Thread "The bad advice GAME!!!!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

Ask her to throw a shuriken at your head.

A girl keeps flirting with me.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

Ask her if she wants to "wrestle".
(EDIT: that was originally for zgenstru, but i guess that works out.)

My cat was eaten by a chinese man.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

Jump on his stomach repeatedly to make him cough the cat up.

This guy won't stop following me.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

Then you eat the man duh!

There is beautiful lady Samurai in my Backyard and she has Ham instead of Beef.
*GASP*

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

Take her katana, cut off a finger, and tell her to get beef. She won't mind if she's missing a digit.

A little puppy did a number two on my shoe.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

well go number one on the puppy.

There are more beautiful female ninjas hidden in my basement.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

Pretend to be a pirate and attack them, theyll love that.

my stuffed animal is posesed and it just attacked me!

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

Stay still while it attacks you. It should go away when you stop screaming from the pain.

My arms is broken.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

You're bound to get one of those nifty handicap parking signs now!

I'm going bald.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

Nothing a few cigarettes can't solve.

I want the new Tales of Symphonia game but it has not come to America yet.

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

Go to Walmart and find a game that you can play while you wait for Tales of Symphonia. Remember that five-fingered discount!

I'm allergic to toothpaste.

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 6, 2008

Try to cure that allergy by eating exorbitant amounts of chocolate.

I am cold.

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 6, 2008

douse yourself in petrol and light a match

I got bit an angry raccoon and I think i have rabies

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 6, 2008

Wait until you find out for sure.

I've accidentally swallowed myself.

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 6, 2008

Take some Tums.

What do I do when my tire pops?

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 6, 2008

Pop the others so you're symmetrical

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 6, 2008

I need more manga paper.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 6, 2008

Barge into your neighbors house and take every type of paper so you can have more than just manga paper.

I have a knife stuck in my leg.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 6, 2008

Yank it out. If it starts spurting, drink some orange juice.

My computer is out of RAM.

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 7, 2008

Go to a farm and get some more rams…

I think… that the sky… is WAY TOO BLUE!

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 7, 2008

Throw filled paint cans up in the air hoping one will hit the sky.

My wallet got stolen at the mall, how will I find the theif?

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 7, 2008

What you do beat uo everyone in the mall.

The beautiful female ninjas are back again! D:

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 7, 2008

run and scream like a little girl

I can't seem to get money

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 7, 2008

Go to the bank and yell at the tellers. Tell them you need lots of money.

My knee hurts.

Posted at 11:01PM, Jan. 7, 2008

Go up and down the stairs 10 times with your knees… refuse to use your legs.

I want a Coke.