Thread "The worst pickup line you tried to use is...." in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 13, 2008

well … this one is the one my mum used to pick up my dad at a club back when my dad acctually had hair on his head itÃ‚Â´s really strange but oddly enought it worked!
mum:"hey, how tall are you?"
Dad:"1,80 Cm. why do you ask?"
mum: "great because my bed is only 185 Cm long."
and then they had my brother and got married YAAAY

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 13, 2008

I have never used a pickup line, although I am excellent at rejecting.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 14, 2008

but anyhow, my favorite~ anti-pick up lines XD

"Hey baby, what's your sign?"

=D

do people still use that?

how about this one?

are those space pants you're wearing? cause your body is out of this world.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 14, 2008

Ah, I've never used one…but I heard this little interesting pick-up line from a source I can't really recall. I just remember it, because…yeah…

"I like my women like I like my coffee…ground up and in my freezer. What about you?"

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 15, 2008

One that worked

"I know you have a boyfriend, but I'd really like to kiss you sometime."

One that did not work that night, but worked later on:

"Do you want to sleep with me?"

"Uh know"

"Cool, let me know if you change your mind"

a few months late she did.

Posted at 10:05PM, May. 15, 2008

Ah, I've never used one…but I heard this little interesting pick-up line from a source I can't really recall. I just remember it, because…yeah…

"I like my women like I like my coffee…ground up and in my freezer. What about you?"

I always said I like em' bitter with a spoon in em.

Yuk yuk yuk. :)

-W

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 18, 2008

I'm glad I brought my library card cause I'm checking you out!

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 18, 2008

Your father must be a terrorist. Cuz you are DA BOMB!

Posted at 1:05AM, May. 19, 2008

I usually am the one who gets hit on.

Same here. I can't keep them off me. Its like cats.
The less attention you give them, the better your lap looks.

Ditto. and I've heard some pretty lame pick up lines…

here's the following that has been tried on me in the past:

Him: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me:No
Him:Want one? Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
Me: "…….." (thinking right here that the last line was corny as fuck)

said by one guy.

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

only said by one guy.

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

asked this by at least 5 guys.

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

number of guys who has used this: 3.

Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.

this one guy in an group was actually using this on me…

You're so hot, your ass is on fire.

said by 9 guys in various ways on seperate occisions…..

granted, that last line wasn't so lame and it was actually flattering. It would had worked on any other girl, just not on me…. I'm very diffcult to impress.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 19, 2008

Wow… that's a lot of bad lines… and I thought mine was bad. >_<

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 19, 2008

"I am soooo drunk and lonely. Wanna go out?"

I wasn't actually drunk, but I was tired and I couldn't think of anything funny or witty.

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 23, 2008

" hey, are you greek? if you are then you must be a greek goddess!"
i just got a strange stare then. i dont know if it was because of the bad pick-up line or because she didnt know how to respond to another girl hitting on her ^^;

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 23, 2008

I haven't really hit on people. They tend to take my weird humor as me hitting on them which spurred:

I should jump you in an alley and in about ten minutes, you'll be screaming for more.

I kind of shuddered… especially because I like womens. And… he was… crossing a line for me.

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 29, 2008

OK…

I should jump you in an alley and in about ten minutes, you'll be screaming for more.

is really, REALLY creepy. If you maced him (and I'm leaning towards smashing him across the face with an ancient weapon of war over a spray) it would have been justified.

I've never been hit on, nor have I ever used a pick-up line. Well, unless you count online, then the #1 pick-up line was "Are you a girl?". And people used that one on me… CONSTANTLY.

Ow my head.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 29, 2008

Meh - something along the lines of "Wow, you have a gorgeous neck!", but to add to this seductive charm was the fact that I was twice the girl's height and very very drunk.

I probably came over as scary as that "jump you in an alley" line…

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 29, 2008

vous etes la serpente agitee entres mes cuisses.

also,

je pense vous reniflez mes chousette.

I think it was just because my French was so bad. :(

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 29, 2008

vous etes la serpente agitee entres mes cuisses.

You (pl) are the serpent enter my thigh??

je pense vous reniflez mes chousette.

i think you(pl) should sniff my sock???

Thats the best French i could translate.
Anyways the Lines;

"If i flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

"If i said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?2

"I'm like a rubix cube baby, the more you play with me the harder I get"

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 29, 2008

I tend to look vulnerable and then run away when people talk to me. That doesn't work incase you're woundering. Then again, I don't really go out drinking much. Mostly only the uni pub crawls, and I know all of the people there anyway.

Now I'm depessed.

Posted at 12:05AM, May. 30, 2008

Okay this one worked for realz! (even though its supposed to be worst ones, its pretty cheesy even tho it worked >.>)

Me: So if you were a pirate, would you have your parrot on this shoulder (touch her shoulder nearest to me) or THIS shoulder (and the arm goes around her shoulders) ?

Her: (thinking, me chilling with my arm around her shoulders and grinning) this one (she taps the one where my hand is)

Not really a pick up line, but once she realized what was going on, it got some laughs.

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 30, 2008

"So,… you into comics at all?" *crickets chirping*

BUT one I got to work and it was straight off of ST:TNG

She said "What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a woman before?"

Me: "I THOUGHT I had…"

Thank you Commander Riker.

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 30, 2008

"Did it hurt when you fell out of Heaven?" Didn't work, got a polite laugh though.

Two choice examples from a friend of mine:

"They call me Fred Flintstone - 'cuz I can make your Bedrock…"

"Get yer coat, love. You've pulled."

Neither worked, and they didn't get a polite laugh either :D

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 30, 2008

The pirate/parrot one would totally work on me - I'm a sucker for pirate jokes.

Posted at 10:05PM, May. 30, 2008

One of my girl friends got chatted up by a guy in a gay bar. She waited until he had bought her enough drinks and then told him to bugger off.

Posted at 6:06AM, Jun. 1, 2008

^ see that's just not playing fair. poor guy.

Posted at 9:06PM, Jun. 1, 2008

i don't think…i've ever tried to use one of the common annoying pick up lines, though this one time this really handsome guy was browsing through the fantasy section of the bookstore i frequent (so i know bloody everything right? lol) and i stood up and went like

" hay, you know~ you look like an elf lord straight out of Dragonlance, which is to your left btw, good series."

*failed epically* XD