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Nintendude
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Barf up the penny and give to me.
That's how much this advice cost.

cool guy
cool guy
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Make it free




I had forgotten I made this game

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Claim you have short term memory loss and try to get a tax deduction

my throat hurts

Hakoshen
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It's obviously contaminated and it has to be surgically removed.

I have to spend the rest of the month working in a different region.

waff
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Learn every word and gesture that annoys the people in that region.you'll do great8D.

I'm trying to get hakoshen killed ('cos I'm bored) what do I do?

cool guy
cool guy
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Track him down (with google) and then kill him then shout in front of a police station "I KILLED *insert Hakoshen's real name here*!!!!!"



I need to do homework.

Walrus
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What're you ever gonna need homework for? It's not like it's for a grade or anything…


I have an cancer.

crocty
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Poke it.

I'm incredibly bored.

cool guy
cool guy
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Smash your balls. You'll be occupied for a while.







I got bakugan.

waff
waff
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sell it/them then.

I need advice

Hakoshen
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Keep coming to a webcomic webforum. We'll give you the most qualified, guaranteed advice you could ever ask for.



I'm sick of working in this new region, getting lost and spending 4 hours a day in a car. A car that stinks. How can I convince them to send me home two weeks early?

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Start to refer to your boss as "sweet cheeks" and inform him/her how sexually appealing you find his/her children. I guarantee you'll be home before you know it.



The rating on my comic is in a free fall! What do I do?

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Start posting enormous rants that degrade (physically, mentally, and sexually) and destroy all of your fans' wills to live. That'll help!

I found a large rock and am in the vicinity of a group of shabbily protected old people. What do I do?

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glue googally eyes on the rock and attempt to sell it to the old people

what should i do for spring break?

cool guy
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Make Bombs disguised as Eggs and plant them in a Kindergarten Playground.






I can't draw female legs.

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Wander around downtown asking random women to show you examples to work from.

I can't find a decent job.

Posted at

Prostitution pays well.


What's the best way to quit smoking?

BffSatan
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Take out your lungs.

I have a maths, a physics and an IPT exam this week.

cool guy
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Bring a flamethrower to school. Burn the teachers that are going to give you the tests.





No one's on MSN right now.

waff
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start stalking


how can I Improve my luck?

cool guy
cool guy
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Find a leprechaun









I have to go to bed now.

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Sleeping is a bad habit, best not to start.








I've got some really nasty gas right now, what do I do about it?

cool guy
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Go to a really small room and fart there.





I'm going to run 800,400, and 200 meters for field day

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forget how to tie your shoelaces five minutes before the race

i need a way to make money

Mr Helpful
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Rob a bank, but don't disguise your self

I can't draw worth crap.

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