We could already be dead…Well… technically speaking, night 1 is still in effect (must be daylight savings time <.< >.> ). Thus, if anyone hasn't send in their night action yet, I will still accept them.
We could inadvertantly dead-talk!
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Mafia XXIII - Back to the Basics.
Narration:
"Hold it right there!" said the police officer.
Crocty stopped to look behind himself, nearly messing himself in the process. Had he been figured out that soon?
"You dropped this." continued the officer, handing him his wallet.
"Oh… Thank you." said Crocty with a sigh of relief.
"Just doing my job" replied the officer with a big smile walked off.
Crocty hurried off, trying not to be seen. He was gonna keep quiet tonight, preferring not to risk his life this early in the gam… uhm… this early in the week.
Unbeknownst to him though, he was not alone.
The street light to his right was smashed all of a sudden, blacking out that portion of the street. Then the left one did the same, leaving crocty in the dark. What the hell was going on? A small shuriken, responsible for blowing up those lights fell to the ground next to him. No wait. That wasn't a shuriken. It was a small metal piece, shaped like a flying nocturnal creature of some so-
A cable snagged crocty's leg and before he could make sense of what had happened, he was flying into the air.
As he dangled upside down from a fourth floor balcony railing, a dark and mysterious creature approached him, staring him right at his face.
"Tell me what-" started the creature before clearing his throat, starting over again.
"Tell me what you know" he said with a deep and raspy voice.
"What are you talking about?" screamed Crocty.
"Wrong answer" said the creature and let go of the cable.
Crocty screamed as he went free falling but was jerked back up moments before he hit the ground.
"Who do you work for?" asked the creature with the intimidating and hard to understand voice.
"If I tell you, I'm as good as dead anyways" cried Crocty as his heart kept skipping beats due to this traumatic experience.
"I might do more then just kill you." said the creature as he grabbed his throat with his free arm.
"Gragh. How the hell did you know what I was anyways?-" asked crocty back "None of us had made any moves yet."
"Maybe it was a lucky guess. Or maybe I'm just that great." said the creature. Confident it wouldn't get anything from Crocty, the dark protector let go of the cable again, opting to let gravity take care of him.
[spoiler]Crocty the mafia hitman fell to his death.[/spoiler]
The loud "thudunk" made the Mayor jump. Was that someone to kill him?
"Meat shields! Protect your master!" he said, pushing one of his bodyguards ahead causing him to fall over the mangled corpse.
"Nice!" said the bloodied bodyguard "Good to know you're so willing to throw us to our death".
"Think nothing to it. Now that I have both you and the paramedics watching over my back, I have no need to worry about my life" said Harkovast proudly.
The bodyguard grumbled while dusting off what he could dust off and the Harko posse continued down the road.
"No! Please don't kill me" screamed the woman as the knife wielding arm came down upon her. The TV screen flickered and lid the room with a blue hue as the exited villager coughed up some pop corn that had gone down the wrong way. Killerbob emptied his glass to flush down the stubborn snack that had irritated him so, prompting him to go back in the kitchen for a refill.
When he returned the murder scene had stepped up in its intensity and Killerbob sat down to watch. This movie is turning out to be much more thrilling then he had expected.
"Look closely now. This is my favorite part."
"Shh. Don't spoil it." replied killerbob as he stared intently at the screen.
The maniac cut open the belly and dove his hand deep into the guts with all the gory details. The woman screamed in agony and terror as he started to pull out her organs one by one.
"Holy crap! You're right! This scene is intense!" said killerbob and reached out for some more popcorn.
Hold on. who was he talking to? He lived by himself. Startled the villager jolted from his couch to look around. There was no one else in this room that he could see.
"Must have been my imagination" he thought to himself and sat down again.
The brutal murder scene continued and become more and more revolting with each passing second. Jesus. How did this movie get passed the movie board? Hold on… Something was not right. That wasn't the same woman that was on the screen before he went into the kitchen.
"I popped in this tape while you were away. You do like it, don't you?" asked the voice.
"Who said that?" asked killerbob startled again.
"Someone who represents Fred. Fred enjoys his work very much and so do I. You don't seem to like it very much." said the voice. "Fred doesn't like it when people don't appreciate his art."
Realizing that he had just watched a snuff film with its creator nearby, the terrified townie ran for the front door. It had been jammed from the outside. The TV went dead, along with all other sources of light. Killerbob frantically reached for the light switch but it wouldn't work. He could now make out someone in the dark, slowly walking towards him.
"I hope you don't mind that I switched off your fusebox. Fred likes to work in the dark. He think it's more… intimate. You can really connect with someone that way."
"Who… who are you? Wh-where is this Fred" asked Killerbob, afraid of the answer.
"Fred will be here soon. He prefers that I set things up for him first."
The man in the dark suddenly stops and goes silent for a minute, then proceeds to approach Killerbob again. He reaches inside his coat and bring out a knife.
"Hi there. I'm Fred."
[spoiler]KillerBob the Townie suffered a long and painful death.[/spoiler]
"Take me Salsa. I'm all yours" said the gorgeous supermodel, lying in the sand. Her perfect tan suggested that she frequented these sunny beaches quite often and she was equipped with assets that would make the manliest of jaws drop to the ground.
"Oh boy." said Salsa exited as he wrapped his arms around the amorous beauty "what have I done to deserve this?".
"Enough talking. Do me now!" said the woman as she kissed Salsa passionately.
"Oh, baby. I want you so much." mumbled Salsa as he slobbered the face of his bedmate. Opening up one of his eyes, he came to realize that the model had been replaced with a grinning horse.
[spoiler]Salsa has been Horseheaded[/spoiler]
Unfortunately for some unlucky soul, a bomb has been successfully planted on him.
Elsewhere, a dark deal was struck and a button was pressed. Its effect will not be felt until the sun sits anew.
Night 1 is over.
Day 2 has begun.
The guy who killed Crocty is the vigilante, obviously, and there's also an obvious clue as to who he is. Or maybe I'm just that awesome at deciphering Product Placement's clever clues. Ahh, I feel good.
And I think that "unlucky soul" is a clue too but it could just be saying that that guy's screwed anyway. Anybody see a connection.
And the last sentence is supposed to mean something…I just know…
Anyone see a clue as to KillerBobBob? I'm thinking it's the psychopath or the Paranoid
(I'm saying all of this without looking at the front page so if I'm wrong, tell me)
Keep forgetting to tell Harkovast my role…whoops! I just told you all I'm a townie! Of noes!!!
Wow! My enlightened leadership has led us to success, already taking out a bad guy.
At the moment, based on evidence from many sources, I have determined to kill Seventy2 and Gullas in today's lynch, unless anyone can change my mind.
(And my mind is ALWAYS changeable!)
That is all.
Man, this is so exciting! Even more so knowing that I'm taking part in it! Already a Mafia is dead, and although we have suffered a loss, we shall overcome this! We must rely on the detective, he will figure out who this crazy killer is, and Salsa…I also am a therapist, need a session? Special this week: Gang related trauma, and being gnawed by animals. Who knows? Perhaps we shall slay yet another Mafia at the lynchings! I do have suspicions on that Gullas, and his Strange Meat…
Hark, the fetus said that they were townie. Didn't contact you to finalize it.
With 72, go all the way. No one likes him! >)
Random seems suspicious to me too. Anyone else? (or he could be the one with the bomb, whichever goes…)
And no matter who is mayor the alliance with the townies will always be called mine. Who agrees? :)
Okay, I am hearing evidence that Gullas probably isn't guilty. At least not guilty of the murders we have heard of here, he might be guilty of other murders that are yet to happen! (preemptive guilt, in my town you are assumed guilty in advance…saves time.)
So its seventy2 and probably therealtj (I never trust pardoners).
Any other wild accussations for me?
(Salsa, could it be the old "horses head a mafia to make yourself look innocent plan?)
That is all!
First votes are in. Here is the current lynch status.
Day 2 lynch vote (Double lynch!):
therealtj (7)
Randomdudeperson
harkovast
Seal of the mayor
Anthony Mercer
D_Dude
Niccea
rokulily
same (6)
I Am The 1337 Master
seventy2
Mettaur
Randomdudeperson
PoorBoyBlues
Anthony Mercer
Gullas (4)
therealtj
seventy2
Mettaur
Niccea
seventy2 (4)
harkovast
Seal of the mayor
D_Dude
gullas
Randomdudeperson (3)
I Am The 1337 Master
same
gullas
harkovast (1)
PoorBoyBlues
I Am The 1337 Master (1)
same
PoorBoyBlues (1)
rokulily
Crocy's lifeless corpse (1)
therealtj
Ugh! Seirously? Ok, yes, the shuriken is a DEFINATE clue pointing to me, but no, its a red herring. I'm pro townie, but I wont reveal my role to you all, you wont beleive me. No, I didn't kill anyone last night, nor shall i during this game except via lynches. As it has been said, the bat man parts are the REAL clues. Anyway, I'll send my lynch/lynches after I have time to read the clues more closely.
Ok, we know that the first one is the the vig, so I'm not touching that one.
Same killed Killerbob. He has a pic of a guy killing a women on his profile, and his comic is about two ppl in one body, or something like that. I only looked at one page, and it was enough evidence for me!
I've got nothing for the horse head.
I'm voting for Same and Harkovast.
Harkovast cause as much fun as watching TFGM die first day was, I don't like how you backstabed him.
And same cause the clue Random pointed out.
How the hell does the clue Random point to me?!
SURELY Random points to Randomdudeperson… Really! Also atleast someones reading my comic. Lol.
Ok, we know that the first one is the the vig, so I'm not touching that one.
Same killed Killerbob. He has a pic of a guy killing a women on his profile, and his comic is about two ppl in one body, or something like that. I only looked at one page, and it was enough evidence for me!
I've got nothing for the horse head.
And i think you'll find it awesome faces!
Well im dead anyway so i might aswell come clean.
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I ATE THE LAST DOUGHNUT!
So on a double lynch you can vote for 2 people, and the two people with the most votes die? Well, you know who I voted for. We can win this! Only three Mafia are left, then we got two whackos we have to deal with. Victory is near!
Thats mafia talk. Pretending to be a townie. Nice move.
SAME? YOU ATE THE LAST DOUGHNUT?! YOU BASTERD! my jelly cream, gone!
Nice vote tj. Nice vote. Kill im again!
Actually random you saw the red herring but not the real clue! At least for the vig. For Same killing Killerbob I don't know. It could be…who cares. I still want my motherbugging doughnut back.
Hark you're looking very untrustworthy as mayor. Being harkovast, having secret sources that you don't tell the alliance, being harkovast…
That's one of the few times I haven't been voted on to be lynched. A-M-A-Z-I-N-G.
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