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Mettaur
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Unless it is possesed, that means it is cute and lovable! Chicks dig the guy with the cute puppy!

I am having a difficult time deciding, what is more delicious, hot cocao, chocolate chip pancakes, or buttery, and I mean really buttery (with real butter, not butter flavored oil) popcorn.

Kroatz
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Throw it all together and Ass-splode it, that way it all smells like shit!

My dog is possessed.

Kroatz
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You should have given it a funny hat. (pretty nice though)

Dave7's cat won…

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Put it on your roof and call it a gargoyle…

My eyes are glowing…

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Stuff it's enthrails back in.

I don't have a problem.

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Think of the game!

I made Matt lose the game…

Kroatz
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Eat him.

Matt loses the game again.

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Buy invader Tim instead!

Dave and Mattboy are threatening to kill me!

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*Shoots Kroatz in the face with a shotgun* There! Now you don't have to worry about threats anymore.

I have a term paper due next Wednesday but I just can't motivate myself to get started.

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Replace it with a robot arm. They don't get tired.

Dave7's always sleeping when we're working on the comic.

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You need to keep more caffeinated drinks at your place! Get some Mountain Dew! :-p

JSCervini keeps running out of Mountain Dew when we're working on our comic.

Kroatz
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Stop trying to get it.

I have a cheeseburger for a hat.

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And that's a problem, why?

My spoon is too big.

Mettaur
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Use it to gouge out your eyes. Then jump off a roof of a tall building with a popular emo song playing "How could this happen to meeeeeee-"

SPLAT!!!

Some dude just splatted on the street, should I loot him?

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