Thread "The bad advice GAME!!!!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 31, 2010

You should pack unpack everything yourself. Dont hire movers. Just hire a truck.

Its 3:42 and i cant sleep and i wanna get up early tomorrow.

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 31, 2010

Look at it this way. You're already up early! Just don't go to bed at all!

My bag of Goldfish crackers is about empty…

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 31, 2010

Buy some Narwhale crackers! Their just like Goldfish but with more bleeding of the throat!

It's supposed to snow tommorow :(

Posted at 10:03PM, Mar. 31, 2010

Get a really big hair dryer!

Now that shirkersama mentioned Narwals it got this song stuck in my head!

Posted at 11:04PM, Apr. 1, 2010

Get a ball-pin hammer and hit yourself in the head until the song falls out.

After looking at mattboy's new avi, I desperately want to bitch-slap a pikachu.

Posted at 11:04PM, Apr. 1, 2010

Here, you can slap mine. He won't care. Pikachu GO! *throws pokeball*

Dave7 is gonna get shocked.

Posted at 11:04PM, Apr. 1, 2010

Don't stop throwing the pokeball.

I feel like sometimes I give people bad advice…

Posted at 11:04PM, Apr. 1, 2010

Nonsense! Keep going the way you're going!

Pikachu! NO! Don't do that!

Posted at 2:04AM, Apr. 2, 2010

Uhm… shoot it with a shotgun is always bad advise isn't it?

I may or may not have not lost my possibly existing semi-imagenary friend.

Posted at 8:04AM, Apr. 2, 2010

Imagine a better one. Make him hunger for human flesh!

I am out of creativity. Should i go buy some Ahem! "creativity" from my local dealer?

Posted at 11:04AM, Apr. 2, 2010

Nah. That kind of creativity gives you cancer.

I just lost the game again…

Posted at 1:04PM, Apr. 2, 2010

Watch bleach all after each other. that'll clear your head.

My tablet broke.

Posted at 1:04PM, Apr. 2, 2010

Beg for donations, and promise fan art in return! Which will probably setr back your own comic even further, but hey! At least you'll get a new tablet! Whatever a tablet is…

Uh, I'm in a giant vat of caramel, is this a good thing or a bad thing? Because I need to get to a wedding in an hour…

Posted at 2:04PM, Apr. 2, 2010

You dont know what a tablet is because youre not an artist. Also you as a vat of caramel would taste sickening. Pour yourself down the drain.

Nothings wrong with me. Im just fine.

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 2, 2010

Run into your dads room naked screeming nuts for sale for a couple seconds then pull out some chocolate bars

I'm in luv with mattboy's avi â€¢~â€¢

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 2, 2010

Marry it. Then take it to court and file for devorce once you find someone else is using it.

My dad wont speak to me now…

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 2, 2010

Jump off your roof and then splatter while listening to a popluar emo song. "How could this happen to meeeee~"

An emo just splattered, am I supposed to clean this up?

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 2, 2010

Form a mosh pit around it. It will go away by itself.

Im aparently a splattered emo.

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 2, 2010

Rejoice! Now you don't have to worry about politics no more!

Yay! Mafia Games is going to happen soon! Who should I team up with? And no, not the fat hippo, he already has an alliance.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 2, 2010

Team up with the cheshire cat.

Also i dont worry about politics anyway. Im northern irish. You worry about politics you get asploaded!

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 2, 2010

Sane didn't post a problem! So he gets asploaded!

I am exploding people too often…I think I have a problem, do I?

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 2, 2010

kill yourself.

I have sh@t on my pants

Posted at 2:04AM, Apr. 3, 2010

How the f%ck do you shit ON your pants? you'd have to take them off, throw them on the ground and then aim carefully! my advice to you pato, is:
DRINK LESS! ;P

I don't know what ass-sploded is.

Posted at 4:04AM, Apr. 3, 2010

A-sploded. Like exploded. Now that you know whatit means use it al the time and in every single post. That wont annoy anyone.

I need to get a job to buy a car. But i cant find any that fit into my time out of college and i cant work weekends.

Posted at 7:04AM, Apr. 3, 2010

Ass-splode a bank. then you donÂ´t need to work.

My dog keeps staring at my soul.