Today I dreamt that I was a part of the TNG crew.
there was this faceless alien who took over the ship, and brainwashed just nearly about everyone on the ship into thinking that he was the captain of the ship.
The only ones who wasn't brainwashed was me, captain picard, Data and worf. And we had to go into hiding, because otherwise the other crew members would stun us and bring us to the alien.
For some reason, the Captain ordered that all of us do a gratuitous shower scene… so all four of us wound up sharing an shower together while we continued to talk about the alien, and to figure out what he was up to.
But then some other crew member came into the public showers, and we were discovered.
Then in the blink of an eye, all of us were fully clothed, dried, and standing before the alien.
It was then the Alien revealed his reason to take the ship for his own–he was the last of his own kind, and since humans were the closest to his species biologically, he decided to impregnate the whole crew, even the men in order to produce more of his kind.
Picard then came up with an solution to his problem and then the incident was resolved peacefully, much to the disappointment of worf and me. We both wanted to get into a good fight, it seems. I just wanted a chance to use my phaser gun, which I hadn't even used for this whole time.
I remember worf clearly saying: "oh come on! I haven't even had any good-fashioned hand combat in a month! As an kinglon, I feel myself growing weak."
and I responded: "I wanted to use my brand-new phaser to blow up something! I haven't used it this whole time, How do you think I feel?"
And that was the end of the dream.
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What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?
A few days ago I dreamed that I uncovered a conspiracy at my University to train Idiot Savants to do supernatural things in order to take over the country. Of the two specific folks I saw, one could lift anything on the face of the earth, and the other could create project images of geometrical shapes in the air. Strange enough.
I argue with the several professors that have started this organization, and in time I escape and report the incident to the American government. Soon enough to trade is busted up and I am a hero around campus. And just as that is happening, I get a phone call from Barack Obama.
President Obama says that because of my discovery, they are going to turn my university into the new White House. So Barack Obama moves down here, we hang out, and Florida Gulf Coast University becomes the White House.
Strangest. Dream. Ever.
Strangest dream I ever had was being trapped in a red car with my siblings while some guy who was trying to kill us all was driving. But he kept trying to kill us in odd and really ineffective ways. Like…with a balloon sword, and then throwing toy cars at us. At some point he went away and the care changed into an animal…though I can't remember which kind. And we all made our way back to a house I haven't lived in since I was 6, where saw I dog that's been dead since I was 5 alive and well again. And for some bizarre reason Batman chose to visit…but in a pink version of his suit…because I guess he thought it would be more frightening then black. *shrug* I have no explanation for this…
There came a knocking at my window, I was in bed. Outside, was a floating corpse. He was covered in maggots and he had long, greasy hair which hid his face. His torso was floating, so his limbs and head hung limp. I gave him permission to enter. He then described how he was going to eat the back of my neck and head, and how when he did this, he would vomit maggots.
The rabbits killer
I remember a dream that was freaking weird.
I was walking on the road.
I saw the bust moving, I got near of it and I saw a rabbit.
It jumped on me and starts to eat me, like if a bear was attacking me or a wolf.
He rips off my right ear and I saw the blood on the grass. I started to run but then there
Is more rabbits coming out of the bust and then, I end up there. Killed by a group
of rabbits.
Oh jeez, every single dream I have is just way too messed up. If people saw most of my dreams, they'd probably sign me into an institute.
Anyway, I'll just pick the most recent one…
Lets see, I was Altair from Assassin's Creed but I had magical girl powers which granted me the ability to turn into a giant fluffy wolf and fly.
The Swedish apparently decided to take over the snow covered forest that I resided in and I (Altair) brutally murdered every one of them on their big, badly built boat. Then I laughed as the boat sank in a river.
The Swedish got angry and chased after some girl where I told her to jump on my back as I turned into the fluffy wolf and we flew away….while sparkling.
I had this dream about a year ago now, and I have forgotten most of it. I'll start off from where I remember (that's always a good place to start):
The Spanish American War didn't end with Cuba and the Philippines, we went all the way to Spain itself and was pretty much kicking ass. I remember there being two armies, (I wasn't much of a factor near the end of the dream, which is the only part I can remember) and they separated and went different ways. They eventually met up again but one of the armies was captured, and aparently the other was also surrounded now.
A screen appeared out of nowhere and a voice talked and showed images of bearded men, important men apparently who run the government. Saying the entire war was a lie and that they were led into it. (I had just finished reading the book 1984) Then the voice went demonic and my own ears began to pop constantly and everything went red. (assumed death?) But the demonic noises continued and I freaked out and woke up.
This did not stop the noises or the popping of the ears, my breathing was intense but shallow. It eventually went away, but that became my #1 freakiest dream ever, and only because of the end, I have had several other dreams that have freaked me out, but not that much.
Last night I dreamt I was being chased by a really fast Pyramid Head. I was yelling how excited and happy I was that he was chasing me. Somehow I kept just managing to jump out of the way of the great knife as he tried to cut me up and avoided all the nurses too. All the Silent Hill monsters scare the hell out of me so god knows why I was so damn pleased having everything want to kill me!
i'll keep it short cuz my dreams are ridiculously vivid and usually come with story lines~
weirdest one so far would be the time i drempt i was at a circus carnival kinda thing~
my two best friends were there and my boyfriend, thing is…it kinda ended up being a nightmare~
My best friend was a scary clown
My other friend Sar was a depressed wreck in a teddy bear suit (the kind that give you balloons) and my boyfriend ended up being a violent drunken DJ
o_o dunno…
Whoaness…some messed up ones here!
Katch, your sounds like it would make an intriguing comic.
Like…Donnie Darko + Friends + scary carnival music looping in the background…
My oldest remembered dream involved the Virgin Mary sending the Guards from Wizard of Oz ("Oh-ee-oh! E-OOOH!") in the Mos Eisley Cantina. I kid you not - I was delighted and terrified and scarred for life. It sounds like a Mad Libs dream if there ever was once, but it was so vivid. Thing is, I never found out how I ticked Mary off for her to send her goon squad out, but whatevs - she never caught me. Freakin' cyclone of mixed messages in the mind of a 6-year-old gay nerd, is what that was. Yeesh.
I had a recent one that was morbid and sad, but sort of touching. There's this customer at work I've been talking to a lot lately, went to elementary school with her son. She just came back from a vacation. In my dream she visits me at work. I ask her about her vacation. She says it was fun, but the plane crashed on the way back. She died in the crash–and she told me this herself right before she smiled, waved, and proceeded to shop in the store. I was filled with this feeling of, "Wow, she just died and could only manifest to one person and she chose me…I'm so touched!" I dunno where I got that last part - waking delusions, I suppose.
A few nights ago I had a dream where I was playing my epiphone Les Paul (that's a guitar for thoose of you who don't know) and I thought to myself, "gee, maybe I should play a different guitar in my large collection. (I don't really have a large collection of guitars, that would be cool, but I just have the one) But then I realised I had foolishly left them all by the bank of the Brisbane river. OH NO! I ran to start picking them up and put them in my house, some of them were on some kind of boat/lighthouse (a mix of the two) and it was drifting away. I jumped onto the boat/lighthouse and began to pick up the guitars, just then I realised my girlfriend was about to fall off the boat/lighthouse (I don't actually havea girlfriend, but in my dream I did, as well as the large collection of guitars, so this was a pretty awesome dream.) Anyway, I saved her but lost a guitar. (or maybe it was the other way around)
My dreams mean nothing.
I had a little fun dream a while back.
Now anyone who looks at my stuff knows I likes me them zombies. So one day my brain decided to show me a zombie movie.
There were a few of us - about 5 I think - all standing in an office in the city. It was cucicles as far as the eye can see. We are standing at the window looking down at the scene below - people were turning into zombies, the running kind, and were chasing people down and eating them. So we were safe up in our office with all the zombies down there and us safe up here.
But there was a catch. The zombies had developed an extremely acute sense of smell, and we watched them use it to track, hunt down and mutilate some people. Then someone took refuge in our building and the zombies were storming the place.
We ran. For some reason I was calm - the others followed me cos I had a plan - get to the top of the building - there was something for us up there that will help. Unusually my brain hid what it was even from me.
We led the zombies a merry chase, locking doors, up the stairs, even at one stage prying open the doors of the elevator (power was out at this stage) and climbing the cable - the zombies seemed not so good at fine athletic stuff. Some people hid, others left the group, one fell down the elevator shaft, screaming the whole way.
Finally we burst onto the roof - at that stage there was just the two of us left - We could here the guttoral screams of the zombies climbing the stairs to our position. The other person looked at me as demanded to know my plan.
I looked at her as the zombies started running onto the roof towards us, and I told her my plan - what I was running up here to do.
I came up here to throw myself off - it was the easiest, least painful way I could commit suicide - I didn't want to die feeling the teeth of those inhuman bastards close around me.
This lady, this stranger, started crying and hugged me, then the dream ended, the zombies close, us standing on the edge.
That was about 3am in the morning. Had trouble sleeping the rest of the night…
Rarely had dreams before with a coherent plot, even less often were ones with an ending (only one other I can remember) so this one has stuck with me a while.
Personally I want to write it as a screenplay for a cheap (to make) zombie flick. What do people think?
I had this amazing dream once… it wasn't particularly weird (my dreams are always very weird) but it was very moving. I woke up so sad!
It was about this man on a cruise ship that floated in the sky, and he meets a woman there and they fall in love. They spend countless blissful days on the ship, but grow restless. There's an astrological phenomenon scheduled to appear soon, and the way that people travel in my dream is through these warp hole things. So they decide to get away, to risk it all, as a way of testing if they're meant to be together. When it's time, they jump from the deck holding hands, and float into a tunnel of water. Their hands get slippery and drift apart, and when the man wakes up, he's naked, on a cold gurney, in a dank and dimly lit room. He jumps up and searches for his girlfriend, and then finds her body, flayed, her empty skin laying in a garbage. She's been butchered like a steak, tied into little parcels.
The end!
this isnt the weirdest one i've had, but i just had it about 30 minutes ago.
there was all this other shit that happened before hand, but the more vivid part is towards the end. i was in the room i used to have when i was a kid and the door knob made a noise when i shut it all the way, which prompted a man waiting at the end of the hall to run down and bust into my room.
he was a well built new york mobster type in a leather jacket that wasnt to flashy. he talked like a new yorker anyways. he hudled me in the corner of the room and said he was going to rob a bank and if i said anything he'd kill me and he said it like he'd be happy to do it. as he was talking he held a small pistol up to my mouth and i was scared shitless.
i said i wouldnt tell and as a promise that i wouldnt, he could break my arm. i was crying and shaking and he said yeah, of corse he's gonna break my arm, but he didnt do it right away. he took my arm in his hands and kinda played around with it while he talked and tried to keep me scared. he was bending my arm around as if to show me the different ways he could break it. and finally i got so scared i couldnt take it anymore i threw my foot up to kick him in the head and when i did, i actually kicked really hard in real life and woke myself up! hahaha!
i woke up in the dream before i made contact with him i think, but i'd like to think i knocked that bastards eye right outa his damn head.
I had an dream about an zombie infestation just like 20 minutes ago.
It started off with there being this weird Alien parasite thing that looked like an mixture of an really sick-looking baby (the head and arms part), an slug, and the roots of an plant. It would slowly inch around, and if it felt that it needed nourishment, it would actually put roots into the ground to suck up moisture out of the ground, or if there were corpses around, the roots would dip right into the corpse to suck out the blood and other nourishment that the corpse had.
It just so happened that this parasite was in an forest, and it had chanced upon the corpse of an mother doe who had defended her baby against some sort of predator. apparently she won, because the baby was still laying around close to its mother's corpse, even though it was dead. Anyway, it started feeding off the corpse… and then when it was done, it inched away.
However…. the parasite had passed on something obviously, because the corpse of the mother doe started to move, and get up. The baby deer went to her, thinking that its mother was still alive, and it wanted to suckle some milk off her.
The zombie mother deer just stared at it's baby for a few seconds, and then suddenly started tearing into the soft flesh of its offspring!
The sounds of the baby deer was loud, agonizing to hear and it attracted some hunters. They were completely shocked to see the sight of an mother deer eating its' young, when normally they were peaceful grass-eaters.
They also knew right away that the mother had to be dieased, with the wild way it was acting and all the wounds on it. So they shot the mother right in the head, and then did the same to the baby so that it would have a quick, painless death.
They didn't know it was an zombie disease though, so they took the corpses to the local animal center to find out what had caused this strange behavior.
Meanwhile, the parasite had inched it way slowly out of the forest and into some grazing lands of some horses. The horses didn't like what was going their way, so the horses started stomping the parasite to death. So the zombie infestation should had stopped right there.
But… there started to be birds circling the skies, seeing an free meal when they saw one. So of course they started pecking away at the body of the parasite.
We see the birds who finished their delicious parasite meal start to act a little insane, pecking at other birds after half a day of only having ingested their meal. in their bird fights, they pass on the disease.
Pretty soon, the whole area had every diseased bird start to attack everything else… especially humans, just like in that damn "Birds" movie.
pets, and some humans started to get infected from the parts of them that had been pecked, etc. They die from their wounds because the infection spread fast. Then boom! It became an classic Zombie-infested town… with every able-bodied human looting for weapons and other supplies, boarding up their windows, or driving the hell out of there.
For some reason, The human zombies were the slow kind but they were also extremely intelligent…they actually worked in groups and seemed to make plans via some sort of telepathy in how to trap normal humans, etc so that they could eat the humans. They even figured out how to use weapons to compensate for their slow speed. They couldn't however speak, and their skins were this strange green color. so even if they didn't have any obvious wounds on them to tell us that they were an zombie, it was easy to spot them from a mile away anyway.
So anybody who had greenish skin was blown away to bits by the normal humans.
But the real danger wasn't them in a sense. it was the infected/zombie animals we had to watch out for… because while they were completely stupid compared to the human zombies, they were also the more rabid, faster kind of zombie. And since a lot of them had fur/feathers, we couldn't see if they had a greenish tint or not. This made it difficult to tell them apart from normal animals. I don't know why that is.
This was the part where I and other DD members here started to become more active in the "story" here. There was the following DD members in my dream:
Ozoneocean
Product Placement
Skullbie
Black Kitty
Iba
Humorman
Bravo1120
SeriousQuiche
Pitt-face
Ink Monkey
Aqua_nq
And nick guy.
Some of them I was able to visualize well thanks to their pictures in the "DD pictures thread", but mostly the rest looked just exactly like their avatars. So for a while there I actually thought we had Batman running around until "Batman" actually told me that he was Nick Guy.
The first thing I did was loot for weapons, Food second, and then an car last. I scored in getting some rocket launchers,an an machine gun with shitloads of ammo for it. So I was basically able to mow down the numbers of human and animal zombies with that.
I tried to join some groups for better survival, but they wouldn't let me be a part of their group because of the fact that I had my dog with. They were afraid that my dog was already infected, and were going to turn into one of those fast undead animals.
I tried to tell them that I had my dog sheltered from that when it first started, but they wouldn't listen. not to mention my dog was already useful to me… she could easily detect which animals were the zombie kind or the normal kind. so that saved me (and her) from getting attacked by the fast zombie animals.
So I decided to just hightail it out of town using the car that I had jacked. Unfortunately, I had bad luck with my car. it turned out that it was one of those Grandma cars… where it doesn't go too fast at all. To make things worse, I discovered that the human zombies had built barricades around the town a mile off, so I couldn't break though that with how slow my car was. So I was forced to step out of my car with my machine guns and attempt to break down the barricade AND the number of zombies by gunning them down. would had used my rocket launchers, but for some reason I found it slow and a pain in the ass to reload those heavy shells into my rocket launchers. and well, I didn't have time even though the human zombies were the slow kind.
It was then this Tank And this fast sports car came around. The tank blew the barricade and the zombies to bits faster than I could had hoped to do. And then it turned out that Bravo and Ozonocean had teamed up… Bravo was in the tank, while Ozoneocean was in that shiny new car, which he had stolen from an dealership.
they asked me if I needed any help with lifts to some military bunker they were going to hole up in. I agreed to that, but only if my dog could come along. I explained to them at how my dog could detect the zombie animals from the normal animals. and how she hasn't ever been bitten by any, so there was no way she was infected.
Ozoneocean agreed, saying she could be useful then. so I took everything from the grandma car, inducing my dog and then we drove off.
It was then other vehicles joined us, and it was the other DD members here that I mentioned. For some reason, the whole thing turned into some sort of race towards the miltary bunker, with people betting who could get there faster. Ozoneocean did the driving, while I did the drive-by shootings at the Zombies who would happen to be in our way.
I woke up before we even arrived at the bunker.
But it was actually a kind of cool dream. :)
I suspect that it must had been influenced by this thread though…
I dreamed I won the lottery once… Bad dream. Everything was wrong with it.
I could swear everything I purchased with that money was real: wacom cintiq 21ux, dell computer, cyberpower computer, 120" Flat Panel Screen 1080p full HD tv, A really huge apartment (those really fancy ones in New York), A bunch of games, 10 different cats, a life supplies worth of Internet Bandwidth, And some websites I wish I owned(drunkduck excluded).
When I woke up, I was rather depressed. But I wasn't emo :]~
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