I know what I'll be doing in my next job…With that security label and casual action pose, you look curiously like a fashion shop window display!Maybe even a Christmas window display! OZ would look GREAT in the Macy's display (they have nutcrackers, you know).
Hopefully I'll get off with an attractive female mannequin. ;)
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WTF? You don't commonly have kettles in America? Every house in Australia has at least 1, usually several. Electric or for the stove.
Ahahaha, you're pulling my plonker. Of course you have kettles.
…not the great big saucepans that are traditionally called "kettles" either…
BTW, what is a toaster oven?