additional leverage lets you get more force behind each whack to the head.

I just ran a marathon after coming into contact with concentrated insecticide and now I have cancer.

Zeph
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Take some cyanide and call the doctor in the morning.

I just remember Cyanide is lethal.

Kroatz
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Start planning dave's funeral…

I just recovered from some chair induced brain damage and now Zeph is trying to hit me with a shovel.

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-Hits with a shovel- Dead people don't need advice.

I can't think of where to hide the body.

Zeph
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Hut down their IP and kill their dog.

Theirs an alien in the commerical to the right.

Zeph
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Give the bill to Aqua, he's a mod, he can cover for me.

What disguise should I use to get away from Funeral bills?

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