Thread "What's your pirate name?" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 9:08AM, Aug. 21, 2007

Your pirate name is:
Calico John Rackham

Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 21, 2007

I thought Madscott was my pirate name

Posted at 9:08PM, Aug. 21, 2007

I got:
Your pirate name is:
Iron Mary Kidd
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

My name's not Mary o_o
Also I've noticed the Kidd's seem to have quite a large family on here XD

Posted at 9:08PM, Aug. 21, 2007

Dirty Bess Rackham
Apparently they want to throw my overboard
-not ment to be a pirate-

Posted at 8:11PM, Nov. 5, 2007

Captain no beard.

no relation to blue beard.

I have wooden arms, wooden legs, wooden EYEBALLS to!

Posted at 9:11PM, Nov. 5, 2007

NINJA DATTEBAYO

Posted at 8:11AM, Nov. 6, 2007

Mad James Rackham

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 6, 2007

Your pirate name is:

Iron Roger Flint

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 9, 2007

Your pirate name is:

Iron Roger Flint

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr

I wish i was him he sounds cool *sigh*

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 9, 2007

Savvy Sid

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 9, 2007

OHHH savvvvy :) and the guy who was on about puzzle pirates, its a child game by the way

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 9, 2007

Your pirate name is:

Iron Roger Flint

I wish i was him he sounds cool *sigh*

Not only do I sound cool, I am cool

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 9, 2007

i wish i was as cool as you *double sigh*

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 9, 2007

i wish i was as cool as you *double sigh*

I offer a handy 3-year 12-step plan on 'How to become as awesome as Rutger'

Current price is $99.99

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Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 9, 2007

My pirate name is:
Bloody Harry Flint

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 9, 2007

I offer a handy 3-year 12-step plan on 'How to become as awesome as Rutger'

Current price is $99.99

I accept creditards, paypal, cash and dodgy envlopes.

I will send you the dodgy envelope

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 9, 2007

Iron Mary Vane

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 9, 2007

I offer a handy 3-year 12-step plan on 'How to become as awesome as Rutger'

Current price is $99.99

I accept creditards, paypal, cash and dodgy envlopes.
I will send you the dodgy envelope

I'll be looking forward to it. Noone ever chooses the dodgy envelope…I'm all excited!

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 9, 2007

do i make the the dodgy envelope addressed to "rutger"? or is it Mr Dodgy Rutger?

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 9, 2007

do i make the the dodgy envelope addressed to "rutger"? or is it Mr Dodgy Rutger?

Attach it to a homing pigeon and tell it to head for the awesome. It'll find me.

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 9, 2007

ok coolio, the homing pidgeon is on its way to "awesome"

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 9, 2007

ok coolio, the homing pidgeon is on its way to "awesome"

I'll let you know when it arrives. Thanks for the application! You too can be as awesome as I am!

Posted at 12:11AM, Nov. 10, 2007

Your pirate name is:
Dread Pirate Flint

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Posted at 12:11AM, Nov. 10, 2007

Your pirate name is:
Black Harry Read

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!