My favorite online game in the world (not counting forum games), has nazis in it. Not as some NPC to kill for a quest, but a group of players got together, call themselves FallschirmJager Team (some fuckin number, they have different teams i think), and kill anyone not white and christian in the game. Fuck it.
urbandead, if you want to go kill them they're in Roywood. Fuckers.
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Rant, Moan and Rave - 2010 edition
I heard these diet pills result in anal leakage, which conjures up a horrid image of brown stained underwear.They prevent one from absorbing fats, but all that grease has to go somewhere so one basically leaks and shits a metric ton of orange oil.
I became aware of this because someone I was on vacation with was taking alli, and we all had a nice big meal. They went to sleep in the car, and when they woke up-
So it was a long drive, a very long drive. I mean that literally. About 12 hours. I wouldn't recommend it
My favorite online game in the world (not counting forum games), has nazis in it.edit: oh right, the other day I totally saw some Aryan Nation style guys at Whataburger with prison bods and white power tattoos. They were sitting there shirtless so I could see all their swastikas. it was vaguely surreal to see this outside of shows about prison.
so in short, I've on occasion seen more than I cared to
I'm going to take it as a "not interested" on the portfolio sharing/review thread question. I kinda figured most people wouldn't be interested since it's DD and everyone here is a hobbyist, but I thought I'd ask anyway.I think most people missed it ;)
Easy to overlook stuff here man.
My pro work is stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid and I hate it. >:[
I don't know why… probably because I'm tired of it and it's not very creative… and when it does get at all creative it just means tons more work so I hate it even more.
So that's why I didn't jump.
I'd love to see your work though! :)
So it was a long drive, a very long drive. I mean that literally. About 12 hours. I wouldn't recommend itHa! That is revolting! :)
Why am I so excited?
Because the broken wah pedal I won on ebay has arrived!
What am I gonna do with a broken wah pedal?
I have no idea: guess I didn't really think this one through. It'll look nice next to my unwanted billiard balls.
Why am I posting this as a series of questions and answers? Because it helps me to delude myself that a total stranger would actually be interested in my inane ramblings.
I do that with all the antique trousers I get from Ebay. :(
Maybe I'll go and get them altered to fit one of these days… But I don't want to damage any really old ones.
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Ooh, I have a real rant:
1. Had to design a football themed flyer… That's Aussie rules football. That goes entirely against my religion (so to speak) in terms of design! What I like to go for in design is style!; understated elegance, coolness… whereas anything to do with sports has to be crass, ugly, obvious, in your face, visual shit all over your your frontal lobes- in design terms. Especially Aussie rules.
2. People talking about Pizza in the office today…But not real pizza, oh no- desert pizza!!!! Marshmellows, honey, cream, chocolate etc… on Pizza! O_O
As well as other atrocities like eggs and such. It's a sign of the apocalypse!
That's not pizza, that's so weird f***ing concoction that only crazed pregnant ladies in the last few months of gestation and or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles should ever be allowed near.
Don't throw together a pile of crap and call it a "pizza" or a "burger" or a "sandwich", just don't.
Don't.
And Dominoes make some of the worst "pizzas" in existence.
They're so pricey now, freaking wal-mart is selling a darth vader costume that is 700$Well… that's because we're talking about high quality costume, meant to look exactly like the costume that was used in the movie.
Here's a 55$ version of the exact same thing.
o_O. And wow thanks wal-mart, i always wanted to be a prostitute from avatar:Oh… my… god…
…
...it's out of stock.
man i had a sad dream this morning. scary shit's allright, hell its even kinda fun afterwards. but this was just sad, and the weird thing is i didnt have any of the foresight that ussually comes with dreams, i had no idea what was going to happen in the dream.
anyways,what happened was: i'd just decided to be become an EMT (emergency medical tech) and got called on my first body recovery, which was in a church. on the way there, since i hadnt seen a body yet, i was wondering how young or old it was, how decayed it would be, basically trying to brace myself so i wouldnt get weirded out. well the ambulance gets to the church, and we all get out and go into the building. there's people there waiting and the body is in between the podium and the organ to the side, and it's covered with a white bedsheet. the guys i went in with take the bedsheet of her so they can take her vitals. i can only see her chest and down because the podiums blocking her. she seems about middle aged, dressed nice for church,dark blue clothes i think, a little ragged already but still allright, and to my complete and utter fucking amazement SHE SITS UP!
She sits up and kinda looks dazed around the room, almost trying to mumble. almost like a zombie, but much more real. she wasnt trying to eat anyone or anything, she was just kinda there. The other EMTs explain to me that this is what a dead person actually is, that even though they are dead, it can take the rest of the body a while to catch up, or something like that, and that their levels of consciousnes can vary.. she finally dies completely and we take her away.
there were a few otherbody pick-ups like that, but the last one was the worst. there was a a girl, kinda around my age, kinda gothy looking. a little chubby with a black mushroom cut, maby a few strands of color in it. and she's dead, but she's completely aware of what's going on around her and what's comming. so we get there, and she's trying to keep herself in good spirits. she's joking around a little bit and im trying to talk to her to comfort her until she finally drops. i remember at one point she told me, kinda jokingly, but also kinda scared that she'd "been dead for two days now and she could smell herself start to rot." She finally died after a while and i woke up shortly after that. was just a little different. kinda sad at the end.
there were a few otherbody pick-ups like that, but the last one was the worst.That would make an AWESOME movie Pit!
Like a really cool independent little cult film style thing, you know? That would be so cool.
- call it "nearly dead" or something and have the camera following "you" around as an EMT doing the pickups and dealing with the cases, exactly like in the dream. Could have a groovy indie sound track too. Not your thrash or death metal stuff though, it wouldn't really suit the mood, you know?
GREAT idea for a film! ^___^
The ending could be that "you" get hit by a car or something, people gather round… and as you try and get up you realise you're already dead and just waiting for the end. Then the EMT comes to take you away.
Perfect finish!
I would want that in my DVD collection.
I'm looking at halloween costumes now to take my mind off the fact that i'm putting off yet another essay. They're so pricey now, freaking wal-mart is selling a darth vader costume that is 700$ o_O. And wow thanks wal-mart, i always wanted to be a prostitute from avatar:
There are a lot of great constumes you can go as on the cheap. Two years ago I went as House for under 20 bucks. This year I'm growing a 'stache and going as Earl. If you're looking for something that won't cost you much, just try to think who you look like that you can pass yourself off as. The costumes that are homemade tend to be the best anyway.
Or you can go as a prostitute from avatar. Both are good options.
I've done some great home made ones.
The crow, granted I had the coat and long hair anyway.
Father Ted, greyed hair and a dog collar plus putting on an irish accent. This was for new years and I have never kissed so many women in one night. they loved the accent.
A disabled friend hired a superman outfit, yup superman in a wheel chair. people kept calling him sick until they realised he was genuinely disabled and not just taking the piss.
Speaking of which… can't you hire an outfit rather than buy one?
I'll be on the Carribbean cruise for Halloween. One rule of thumb for costumes: NO PIRATES. We'll be hooking up with a group so it promises to be truly scary. I know the kind of groups who go on cruises.
— (Wildebeasts chased by tourists)
Oh crud, I found a scene I forgot to put into the comic. My own fault for keeping the pictures filed by location where shot as opposed to scene order. Fortunately it's a scene that hasn't gone live yet.
Halloween's still 2-1/2 weeks away and today it's about all I can think of. I have a costume I got for no particular reason (honestly, at the time it seemed imperative that I have a medieval celtic outfit *shakes head again at self* ) so I'm all set
— (wildebeests tripping on long hems)
And the powerpoint presentation that represents my slothdom still awaits its creation. I HATE powerpoint, altho making one is not as bad as sitting thru one
there were a few otherbody pick-ups like that, but the last one was the worst.That would make an AWESOME movie Pit!
Like a really cool independent little cult film style thing, you know? That would be so cool.
- call it "nearly dead" or something and have the camera following "you" around as an EMT doing the pickups and dealing with the cases, exactly like in the dream. Could have a groovy indie sound track too. Not your thrash or death metal stuff though, it wouldn't really suit the mood, you know?
GREAT idea for a film! ^___^
The ending could be that "you" get hit by a car or something, people gather round… and as you try and get up you realise you're already dead and just waiting for the end. Then the EMT comes to take you away.
Perfect finish!
I would want that in my DVD collection.
haha, i hadnt thought of it that way but that would be cool1it'd fit right in with shaun of the dead and fido and stuff like that. well without the vicious zombie element. but i could totally see it!good thinkin OZ!
Just went to go order a couple custom skated decks to paint on from a guy I know. He asked me how much I wanted to spend on them and I told him no more than $350. Then I asked him how much he would like, and he just told me $20 per deck. I kinda had a "holy shit! that's all!" moment. I woulda thought he'd ask for at least $50 a deck, so if they turn out well, he's getting a good bit of extra.
GREAT idea for a film! ^___^
Perfect finish!
haha, i hadnt thought of it that way but that would be cool1it'd fit right in with shaun of the dead and fido and stuff like that. well without the vicious zombie element. but i could totally see it!good thinkin OZ!
I copied this into my story ideas folder. If it's okay I'd like to work up a spec script. I could even shoot it with the dolls.
It's apparently a spirit week or pep rally week or one of those crap things that involve school and cheering for it.
Today, people had to dress up in superhero/supervillain costumes.
I didn't know this.
So, I pretty much walked into a school filled with guys in wrestling uniforms with capes and girls who dressed like prostitutes in superman undies.
It was pretty much just a reason to costume up before Halloween.
I'll be on the Carribbean cruise for Halloween. One rule of thumb for costumes: NO PIRATES. We'll be hooking up with a group so it promises to be truly scary. I know the kind of groups who go on cruises.
— (Wildebeasts chased by tourists)
Oh crud, I found a scene I forgot to put into the comic. My own fault for keeping the pictures filed by location where shot as opposed to scene order. Fortunately it's a scene that hasn't gone live yet.
no prob! just gimme a little credit if ya do use it is all i ask.
Oh… my… god…It's horrifying and yet…doesn't surprise me.
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...it's out of stock.
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So apparently they have 3d porn now. Not that awful poser marionette porn, but 3d-glasses wearing kind. It was… pretty boring :/ On a plus side i learned that some of the new pokemon cards are unintentionally 3d (like beldum from HS-unleashed).
OHhhhhh Ozone, you never fail to amuse me with your ignorance of things that already exist elsewhere…like…crosswalks XD
Aaaaanyway, i WAS supposed to have gone back home yesterday (back to waking up at ass o clock in the morning, dealing with dogs and back to working on art….) buuuut my gramma came back from Houston with a monstrous cold o__o
And i was like hmmm, suddenly i have no desire to go back just yet o_o;;;
Buuut that means i still need to walk on the thin ice around these parts >.> luck dont fail me nooow~
Today, crazies on the train needed to be hit with big heavy, preferably blunt, objects. My Health teacher needs to to calm down someday or no matter how healthy he is he'll just have a heart attack n die. My art teachers need to stop being grouches and actually have us do something… creative … and i am COMPLETELY against having JUST salad for dinner…
i'm not an herbivore D: <
The Katch demands RICE~!! MEAT~!! BREAD~!! anything that isn't bitter and leafy *hisses*
ok i'm done XD
I'm going to take it as a "not interested" on the portfolio sharing/review thread question. I kinda figured most people wouldn't be interested since it's DD and everyone here is a hobbyist, but I thought I'd ask anyway.I think most people missed it ;)
Easy to overlook stuff here man.
My pro work is stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid and I hate it. >:[
I don't know why… probably because I'm tired of it and it's not very creative… and when it does get at all creative it just means tons more work so I hate it even more.
So that's why I didn't jump.
I'd love to see your work though! :)
Apparently, given that I missed your post myself. Alright, I'll post it in Art & Design as soon as I get a chance. Who knows, maybe there's folks who would be curious about that stuff and just don't look in this thread.
So it seems that I can't draw for the time being :(
On Monday I was temporarily shifted to a different position at work (just for one day) where I accidentally cut the inside of the middle joint on my left index finger. Which now means I can do pretty much everything… except for bending it fully and drawing (it hurts enough to make me not want to draw). Bah…
I hate it! And we are going to have an off Saturday so I could do some drawing then but nooo, I had to go and mess it up.
*Goes away annoyed*
OHhhhhh Ozone, you never fail to amuse me with your ignorance of things that already exist elsewhere…like…crosswalks XDUmmm… whut are you talking about?
Three times in my life I've been physically attacked by crazies while on a train. Not pleasant, but I'm resilient :)
Been a loooong time since the last one though. Years and years.
lright, I'll post it in Art & Design as soon as I get a chance.I look forward to it!
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I'm a bit apprehensive about the new DD beta… I wonder when it's going to start?
Dear god this made me laugh so much this morning, even my cat came over and tilted her head like 'are you dying?'. I don't even hate kim kardashian just her word choice is so expressive and vile.
First of all, let me just say that Kim Kardashian looks like a piece of Silly Putty after it has been farted on by an obese man after drinking soy sauce and a bucket of iced coffee. Bitch, what the fuck are you doing to your face? You are not even thirty years old and already you are injecting yourself with Botox and sheep jizz! Stop with that shit! Please! It is not normal for your skin to sound like the surface of a helium balloon whenever you rub your hand against it!
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When the fight broke out, you just know Khloe calmly got out of her chair, lifted her skirt, and farted in the direction of the scuffle. All the liquor bottles in the bar exploded, and at least ten people got their hyoid bones broken in half. Thus is the power of the behemoth’s ass trumpet.
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