Thread "The bad advice GAME!!!!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 13, 2010

Abduct their poodles, and they'll pay any ransom.

They refuse to pay for Mrs. Poofypants back.

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 13, 2010

Return the dog, use the Mesmetron so they forget who you are, and after obtaining the lady killer perk, try to pick them up again, except this time WITHOUT kidnapping the dog as ransom.

Lucy West, she wants me to deliver a message. She says I get reward, but what I get I do not know, just that I get compensated. I had to go blow up a guys head when she was talking, so all I knew was I would get payed by her after the message was delivered, is delivering this message worth it? I don't even know the reward, does anyone know what the reward might be?

Posted at 10:03PM, Mar. 13, 2010

-cocks guns- Ever hear questions can get you killed? The reward is cheetohs by the way.

This is an airsoft gun.

Posted at 10:03PM, Mar. 13, 2010

Offer fan-art for the current Forum Fighters and the man you just threatened with an airsoft gun might spare you. NEVER DISPLEASE THE METTAUR WHEN HE IS TRYING TO EAT HIS NACHOS!!!

This dude made me spill my nachos, and says he will give me art for my current forum fighters if i spare him. Should I spare him?

Posted at 10:03PM, Mar. 13, 2010

Nah. If he wants to give you fan art he can give it from beyond the grave.

Not enough people have joined my new network!

http://mattboy115.ning.com/

Posted at 11:03PM, Mar. 13, 2010

Kidnap their cats.

I reused advice just altered the animal of kidnapping.

Posted at 11:03PM, Mar. 13, 2010

Stab yourself in the brain. That should give you some more variety.

My town has been overrun by ginger people!

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 14, 2010

Eat them, they taste just like gingerbread…. In theory.

The radioactive panda I kept hidden under the forum has broken free. I think it's Kroatz's fault.

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 14, 2010

Pop some Rad-X, guzzle the Rad-Away, and get ready your brass knuckles. This Yao Gui is going to be the fight of your life! Or you could just use the Railway Rifle.

In my high-school, we have good teachers, but not many teachers in general. What do I do?

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 14, 2010

Kidnap those good teachers and run experiments on them until you can clone them.

My head feels like it's going to explode.

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 14, 2010

Remove the radioactive panda lodged in it.

Same has no soul.

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 14, 2010

Give him yours

Same's soul dosn't taste very good.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 14, 2010

Try mine. (rips out his own soul and offers it to shirkersama)

I made a kickass harkovast dies video for the mafia game and noone said it rocked.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 14, 2010

Lynch D_Dude, no doubt he is spreading rumors that you are mafia, and therefore no one says it rocks. Destroy D_Dude the mafia man!

I know D_Dude is mafia, but noone will believe me!

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 14, 2010

Eat a bagel. It solves problems…ish.

I have no idea how to play the mafia game. (seriously)

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 14, 2010

Talk to Product Placement, he is like the master of it. Or check the first page of our previous game, it talks about the rules and stuff of a basic game.

I love locks and cream cheese on my bagel, but lots of my friends say they don't like the deliciousness of smoked locks. How do I convince them that is it the ultimate bagel topping?

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 14, 2010

EDIT: joke removed because of unneccesary rudeness.

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 14, 2010

Eat some cocks.

I think my teeth were removed in the middle of the night and put back because they don't fit together right anymore….

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 15, 2010

Just get them pulled.

I have the best page ever ready to be uploaded but Drunkduck is screwy on me again…

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 16, 2010

Upload it to ComicGenesis :-p

I just completely effed-up one of my midterms.

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 17, 2010

Study for next year, or take some Mentats until you black out. Or invent a super-invention to save world hunger, depends on how many you take.

I got killed for being a hero. Damn you Monkey! Plus, I just got this kid that wants to work for me, what skills should I see if he has? Already tried cooking (medicine) but he blew up the kitchen trying to use a can opener.

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 18, 2010

Teach him about slavery and how its wrong and that their masters should be stabbed in their sleep. Then take a nap.

I need Â£20

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 18, 2010

sell your kidney. you only really need one right? also, take a nap- sleep solves everything.

i have no real ambition.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 18, 2010

do nothing and expect it to come on its own

i have too much ambition that i cant follow through

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 18, 2010

Sell it to those with little ambition.