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jissai
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let someone rape it



my medicine bottle ran out

Klarga
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Ask your doctor about placebos.

I herd u liek mudkipz, but I don't…

Djeinus
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Lie about you like mudkipz!

I am a 17 year old male human, which is now being beaten up by his 8 year old sister. Help!

Negima
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Tape it and post it on youtube. Someone will feel sorry for you.

I'm addicted to video games.

zgenstru
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Nothing a little grilled cheese won't solve.

I can't find any good manga to read besides One Piece and Bleach.

Klarga
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How about G Gundam or Megaman: NT Warrior?

I want a cookie

Klarga
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Then stop eating uncooked light bulbs. Put them in the microwave at least!

Ah miss mah bukkit.

Djeinus
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Then go rampaging in the local mall!

I need needles.

zgenstru
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That hobo down the street sells 'em for 5 bucks a pack.

No one commented on my comic.

simonitro
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Comment on your own comic and pretend it is from some different person.

I broke a vase… what should I do?

cool guy
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Eat the pieces no one will know



I'm posting this instead of doing my homework.

zgenstru
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Well then you should sue your teachers for giving homework in the first place.

Yeah uh I'm sorta having trouble in picking which manga series I should read next.

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Burn down a book store and read whatever survives.

So, my hair likes to frizz up in a really epic way whenever I so much as touch it…

cool guy
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Do like britney spears.

My friend Angel won't shut up!!!!

zgenstru
zgenstru
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Then silence her…. Permanetly.

I'm having trouble with photoshop.

cool guy
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Smash your head into it

Then silence her…. Permanetly
Angel is a guy…



Zgenstru is confused

Djeinus
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Spin around and watch "Magical Roundabout"

I am bored.

bluebot092
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then dont be bored!

i need to bring my mom back from the dead

Djeinus
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Imitate Fullmetal Alchemist!

I want bacon

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try to make bacon out of the roadkill that you find on the road.

Sometimes, I get the strange impulse to cut my moles off my body…

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Do it.

I find it rather annoying that the amount of pizza I am able to eat is dependent on the remaining space in my stomach. :/

iain_westy
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Sergicaly implate 2 cow stomachs into your digestive system, inbetween your uper and lower colon.


I'm afread that if i type too much I'll brake my fingers. what should I do?

fazz33
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If you break them now you wouldn't have to worry! Go for it!
My computer is running slow, how do I speed it up??

iain_westy
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place your computer on a tredmill and set the speed to high.

The voicese tell me to eat grass, but this confuses me, what should I do?

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