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Mr. Riot Jokes!
Riot's so attractive that even Aqua_ng wants him:
(Censored because its just too much for your innocent minds!)
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Riot's so attractive that even Aqua_ng wants him:OMG thats is the greatest thing I think I have ever seen…
(Censored because its just too much for your innocent minds!)
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Superman once looked up Riot's comic and cried himself to sleep.
Riot knows what Willis is talkin' 'bout.
Riot once downed a whole bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Riot eats steak and crps gunpowder. He uses the gunpowder for bullets to shoot cows with. This is known as the circle of life.
There are three sides to the force: Light, Dark, and Riot.
Riot can split atoms with his bare hands.
92% of the world's manufactured salt comes from Riot glaring at people, turning them into pillars.
Riot makes Chuck Norris look like a kindly old uncle.
Actually, Riot makes Chuck Norris look like Pipi Longstockings… by force.
Riot is slowly siphoning the awesomeness from the Power Rangers in greater and greater increments, which is why each new series sucks more and more.
Mr. Riot and Mr. T. walked into a bar. It exploded. No building can contain that much manliness.
The phrase "balls to the wall" is derived from Riot walking into any building smaller than an airplane hanger.
Every elected official has asked Riot for permission to run their office. This is because Riot has won every national, state, and local election in U.S. history. Except in the case of George Washington. Riot was hiking through Europe at the time.
Riot is responsible for overpopulation. He held a martial arts competition in China and every single woman within a 1000-mile radius was immediately impregnated.
Elvis wasn't allowed to be filmed below his waist. Riot isn't allowed to be filmed below the height of Mt. Everest.
Riot was banned from the maternity wards of all public hospitals. His overabundant testosterone causes early puberty in susceptible babies.
Riot pees sitting down. He is so well-endowed that he has to throw it over his shoulder.
Your mom has already been registered by Riot. She just doesn't know it yet.
That's it for now. Either I'll remember more Riot jokes or I'll replace 'yo mamma' with 'Zac'.
Riot, Mr. T, Chuck Norris and God once played Poker together. Riot win was so awesome that many things happened:
- Chuck Norris was so devastated that he asked Riot to put out of his misery. Riot, by pity, asked if Chuck would like to be his new weapon. Chuck Norris accepted and thus became Riot folded chair.
- God resigned and give his job to Riot. Jesus ashamed of his father disowned him and decided to be adopted by Riot.
- And what about Mr. T. ? I just pity da fool who isn't with Riot.
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It is said that even Zac is awestruck by Riot, and tried to grow a beard so he would be as awesome as Riot. But the beard is reluctant to grow as it only wants to grow on Riot.
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Well I guessed I picked a side, the only thing is that now I'll need a guide. :)
You know how in one of my referance pics, I use Riot for a hight comparason, and only go up to his knee(counting my ears I believe)? This is because his knee doesn't let me go any higher….
OMG….that just so friggen' sucked! >.< I'm terrable at jokes…*sits in corner and cries at own awful patheticness*
The Big Bang occured When Riot Decided to light a fart.
When Riot goes swimming, Riot doesn't get wet. The water gets Riot.
Riot doesn't own a house. He walks in to random houses and people move out.
Why? Because Riot says so.
Riot's dandruff is known as anthrax.
Riot copyrighted the word "Pain"
Jelly was invented when a bunch of fruit made fun of Mr.Riot.
Mr.Riot, Cause and solution of all of mankind's problems.
I've Seen The Future, and It's Mr.Riot-Shaped.
Happiness is a Cigar Called Mr.Riot.
Mr.Riot Tested, Mother Approved.
Thank Mr.Riot It's Friday.
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Mr.Riot.
Nature doesn't call Mr.Riot, Mr.Riot calls nature.
He comes, he sees, he Riots.
Mr Riot, pure lust.
There is no such thing as Santa, Just Mr.Riot throwing his garbage down your chimney.
Mr.Riot doesn't go mad with power, power goes mad with Mr.Riot.
I was bored.
It is said that under Riot's beard, there is no chin, but a 3rd fist.
Mr. Riot shot down one of Zac's Agents by pointing his finger at him and Saying "BANG".
Before the Boogyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed, and in his closet for Mr. Riot.
last one:
A blind member bumped into Mr. Riot. Riot said "watch where you're going". at the sound of his voice, the man could see. unfortunately, the first, last, and only thing he saw was Riot's Battle Chair coming for his face.
if this is bad…I'M SORRY
When Riot has to pay for his takes, he just sends a picture of himself.
(Moral of the story? Be more specific when trying to insult me. I jump on strategic errors like that the same way your mom jumps on a half-eaten twinkie.)God Bless Mr. Riot.
And now for one of my own.
God does not bless Mr. Riot, Mr. Riot Blesses God!
In the Mormon Religon, they say that it was The Angel Moroni who came to Joeseph Smith Jr. to tell him were the golden plates were, in all actuallity, it was Mr. Riot who told him. And that is what is in the missing 150(not to sure on that) pages of the Book of Mormon!
My bishop is gonna kick my heretic Ass for that one…
The next man destined for the LDS Presidency is not the first consulor of Gordon B. Hinckly, but it is Mr. Riot!
Another one that is gonna get my ass kicked.
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