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I thought, there's no way this stuff is ever going to catch on and learned to play guitar instead. Now Pong's children have taken over the planet.

I'm trying to remain calm. The UK has gone into total lockdown and I only have one lime.

One lime ! My God, the deprivation ! My lemon and lime trees have had a lean year, plus I haven't been out to collect them anyway (it's too awkward with a walker ! B-) )

I was saying to a mate, via email, in this modern world there are many of us pre-adapted for 'lock-down' : ME - with a transplant and compromised immune system, not seeing anyone, nor going out for days on end (although that went up a fair bit when I got a scooter) ; His son, James - a recluse, due to 'body dysmorphia', in the attic, who works online for some 'big' people (like the head of Vogue - God knows how he gets his clients) ; Japan's 'hikikomori' - already withdrawn and not getting out much….

SO many young people, who sit in groups around a cafe table and ignore one another, while texting other people, should be able to adapt to doing this alone at their own kitchen tables, surely…?

All those annoyingly fit crack-of-dawn joggers, walkers and cyclists are still allowed out to do so, as long as it is solitary (like it probably was anyway) B-)

….but there are SOooo many people who will suffer psychologically, with anxiety, cabin fever, etc. Maybe this is just more "Darwinism in action" though. If it goes on for a while, we might emerge a very different world

Hang in there, everyone !

-Ursine

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People seem to think self isolation means sitting inside 24/7. It doesn't. Go out for a walk, work on the garden. Use your iPhone or laptop outside.

No crowds keep six feet away from everyone. It doesn't mean sitting on the couch eating your snack of choice. Go for a walk, just distance yourself. Outside is as big as all outdoors you know.

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I cope with it pretty ok… But I have to go out for some things, on public transport 😷
I just HATE anyone who gets close to me.
"Stay the F*** away from me you bloody morons!" Is all that's going through my head on the train and bus.

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My neighborhood has been hosting themed walks almost everyday to keep the kids entertained. On St Patrick's day it was a shamrock scavenger hunt where people would tape a coloring page of a shamrock to their window and the kids were supposed to count how much they could find. Last weekend was chalk walk. Everyone was supposed to draw inspirational messages/pictures for their walking neighbors. Yesterday they had specific dog walking routes and times to make "a parade." Next couple of days is "Bear Hunt." I hid some teddies in my window and if none one spots those, they will definitely see the big wooden bear on our porch.

We also invented a new mythical figure. He is dubbed "TP Santa" and delivers rolls by drone. Cabin fever isn't an issue here.

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Crisis averted. Mrs Scarf was able to procure a bag of limes on her daily exercise walk this morning. Thank Allah for the Afghan grocery, I was afraid they'd be closed. Quinces are going out of season but it's a relief to know I can still get 6, 8, 10, 12 or 14 limes for a pound (offer changes daily).

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Crisis averted. Mrs Scarf was able to procure a bag of limes on her daily exercise walk this morning. Thank Allah for the Afghan grocery, I was afraid they'd be closed. Quinces are going out of season but it's a relief to know I can still get 6, 8, 10, 12 or 14 limes for a pound (offer changes daily).

Kudos to you Ironscarf for nearly single handedly keeping the "lime" in limey. :D

If having trouble figuring out your 6 foot social distance, sidewalk slabs are typically 3 feet across. The average person's pace is 28-30 inches. So just over two paces. Or if you both put up your arms and you can touch fingertips? Sidestep once and that's about right. Bricks are typically 5-6 inches long. Count six bricks lengthwise and you're the right distance away.

How do I know all this? Drill and ceremony manual in the Army and Medieval history. Wow, some useless information coming in handy!

Simple really.

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Thanks Bravo, one tries in trying times! And with a good splash of tonic of course, to keep the malaria at bay.



Totally flummoxed on my exercise walk today. I made my way to a local cemetery thinking it would be nice and quiet there and so it was. I walked up to the highest point but no sooner had I plonked myself down on my favourite bench than a car pulled up beside me and a middle aged couple got out. They then proceeded to light incense burners and started swinging them around all over the place, so that before I could take in the view I was enveloped in a perfumed fog. I gave up and went home.

Probably just as well. Our local hospital Northwick Park is now completely overwhelmed with cases. We live at the ground zero of UK coronavirus deaths and there's much worse to come, yet there were still people playing football in the park today.

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yet there were still people playing football in the park today.
There will NEVER be a shortage of fuckwits on this planet. I worked that out decades ago…

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Hahah, the idiots with the incense… Jeez… XD

At least we know you're unlikely to catch it from random people in the street. That's very low risk exposure really. The biggest issue is inside enclosed spaces, that's where the stuff on surfaces and floating in the air, and distancing is a real issue.

I still don't like being near to people outside but there's less risk there.

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That said, I was getting off the train today and there was a whole bunch of private school kids clustered around the door of the train. UGH
DAMN kids! They're the worst…
For one thing they're dumb.
For two these idiots are the ones with money and so are their parents, so they're very likely to have had a recent trip (frequent) overseas or know people who have.
Three- they cluster in groups.

They should all be tazed and dumped on an island :P

They do NOT practice distancing or anything safe, I genuinely hope they die from the virus.

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I still don't like being near to people outside but there's less risk there.


They should all be tazed and dumped on an island :P

They do NOT practice distancing or anything safe, I genuinely hope they die from the virus.
Being tazed and dumped on an island should happen to private school kids and their pain-in-the-arse parents anyway, regardless of pandemics …and, yeah, they crowd around - my daughter teaches years 10-12, was moaning about that on faceache earlier - and how they just laugh off being told about 'social distancing' She's asthmatic like I am (great genes!), so she doesn't want to get it from the stupid little bastards !

I don't want to be around people in/out or wherever. I hate humanity - like the squirrel, it's just vermin with good P.R. B-)

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BearinOz wrote:
I hate humanity - like the squirrel, it's just vermin with good P.R. B-)

At least squirrels don't complain about slow updates lol!

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@BearinOz- I hope your daughter will be ok!

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Still with the GF. Reconciled a while ago. She's even started psych appointments and improved a bit. But the drinking still happens… That will have to be dealt with -_-
It's sad to see someone change like that.

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I initially thought this lock in would make some extra drawing time, but being shut in with the family makes it even harder to do anything. I didn't realise how much I relied on grabbing fifteen minutes here or there and those moments have vanished for the foreseeable. This is probably a good time to catch up on some reading.

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Today I built a chicken coop out of an old dog pen. I never built anything before. I even drew the blueprints myself. The only tool I used was a pair of tin snips. Proud but tired.

I'm also covered in band-aids – don't even know why. I just kept finding blood dripping on the supplies while I worked. I couldn't even find the cuts, just rinsed and bandaged bloody fingers as I went along. :P

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@usedbooks- are you going to start raising chickens for eggs?

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My daughter's on acreage - half a hillside, basically - and it's like "Old MacDonald's" up there : 60 mango trees, chickens, lambs, some cattle bought for $1 a kilo, from one of our many drought-stricken farmers (that are fattening up nicely, I'm told). Both high school teachers (He: manual arts, She: Art and English) and now home with the grand-daughters, during COVID-19. He has a shotgun too, so I guess they're O.K. for the apocalypse B-)

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My sister in law raises chickens in an otherwise quiet suburban home. Lots of chicken raisers in suburbia. The quail didn't work out as the eggs are too small and fragile.

I've discovered the official Carol Burnett show channel on YouTube. In times of distress comedy comes to the rescue.

Social distancing is not easy, even for an introvert. I had just gotten used to being close to people and now I'm back to distancing.

However, my procrastination is live and well. All weekend to work on my comic and I did only a couple of hours and a lot of that was wardrobe and props.

I'm still working performing my essential service in an essential industry. So I still have my forty hours. :D:D

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I'm currently working from home in the midst of this pandemic. So technically, let's bring the call-center to the house lol. So now my parents can experience my anger LOL.

Not that I mind, taking 2 hour trips just to get to and fro is a break, plus an Uber there will take $22 out from my bank account. I think its one of them underlining perks of working at a call-center…you can take YOUR ENTIRE WORKSTATION home.

Anyone in my same boat?

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I'm doing home office too, Sometimes I need to go to the office but saving 2-3 hours just for the trip home-office-home every day is a plus. Just my laptop, a few documents and that's all.

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I'm doing home office too, Sometimes I need to go to the office but saving 2-3 hours just for the trip home-office-home every day is a plus. Just my laptop, a few documents and that's all.

You tech support, software engineer…?

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I'm a sales analyst in my team. We sell paint applicators and a lot of accesories/hardware for painting (and other stuff like security glasses,etc.) and we have different teams for hardware stores, paint stores, customers who need their own brands and self-service stores (like Walmart and The Home Depot) which is where I am. Our teams are relatively small, from 2 to 3 people, but in my team we are 6 because is one of the most important. I support our sales executives and our team leader analyzing sales reports and inventories and many other stuff. Since everyone have a laptop, home office wasn't a problem.

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My job was supposed to start May 10th. It will be June or later at this point. (The "busy time" for the park where I work seasonally is autumn.) The governor set strict stay-at-home orders for two months – which is good, because all the "rules" outlined are just what responsible people have already been doing.

Anyway, I also have a somewhat pleasant "problem" that just occurred to me. I have a litter of rex rats that I would normally be trying to find new homes for once they are weaned. But people who buy my rats often travel long distances from out-of-state, and I can't be encouraging that sort of thing. So, they are not leaving any time soon.

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My husband's call center went home. And I have remote access to answer calls from my office at home. I mostly do data/reports and quality checks, so my physical presence isn't needed. I check insurance applications our sales agents make to ensure everything is filled out. So, I have been going to the office once a week to trade out checked applications for unchecked ones. My boss has decided even that is too risky for me to catch something, so we are trying to go paperless on the fly.

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I wrote the article for today on time, and it didn't air on time because I put in the date wrong. DX I hate that when it happens.

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