Thread "The bad advice GAME!!!!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 8, 2008

I know a guy. Meet him on the corner of 40th and Girarde. Make sure you're not followed. He's got the best in the city.

I gave bad advice

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 8, 2008

Continue telling people this so-called bad advice. They know your advise is the best and freest around!

Someone stole my stuff!

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 8, 2008

You beat/kill everyone in town til you find the stolen object.

The perverted female Samurai is still here and she keeps making me eat mustard chicken with diet coke and salad D:

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 8, 2008

Say "mmmmmmmm"

I want pizza.

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 9, 2008

Draw some pizza toppings on a metal plate.

I want to learn how to make stuff in 3-D(the Red and Blue stuff)

Posted at 3:01AM, Jan. 11, 2008

Buy some crayons. Then you have a whole veriety of colours not only red and blue!

I need a new pen

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 11, 2008

Use blood instead.

I think I twisted my ankle…

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 11, 2008

Walk it off.

I broke my scanner. again.

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 11, 2008

Sell it on eBay.

My guitar amplifier isn't working.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 11, 2008

Just go to a concert and take one of the performing band's. I'm sure they won't mind.

I need a new job

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 11, 2008

Apply for a job and feed your boss scorpian stings.

I'm hungry.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 11, 2008

You see that cat next to you? Fry it and eat it. I bet itll taste just like chinese food.

My foot is missing…no seriously where'd it go?

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 12, 2008

Just go to a department store and take a foot off a mannequin, then duct tape it to your leg. No one will no the difference.

I don't want to do my taxes. What do I do?

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 12, 2008

Kill your tax taker and bury him in the backyard.

My shoelaces are untied!

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 12, 2008

Run real fast.

My laptop has no power… =(

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 13, 2008

Steal some power from you neighbor… (kill him if you had to) and put all the power in your laptop.

This day is boring… I want to have fun.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 13, 2008

Do like most little boys and imittate Grand theft auto

I want to laugh but I have no motive

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

Go out onto the streets and kick someone square in the nuts.

I want a chinchilla

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

Richard Gere has some hidden away.

It burns when I pee.

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

fight fire with fire. burn your gentila off so that it won't hurt anymore when you pee!

I hate my family. what do I do?

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

RUN… Runaway and never to look back and come to me, sweetheart.

I want a basketball.

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 16, 2008

Kill the Lakers, and steal their balls.

I must survive!

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 16, 2008

Survive in HELL!!

I want to go back to Canada.

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 16, 2008

stick yourself in the fridge.

my cat smells bad

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 16, 2008

Lock it in a fire safe with one hole and slowly fill it to the brim with desanitizer.

My butt itches.