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So I actually downloaded and tried out the Yandere Simulator.  It's fun.  And disturbing.  Your goal?  To get your crush to notice you.  The method?  To take out any rivals who get in your way.  And that can go from setting them up with another guy to murder… to kidnapping them and breaking them mentally…  And you have to do all this while hiding your true nature.  So if you kill someone, that means having to clean up the crime scene, disposing of the evidence, and taking care of any witnesses…

Well, then again you are playing as a psychotic love obsessed Japanese schoolgirl (a Yandere).   It'd be scary to think of, but what do other countries call a girl like this?

And now I'm curious as to what function (if any) this sort of psychosis has in biology.  And if it's a genetic thing (according to TV Tropes the mother of the "protagonist" of Yandere Simulator is also a psychotic love obsessed maniac)…

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Lonnehart wrote:
Well, then again you are playing as a psychotic love obsessed Japanese schoolgirl (a Yandere).   It'd be scary to think of, but what do other countries call a girl like this?
I don't know but Wayne called his obsessed ex-girlfriend Stacy a mental hose beast.  So I'd start there.

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That is so funny, Bravo. Oz, Banes, and I were recently talking about Wayne's World as it related to those cross-dressing Bugs Bunny photos you posted on the sexy character thread.

Garth: HEY Wayne, did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and acted like a girl bunny?
Wayne: No. (Laughs for about one minute) No.
Garth: I didn't either. I was just checking.

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Alright, so Oz has just brought to light an article about an art activist with the alias Wanksy in Manchester, England, who goes around spray painting penis drawings around potholes to send the message that they need to be repaired. How funny would it be if someone from Drunk Duck was up to these shenanigans? It would be really funny. So please behave yourselves, UK-based drunk duckers. That's right, I am talking to you, Ironscarf!

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Or Genejoke…
or absent Custard Trout… Zoe Stead…
I know! Call Me Tom… Skreem? Definitely Skreem.
Wanksy is the pperfect antibanksy.
 
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There are so many great comics around these days on DD. Featuring is getting hard.
 
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Not log now till I fly off to AThens! Can't wait to go there again, such a lovely city. Gotta get souvenirs and vist more museams. MORE. Love them. Gotta get another evil eye bracelet too… I like the one I got in Turkey, I hope I can get some from Greece. :D
 
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Happy Birthday Lonne!!!!

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I agree that the caliber of Drunk Duck comics is pretty high right now. The last time I went webcomic hunting left me with a great line up of potential future features.
 
Evil Eye amulets are great.
 

 
I have been amassing quite a collection of these great great charms from random sources. I believe the best places to get them are around the Mediterranean Sea, so Greece is a very suitable location.

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Is it Lonne's birthday? Happy Birthday Lonne.
 
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Drawing penises on potholes is one way to go, but my approach would be to try and integrate the pothole into some kind of relaxing setting, because it's not likely to get fixed for years. A nice art deco lido scene for instance, with bathers in period costumes sitting around the hole, attractive modernistic building forming the backdrop, maybe someone diving in from a high board. When rain fills the pothole, the whole thing comes to life and when the council come to fill it in, there's a violent protest and mayor Boris gets to use his new water cannons.
 
e: Apparently mayor Boris has been denied approval for his water cannons by the Home Secretary no less. Back to the drawing board.
 
ee: I wonder what became of Custard Trout?

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Oh gosh, you are absolutely right. That style of street art would be so out of character because it lacks any creative skills (but then again, it could be a red herring to throw off the masses).

On second thought, the UK-based drunk duckers that could most likely be the culprits are: crocty, Bekefel, or Aqua_ng.

Wow. I am going old, old school.

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That you are! Must admit I kind of miss the, what were they called - Khala Dan? They had their own sub-forum and matching avatars. Aqua_ng was a leading light, along with Black_Kitty?
 
e; I may have the wrong kitty.

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Definitely kitty17 and Pastel were instrumental in getting KALA-dan up and running.

Whoa, weird thought–all the members of KALA-dan are twenty-somethings now.
( ゚д゚)

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In other news Mayor BeBlasio of New York City dispatched an emergency team of public workers to to Havanna to fix potholes. (Not really but equivelent aid is being sent to Cuba now that realtions have finally thawed.)
Britain once again stands alone.

We licked Hitler, we'll get those bloody potholes.  Having fixed potholes in the past (another job Bravo has done in his vast experience) I'd be using cold patch to fill them in rather than painting dicks all over the place.  Useless wanker, when there's work to be done just paint a picture. What is he bloody French?

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I miss KALA-dan… At the time I thought they were very silly with their anime fan stuff.
But NOW I get it. Oh how I've grown up.
 
Pastel, Kitty17, AQua_ng and then gang were great fun in general. Beks and I didn't really get along, but that's because we were both stupid dicks.
We did make up a couple of years later though.

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Have you heard the news?
Pitface shaved her head BALD! O_o
She's as shiny as a cue ball! Scary.

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Yep.  Yesterday was my birthday.  I'm 44 now.  Gotta go buy a walking cane. T_T

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45 is definitely the best age, so just a year to wait you lucky so and so!
 

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Have you heard the news?
Pitface shaved her head BALD! O_o
She's as shiny as a cue ball! Scary.
 
I saw the part where she said she was going for a trim, but  I don't know if anyone was expecting this!
 

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ozoneocean wrote:
 
Have you heard the news?
Pitface shaved her head BALD! O_o
She's as shiny as a cue ball! Scary.
 
 
Ironscarf wrote:
 
I saw the part where she said she was going for a trim, but  I don't know if anyone was expecting this!
 
 
 
Such a shock! Bald as a coot!
Suits her though. She's a barve woman.

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Fearless! I wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of PIT, even with hair. She's probably done it so she can get soom kind of terrifying tattoo up there!

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I saw the part where she said she was going for a trim, but  I don't know if anyone was expecting this!
Everyone should try bald once in their life.  It's just such a pain when bald chooses you rather than you choosing bald.

She should take at least one picture of herself in full body paint waving a giant sword over her head.

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Insensative. I trusted you with that picture after I told you I started my chemo treatment.

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Pit, you don't get cancer you dish it out!
With headbuts from your shiny cannon-ball bonce!
 
I vote Pitface as the new Tankgirl.
…or Charlie Brown.

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R.I.P Pit's viking mane…
She's more streamlined now, modern, scary. This is Pitface 2.0 for the new millineum.  Sh's a killer Queen, dynamite with a laserbeam.
 
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Have you tried http://how-old.net ?
It's Microsoft's attempt to make an age checker for photos. Typical microsoft product… needless to say it doesn't work too well. My average age with it is about 56. No one's ever guess that as my age.
The funniest result was when I gave it a full face, clear image of me with a beard: THERE IS NO FACE IN THIS PICTURE! :D

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I love this site.



It guessed that I was a 19-year-old female!
(This photo was taken one hour ago)

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KALA-dan
Sounds like a bunch of losers to me.

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