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I think ill plan a holiday now shes not telling me what to do. Although I shan't board any air crafts.

Come to the netherlands!
We have ehm…
Windmills and ehm…
Beer! oh and pot too. and hot blondes, everybody speaks english, prices are about half of what they charge in the UK, The weather is looking good so far, most girls here are easy, the nature here is all green and such and we have the same stuff you have there!

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Is it better when the marriage goes on and on because there is no easy divorce settlement and the legal bill would equal the national debt? Go into the house and feel the tension and the barely veiled hatred and the two children who are suffering through this everyday. A divorce would be better.

I thank my lucky stars like Dean Friedman that I met Mrs. Ironscarf. 25 years since I first saw her in that dodgy indie wine bar (I know I know, it was the eighties) and we still laugh together. Thankfully she didn't have her contacts in that night.

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Come to the netherlands!
We have ehm…
Windmills and ehm…
Beer! oh and pot too. and hot blondes, everybody speaks english, prices are about half of what they charge in the UK, The weather is looking good so far, most girls here are easy, the nature here is all green and such and we have the same stuff you have there!

You know? I would love to visit the Netherlands someday. I especially want to see the windmills. I've been fascinated with those things as a child.

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You know? I would love to visit the Netherlands someday. I especially want to see the windmills. I've been fascinated with those things as a child.
I can only recommend it!
Windmills aren't that special though, they get pretty boring after a while. I used to work in one as a tourist guide. All those tourists must have taken about a million pictures of me…

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I have decided. I want to be an art teacher. But not one of those grumpy old timey art teachers. Like a funny one. Only minus the funny. Media is beginning to seem like a no no. I havent shown a lot of artistic ability here on the duck but I am actually a good artist (Believe it or not, lol.) Point is lifes going nowhere. I can do a national diploma in art followed by a honours degree or something.

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I have decided. I want to be an art teacher. But not one of those grumpy old timey art teachers. Like a funny one. Only minus the funny. Media is beginning to seem like a no no. I havent shown a lot of artistic ability here on the duck but I am actually a good artist (Believe it or not, lol.) Point is lifes going nowhere. I can do a national diploma in art followed by a honours degree or something.
i think you're a great artist.
and probably would be a good teacher.
go for it.
cause all art teachers are crazy.


Trying to write some songs now. With all the emotions they should flow out and every one should say fuck in it at least once. It's a rule with angry songs.

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I have decided. I want to be an art teacher. But not one of those grumpy old timey art teachers. Like a funny one. Only minus the funny. Media is beginning to seem like a no no. I havent shown a lot of artistic ability here on the duck but I am actually a good artist (Believe it or not, lol.) Point is lifes going nowhere. I can do a national diploma in art followed by a honours degree or something.

Do EET!
Teaching is wonderful, mostly in high school, that's where you can see most kids develop their skills. It's kinda funny, my art teacher was called Frank too…

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I have decided. I want to be an art teacher. But not one of those grumpy old timey art teachers. Like a funny one. Only minus the funny. Media is beginning to seem like a no no. I havent shown a lot of artistic ability here on the duck but I am actually a good artist (Believe it or not, lol.) Point is lifes going nowhere. I can do a national diploma in art followed by a honours degree or something.

Do EET!
Teaching is wonderful, mostly in high school, that's where you can see most kids develop their skills. It's kinda funny, my art teacher was called Frank too…

Netherlands time paradox?

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Speaking of weird shit. I was using voice recognition to "type" up an assignment.

Notice it starts getting deep and anecdotal.

for my personal development I have looked at the way that I have been learning different kinds of alternatives methods of building a better understanding of MY own skills while the captain of Arkansas, and acts as rein act narrating I watched the King's reasons happening-and and on Clinton once a rooms between and treatments and and I will have and actions the last moments of all your work grant nine unveiled a clue clear survivors of an your servant and also have a chance that the size and and are actually society as a key

i got a phone call after skills

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I have decided. I want to be an art teacher. But not one of those grumpy old timey art teachers. Like a funny one. Only minus the funny. Media is beginning to seem like a no no. I havent shown a lot of artistic ability here on the duck but I am actually a good artist (Believe it or not, lol.) Point is lifes going nowhere. I can do a national diploma in art followed by a honours degree or something.

Do EET!
Teaching is wonderful, mostly in high school, that's where you can see most kids develop their skills. It's kinda funny, my art teacher was called Frank too…
The kids without the ability to form even a straight line, most of the kids you'll teach, always hate the teacher.

Those with talent will usually think they're better than you and probably won't listen to you. Those with talent and don't think they're better than you don't care much for art and won't really go forward with it.

Being an art teacher seems like hard work.

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I have decided. I want to be an art teacher. But not one of those grumpy old timey art teachers. Like a funny one. Only minus the funny. Media is beginning to seem like a no no. I havent shown a lot of artistic ability here on the duck but I am actually a good artist (Believe it or not, lol.) Point is lifes going nowhere. I can do a national diploma in art followed by a honours degree or something.

Do EET!
Teaching is wonderful, mostly in high school, that's where you can see most kids develop their skills. It's kinda funny, my art teacher was called Frank too…
The kids without the ability to form even a straight line, most of the kids you'll teach, always hate the teacher.

Those with talent will usually think they're better than you and probably won't listen to you. Those with talent and don't think they're better than you don't care much for art and won't really go forward with it.

Being an art teacher seems like hard work.

That's not the experience in my art class…maybe it depends on the teacher? The only kids who really seem to be a problem are the ones who take art because it's "easy" and they need a credit. But most of those kids get weeded out in the first year of high school, when they realize they actually have to do work to pass the course.

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I'm tripping balls. Without the influence of drugs! How? Forcing myself to stay awake/ So far its been 3 days since I as much as lay down. Everything's all wavy.
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Bah, it looks like we might get fired… the entire line.

At best, it'll be dismantled and we'll be spread among other lines (and who knows what task I'll end up with)

At worst, the entire line gets sacked.

Options in the middle: new workers get the kick, the old ones who worked on otehr lines are kept.
OR those who got a warning of some kind (for something they did) will be dropped and those with clean accounts will be kept
OR just the ones working in the assembly part of the line will get the boot (some of them deservedly, some of them not)
OR just the ones who actually were at fault of everything being late/broken (kinda doubt that…)
Or just at random, I don't know…

Anyway, currently our line slipped back to the worst line spot, so yeah, I can see why they'd like to do it…

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I'm tripping balls. Without the influence of drugs! How? Forcing myself to stay awake/ So far its been 3 days since I as much as lay down. Everything's all wavy.
……………………
Why are you doing that? Sleep is a good thing.


And I get that wavy thing when I look at electronic red digital alarm clocks for some reason. I see the eights flicker to zero if I'm at a distance. I'm not even that tired when it happens…

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One of my kitties keeps having accidents. I found puddles a few times in the last couple days. I think it's places where he's been sleeping, so apparently he "wets the bed." I need to break him of this somehow. He knows how to use the litterbox, and he even cries if he has an accident, so I think he knows it's "not right."

Sigh. If I wanted to clean up puddles, I would've gotten a puppy. :P

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One funny thing? One of the major causes of a cyst on the epididymitis is too much testosterone and the cyst is often excess semen
Not enough sex? D:

Today…so busy. So frelling busy. ugh. Why is it ALWAYS on a Friday?

Aaaaaaaaanyway. Comic Con in SanDiego next month. I might see if I can get over there. Anyone else going?
Can I stay with you? ^___^
I'm a wonderful house-guest, very considerate etc.

Wowio have some groovy stuff planned for DD there.


.. this new uploader is going wonky on me though :(

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Can I stay with you? ^___^
I'm a wonderful house-guest, very considerate etc.

I'm not going but you can stay with me, It's only a 10 hour flight to the con from my house!

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Can I stay with you? ^___^
I'm a wonderful house-guest, very considerate etc.

I'm not going but you can stay with me, It's only a 10 hour flight to the con from my house!
Kroatz. Owner of his own jet. Its parked in the drive.
I would go. But moneys low.

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Kroatz. Owner of his own jet. Its parked in the drive.
I would go. But moneys low.

I have another one but it's in the shop. I'm having the wheels outfitted with some bling.

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Kroatz. Owner of his own jet. Its parked in the drive.
I would go. But moneys low.

I have another one but it's in the shop. I'm having the wheels outfitted with some bling.
Look a that motherfucker shine!

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Real kick-ass jets ain't shiny. They're all business.



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My kick ass jet IS shiny.

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^ Ha! I thought the s mark on the ground was a swatstika for a second.


Robot Unicorn Attack just got really popular in my school. REALLY popular.


And it was my last day of school today. Didn't have to go but I did and it was FUN.
Didn't really go to class, played rock band, hung out with the best two teachers ever, that kind of stuff.

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My kick ass jet IS shiny.

You may as well paint a giant bullseye on your jet and scream "SHOOT ME!!!" to your enemies. :)

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