Thread "The bad advice GAME!!!!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 9, 2010

Join me in my hunt for brains (I'm dead too, DAMN YOU ZEPH, DAMN YOU!)

Braiiiiins… Muhrughl… Brains… (Translation: I'm hungry)

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 9, 2010

Eat a cow. I hear zombies like cows.

I am now being hunted by a British Agent eating zombie.

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 9, 2010

Zombies? Well, don't worry kind sir, I got just the cure for that! *pulls out the .32 Hunting Rifle* One of the best lines of defense against a zombie! And just for you, only 140 caps! I'm giving a good deal, It's in perfect condition, and I'm giving you a decent amount of bullets to go with it.

I blew up Raven Rock, the Enclave Base, and now the powerful remnants of the Enclave want my blood.

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 9, 2010

Lure them to the remnants of Capital Hill and let the Talon Company Mercs and the Supermutants deal with them.

Some jerk just shot me with a .32 hunting rifle.

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 9, 2010

Hunt down someone other than me and kill them.

I'm starting the next zombie appocolypse with a shovel.

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 10, 2010

Start it with your bare hands

Im getting bullied in school

Tell them about your emotions

I occasionally answer my own problems

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 10, 2010

Stop doing that…

I forgot to wear socks today, now my feet stink!

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 10, 2010

Take a shower, then the feet and the rest of you will be clean! And then buy a copy of Dr. Jeckle and Mr. Hyde (that now counts as bad advice!).

I killed a super-duper mart full of Raiders, where do i dump the bodies so Yao Gui and Rad-Scorpions and the what-not won't be attracted to the smell?

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 10, 2010

Dump them inside of Megaton.

I found the guy that shot me and he's an Enclave soldier, and I can't bite through his armor to eat him.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 10, 2010

Stand there and howl long enough for him to leisurely blow up your head with a Combat Shotgun.

I have to choose between being strong enough to lift a car, or never going blind. Which do I choose?

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 10, 2010

-Sprays pepperspray in your eyes-

Your choice is now clear.

That was actually acid in a can.

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 10, 2010

Buy more

I drank acid in a can.

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 10, 2010

Drink some more!

Same's a ginger.

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 10, 2010

Run, run away!

I got acid all over my mask, now what do I wear to the costume party? Aw man, that Super Mutant mask was awesome!

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 10, 2010

Wear a Brotherhood of Steel helmet and remember to invite the Enclave soldiers to the party as well.

My face just got ruined by a shotgun blast.

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 10, 2010

Fix it and Read No Heroes!

I've got the word Goobledoump in my head and I don't know where I heard it!

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 10, 2010

Just get something else stuck in your head to replace it, like the theme song for tranquility lane!

I just looted a Brotherhood of Steel helmet off a Feral Ghoul, should I wear this to the party, or should I sell it to buy a better one?

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 11, 2010

You should wear it, that way you can get all thos delicious ghoul skinflakes all over you!
Then you'd have something to eat!

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 11, 2010

-kills Kroatz with a toy panda-

Kroatz forgot to post a problem again… I'm running out of things to kill him with.

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 11, 2010

There's a panda lodged in my brain.

(I forgot to post a solution this time)