That's it! Firstly Evil_Snuffkin, your mom isn't going to get paid tonight. And Riot, it seems like I've got her phone number. Hold on, it isn't. It's her weight.
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That's it! Firstly Evil_Snuffkin, your mom isn't going to get paid tonight. And Riot, it seems like I've got her phone number. Hold on, it isn't. It's her weight.
Haha. Oh, little boy, you don't want to play that game around here. Maybe you should go back to your little emo-friendly Zac camp before you get SENT home crying like a little girl who was just told there's no Santa. The Riot camp has lion's share when it comes to "Yo' Momma" jokes.
Also, you have your mom's phone number? I should think you would. What the hell kind of son doesn't have his own mother's number?
The kind that lets his mom go to bed with ruggedly handsome bearded heroes, that's who.
Oh, I guess that's you.
(Moral of the story? Be more specific when trying to insult me. I jump on strategic errors like that the same way your mom jumps on a half-eaten twinkie.)
Of course there is!!:kitty:"you get SENT home crying like a little girl who was just told there's no Santa."
There is no Santa….. :cry: :cry:
Well at least the magical pumpkin is still real…. right?
Guys, guys,guys…
Santa's only real for us. He doesn't deliver presents to fascists, though.
Apocalypse actually took place when Jesus died. Mr. Riot killed the four horsemen, and drove off in his van. ( I just replaced "T" with "Riot"!)
Mr. Riot once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
The substance used in the Disney movie "Flubber" was really just Mr. Riot's ear wax.
When Mr. Riot was 7 years old, he played T-ball in his town's little league. All of the other kids would make fun of little Riot because of his beard. One day, in order to send a message, Riot took aim and hit a line drive so hard, it hit an outfielder and obliterated the kid's face into dust particles. The child's lifeless decapitated body lay there with brain matter sprayed all about. To this day, Mr. Riot will pimp slap anybody who gives him any shit about it.
Zac is so depressing that before he was born, people only cried out of happiness.
Mr. Riot once lit a fart in the Sahara Forest.
Obi-wan trained Luke. Qui-gon trained Obi-wan. Yoda trained Qui-gon. Mr. Riot trained Yoda.
Riot commands all five lions of Voltron simultaneously.
Frosty the Snowman didn't melt; he was Chair'd to death by Mr. Riot
Most people say Mr. Riot's teeth are green from eating grass. But contrary to the popular belief, it's because he eats leprechauns for dinner.
Lol…true… No wonder Hitler was so angry…he never got any presents…O.o…Of course there is!!:kitty:"you get SENT home crying like a little girl who was just told there's no Santa."
There is no Santa….. :cry: :cry:
Well at least the magical pumpkin is still real…. right?
Guys, guys,guys…
Santa's only real for us. He doesn't deliver presents to fascists, though.
Oooooh…. I R HAPPY! :spin:Lol…true… No wonder Hitler was so angry…he never got any presents…O.o…Of course there is!!:kitty:"you get SENT home crying like a little girl who was just told there's no Santa."
There is no Santa….. :cry: :cry:
Well at least the magical pumpkin is still real…. right?
Guys, guys,guys…
Santa's only real for us. He doesn't deliver presents to fascists, though.
Apocalypse actually took place when Jesus died. Mr. Riot killed the four horsemen, and drove off in his van. ( I just replaced "T" with "Riot"!)
Mr. Riot once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
The substance used in the Disney movie "Flubber" was really just Mr. Riot's ear wax.
When Mr. Riot was 7 years old, he played T-ball in his town's little league. All of the other kids would make fun of little Riot because of his beard. One day, in order to send a message, Riot took aim and hit a line drive so hard, it hit an outfielder and obliterated the kid's face into dust particles. The child's lifeless decapitated body lay there with brain matter sprayed all about. To this day, Mr. Riot will pimp slap anybody who gives him any shit about it.
Zac is so depressing that before he was born, people only cried out of happiness.
Mr. Riot once lit a fart in the Sahara Forest.
Obi-wan trained Luke. Qui-gon trained Obi-wan. Yoda trained Qui-gon. Mr. Riot trained Yoda.
Riot commands all five lions of Voltron simultaneously.
Frosty the Snowman didn't melt; he was Chair'd to death by Mr. Riot
Most people say Mr. Riot's teeth are green from eating grass. But contrary to the popular belief, it's because he eats leprechauns for dinner.
As someone of Irish descent, I must say…
That leprichaun joke was the funniest shit I've ever heard. And now that an actual Irish person says it's alright, let's go to town on Irish jokes, too. :D
Apocalypse actually took place when Jesus died. Mr. Riot killed the four horsemen, and drove off in his van. ( I just replaced "T" with "Riot"!)
Mr. Riot once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
The substance used in the Disney movie "Flubber" was really just Mr. Riot's ear wax.
When Mr. Riot was 7 years old, he played T-ball in his town's little league. All of the other kids would make fun of little Riot because of his beard. One day, in order to send a message, Riot took aim and hit a line drive so hard, it hit an outfielder and obliterated the kid's face into dust particles. The child's lifeless decapitated body lay there with brain matter sprayed all about. To this day, Mr. Riot will pimp slap anybody who gives him any shit about it.
Zac is so depressing that before he was born, people only cried out of happiness.
Mr. Riot once lit a fart in the Sahara Forest.
Obi-wan trained Luke. Qui-gon trained Obi-wan. Yoda trained Qui-gon. Mr. Riot trained Yoda.
Riot commands all five lions of Voltron simultaneously.
Frosty the Snowman didn't melt; he was Chair'd to death by Mr. Riot
Most people say Mr. Riot's teeth are green from eating grass. But contrary to the popular belief, it's because he eats leprechauns for dinner.
As someone of Irish descent, I must say…
That leprichaun joke was the funniest shit I've ever heard. And now that an actual Irish person says it's alright, let's go to town on Irish jokes, too. :D
Here here! I'm Irish, so let fly the alcholic jokes!
Mr.Riot only drinks on the seven holidays: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
As someone of Irish descent, I must say…
That leprichaun joke was the funniest shit I've ever heard. And now that an actual Irish person says it's alright, let's go to town on Irish jokes, too. :D
Here here! I'm Irish, so let fly the alcholic jokes!
Mr.Riot only drinks on the seven holidays: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
That's the facts generator for ya!
I'm sorry…I couldn't resist…There was talk of drunken Irish people so Here… My two favorite drunken Irish people…Mr. Riot and my character Kisha.That may be going in my DD Profile.
OMG, the mess! Either clear that up Riot or take you shirt off XD
Drunk Riot ALWAYS leads to Shirt-less O'Clock.
Sometimes Pantless O'Clock, too.
"you get SENT home crying like a little girl who was just told there's no Santa."
There is no Santa….. :cry: :cry:
Well at least the magical pumpkin is still real…. right?
Of course there is no Santa! That mysterious bearded man you saw kissing your Mom that Christmas was Riot.
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